Darcey and Stacey Live Chat Season 4

[Eldemarge]

Hello, I am here FOR MY LEGACY

[OneGuy]

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Edited February 7, 2023 by OneGuy

[sainte-chapelle]

They do realize those fruit smoothies are full of sugar and calories right? Smoothie does not equal healthy.

[Hotel Snarker]

Aight, I’m ready for some nonsensical Silva Twins to top off this otherwise too-silly-and-sunny-it-became-crappy Monday.

[Frozendiva]

I got an email just now from Primetimer that let me know I had replies to the topic.

[sainte-chapelle]

Those heels…good lord

[Hotel Snarker]

They can’t walk in heels. 👠 

[sainte-chapelle]

This reminds me of Paula Abdul’s short lived show

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus Christ they're humping the fabric. And that top on Darcey! Yikes!

Hi everyone. I've been nomming on baked goods all day and feel like a bloated, carb-filled blob. Has everyone had a good Monday?

[Frozendiva]

Hard to wear heels when it is warm. Blisters galore.

[charmed1]

Hi-yeee! Everyone got your spanx, coffin nails, stripper heels, and your lashes on? Let’s go stand in our truths!

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Jesus Christ they're humping the fabric. And that top on Darcey! Yikes!

Hi everyone. I've been nomming on baked goods all day and feel like a bloated, carb-filled blob. Has everyone had a good Monday?

I had soup for dinner now I want a snack so badly!

[Pepper Mostly]

The classics! That's what House of Eleven is famous for. Snerk.

[OneGuy]

Darcey and Stacey think they need to "stick to the classics, the basics."  LOL

[Shelbie]

I’m actually disappointed in Darcey. If she tried I’m sure she could show more of her boobs.

[Hotel Snarker]

Darcey has a lot of trust in that top.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

The classics! That's what House of Eleven is famous for. Snerk.

Right? The jokes write themselves 

They don’t care Darcey, this isn’t about you.

[Pepper Mostly]

And Darcey IMMEDIATELY hijacks Stacey's appointment to make sure that the consultant knows that she was engaged once too. 

"I already have something in mind. Its from our Stripper Collection"

[Hotel Snarker]

Looks like Stacey is wearing the napkin dress.

[OneGuy]

Different wedding, different dress.  Stacey is always being sensible.

[sainte-chapelle]

These dresses are too classy. We need Pinina Tornei or however you spell her name 😂 

[Frozendiva]

Surprised the samples fit their chests.

[charmed1]

This man clearly doesn’t know his client. Go pick the skankiest My Big Fat Gypsy wedding dress and hand it to her, Fabio.

[Pepper Mostly]

"You want to look long and lean"?? Have you MET your sister? She might look long and lean in a mushroom forest, or among a troupe of Oompa Loompas, but otherwise....

[OneGuy]

She could buy the dress for her fourth wedding too and maybe get a 2-for-1 deal.

[Hotel Snarker]

Imma say it…IF they are clothing designers, WTF are they in a wedding dress store?

[Eldemarge]

Give her a white leather mini and some pasties.  That's what they're going for!

[Pepper Mostly]

Darcey is hurtling off the rails here. She's falling apart in front of our very eyes. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m here. Better late than never? What did I miss?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Frozendiva]

The large lips are distracting.

[sainte-chapelle]

I hate to say it but Darcey is right…the wide ball gown type skirt makes her look shorter and wider

[Hotel Snarker]

Do their faces hurt all the time or are they numb? Because everything looks like it's painfully stretched out.

[OneGuy]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

The large lips are distracting.

I didn't notice past the eyelashes.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

The large lips are distracting.

I can’t stop looking at them. I am not even hearing what the hell they are saying.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m here. Better late than never? What did I miss?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That's cute. 

Darcey and Stacey teetered into a fabric shop and sexually assaulted the fabric rolls. Then they went to a bridal salon so Stacey could rub Darcey's face in her impending dream wedding  try on dresses. 

[charmed1]

I can’t stop staring at Darcey’s eyes. OMG! Her face has been yanked back so far, her eyes look like a creepy doll’s. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

I didn't notice past the eyelashes.

And that eyeliner! I haven't seen anything like that that wasn't on a Barbie doll. 

[Eldemarge]

What kind of marriage do these people have if Stacey has to get that horrible little man to implore her husband to go get a job???  That is ridiculous.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I can’t stop looking at them. I am not even hearing what the hell they are saying.

Just fill in the blanks. 

"I'm standing in my power"

"This was supposed to be a bonding moment"

"House of Eleven" 

"My dream wedding" 

[charmed1]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m here. Better late than never? What did I miss?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Here, put this fake ponytail on. We saved some lashes and cheap perfume for you.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Seriously? There is something very disturbing about their folie a deux and their appearance dysmorphia.

[Hotel Snarker]

Okay, so I heard all the MILFs’ sons were doing some type of massage or spa activity of sorts to identify their mothers. I did not realize how much stomach acid I saved from being hurled out of that spacious pit. 🤮

[OneGuy]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

What kind of marriage do these people have if Stacey has to get that horrible little man to implore her husband to go get a job???  That is ridiculous.

You mean Parrottop?

[sainte-chapelle]

They don’t need match makers and weddings…they need therapy 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ve been watching The English on Prime. Two thumbs up.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Okay, so I heard all the MILFs’ sons were doing some type of massage or spa activity of sorts to identify their mothers. I did not realize how much stomach acid I saved from being hurled out of that spacious pit. 🤮

NO…kill it with fire

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

What kind of marriage do these people have if Stacey has to get that horrible little man to implore her husband to go get a job???  That is ridiculous.

I wonder if Florian has a sock full of cash, like Georgi did. 

[Hotel Snarker]

I feel very uncomfortable right now. You’re telling me I have to wait 13 long days — THIRTEEN — to finally see OHSAAAAAAAMMMMAAAAAHHH?

[Frozendiva]

They couldn’t take a couple of rollerblading lessons?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Those enormous breasts must be difficult on your center of balance.