Darcey and Stacey Live Chat Season 4

[Shelbie]

She’s too top heavy to do a handstand.

[sainte-chapelle]

Is kiss my heart the new namaste? Kiss my Heart Yoga with Darcey

[judylo]

Uh-oh. Song incoming.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Poor Phil has his work cut out for him.

[Frozendiva]

Poor recording guy. They do pay by the hour, so….

[OneGuy]

What vibe?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, goodie, Darcey is going to start a passive aggressive standoff with her sister in front of poor old Phil. What has he done to deserve this? 

[sainte-chapelle]

She can’t even move her mouth good Lord

[charmed1]

Everybody here? Got your cheap extensions in and your fake Chanel bags?

[Pepper Mostly]

Phil. Call security. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Poor Phil doesn’t get paid enough for this assholery.

[sainte-chapelle]

Chills all over you guys

[OneGuy]

They have very discerning musical tastes.

[Hotel Snarker]

Okay, what does everyone think are the lyrics for their first song? I’ll go first…

”You’re always in my heart, you little HoE,

you made us Silva Strong.

You helped us manifest our dreams

And made us feel like angels all along…”

[Frozendiva]

They’re not the ones that I want.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Let’s see. What rhymes with empowerment?

[Pepper Mostly]

That's Hot! That's sexy! That energy! That vibe! Empowerment! 

Eight minutes in and I am ready to stab someone. 

[judylo]

They love everything. Their conversation is so inane.

[sainte-chapelle]

Wow how auto tuned will this be? 

[Frozendiva]

Auto tune?

[Doublemint]

I'm muting this whole thing, it seems to be a slow death by torture.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Phil is brave enough to say what everyone’s thinking—he’s going to have to auto tune these morons to the hilt.

[Hotel Snarker]

"Woo! Feel it in your spirit? Feeling beautiful. Feeling fierce. Rising above. Definitely to the top! Respects."

[Pepper Mostly]

Phil: I can't tell them they can't do it. 

Pepper Mostly: Because they are paying you. 

[OneGuy]

I can't believe they have to do this many takes of this nonsense.  Do they really believe they are doing something musical in the studio?

[Shelbie]

Oh yeah this is definitely going to be a global hit. Beyoncé must be shaking in her boots.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

I'm muting this whole thing, it seems to be a slow death by torture.

We're here for you. You're a performer, right? This must be especially trying. 

[charmed1]

There’s an episode of The Jeffersons where Florence is scammed into giving money to two phony record producers. This feels like the sequel.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

I can't believe they have to do this many takes of this nonsense.  Do they really believe they are doing something musical in the studio?

Angels of music. The wings wanna fly off the hoodies.

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

I'm muting this whole thing, it seems to be a slow death by torture.

It’s so unbelievably painful to watch them. So so hard. All I can think is: caricatures.

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

That's Hot! That's sexy! That energy! That vibe! Empowerment! 

Eight minutes in and I am ready to stab someone. 

They are standing in their power!

[sainte-chapelle]

My lesbian friend “ wow those big folks move ( in relationships) as fast as us gays.” 😂 

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

We're here for you. You're a performer, right? This must be especially trying. 

I knew it was coming, so I opted out.   The engineer is doing this for publicity, in real life he would shut them down and not in a nice way.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just looked at the time. We’re only 15 minutes in!!

Florian can’t swim. Yet another redeeming factor.

[Frozendiva]

Who is paying for these water skidoos?

[Hotel Snarker]

I think a rage room would do them some good.

[charmed1]

Does Georgi have a weave? 

[JeanJean]

So D&S shared with us how they "craft" their lyrics. (They don't.)

Please research how much rewriting went into Stephen Sondheim's or Linn Manuel Miranda's wonderful lyrics, girls. 

Edited March 7, 2023 by JeanJean

[Pepper Mostly]

Wow, Georgi has shown more personality in the last thirty seconds than we saw all last season. Did you see that? He SMILED.

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

I think a rage room would do them some good.

What, no axe throwing bars in Miami?

[sainte-chapelle]

Are they two really friends? They seem so awkward together. I do find Georgi and his anecdotes quite funny.

[judylo]

Shouldn’t Florian’s English be better by now?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Florian has a personality when The Warden Stacey allows him to have some time off for good behavior,

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, so to make a change from going for a pedicure or an empty coffee shop, the boys get jet skis and talk about their feelings out in the bosom of Mother Ocean. 

[OneGuy]

"Love is more important than the money, for sure."  Clearly you're on this show for love Georgi.

[Frozendiva]

Georgi, the Universe has a reason. You may be better off without the headache.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, judylo said:

Shouldn’t Florian’s English be better by now?

Hey, Stacey's not interested in his conversation, and he has no friends. 

[Doublemint]

Just now, judylo said:

Shouldn’t Florian’s English be better by now?

He lives with Stacy, she doesn't speak the Queen's English.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Wow, Georgi has shown more personality in the last thirty seconds than we saw all last season. Did you see that? He SMILED.

What, no axe throwing bars in Miami?

He was quite funny at times last season with his ribbing of Darcey

 

[JeanJean]

11 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Let’s see. What rhymes with empowerment?

Not really, but maybe a stretch will be permitted in Darcey and Stacey's case: Retirement?

[Frozendiva]

Darcey overdressed for her date.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cicero dressed up in his formal Hanes t-shirt.