Darcey and Stacey Live Chat Season 4

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

They walk like little old ladies.  There's a strange waddle going on.

That's true--they wear ridiculous shoes and can't walk in them. I damn near pissed myself when I saw them trying to go up a small set of stairs. They looked like octogenarians. I manage stairs better, and I'm a legit old lady with bad knees. 

Edited February 28, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[Shelbie]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

They are terrifying. Imagine encountering them in real life. I'm quite sure I would not be able to suppress a scream.

I’m sure they interpret every WTF look they get as jealousy or admiration that they look so snatched.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Impossible Kicks is the hottest store in suburban mall.

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

That's true--they wear ridiculous shoes and can't walk in them. I damn near pissed myself when I saw them trying to go up a small set of stairs. They looked like octogenarians. I manage stairs better, and I'm a legit old lady with bad knees. 

Me too!   Stacy running on the beach was unbelievable, and there were no shoes to blame.

[Pepper Mostly]

Don't they own this company? Why are they sweating and fretting and collapsing with nerves? 

[Hotel Snarker]

“Please keep away from flammable devices.”

[OneGuy]

They certainly are professional.

[Frozendiva]

Can’t see me wearing any of it.

[Pepper Mostly]

I can see from here that the "quality" of that polyester blend hoodie is NOT "really good". 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Don't they own this company? Why are they sweating and fretting and collapsing with nerves? 

I guess you haven’t seen the producer’s notes on the script.

[Shelbie]

They are not girls . They are women.

[Doublemint]

I was going to say that Darcy was covered up, so she knows how to do it, than I had another look and , no, boobs were in sight.   But, not on Stacy.

[magemaud]

“We’re gonna put you Number One  Only”

[charmed1]

A business meeting just out in the middle of the store surrounded by customers. This is soo realistic. I can hear the mall water fountain and feral children running around the Rainforest Cafe.

[sainte-chapelle]

Plastic surgery is better in Turkey 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sexy and classy. Hahahaha. Can’t wait to see what she wears!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Can’t see me wearing any of it.

Certainly not! You are an avatar of good taste! I always think of you as flawlessly dressed, and appropriate for any occasion. Tasteful and fashionable.

Frankly I can't see ANYONE wearing any of it. Tacky, trashy, poor quality. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Come the fuck on, TLC. We do NOT need to see Darcey’s lumpy ass.

[charmed1]

Ew! I just saw her butt implant move.

[Pepper Mostly]

Dear lord Darcey's boobs are up under her chin. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Darcey is already talking marriage BEFORE the first date.

[Pepper Mostly]

She's already yapping about getting married to this guy? She hasn't even properly gone out on one date with him yet!

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Certainly not! You are an avatar of good taste! I always think of you as flawlessly dressed, and appropriate for any occasion. Tasteful and fashionable.

Frankly I can't see ANYONE wearing any of it. Tacky, trashy, poor quality. 

I like this.

https://www.simons.ca/en/women-clothing/jackets-blazers/jackets/studded-metallic-fuchsia-pink-biker-jacket--19263-2

[judylo]

Stacey suddenly looked much better in the pink thing in her TH.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

I like this.

https://www.simons.ca/en/women-clothing/jackets-blazers/jackets/studded-metallic-fuchsia-pink-biker-jacket--19263-2

I love it and I bet you'd look awesome in it. 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Darcey is already talking marriage BEFORE the first date.

She knows very little about the guy.

[Doublemint]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Darcey is already talking marriage BEFORE the first date.

She's a perpetual 13 year old.   If she had a notebook, she'd be putting his/her initials surrounded by a heart on the cover.

[Pepper Mostly]

12 hours ago, Frozendiva said:

She knows very little about the guy.

He's foreign and has a penis. That's pretty much Darcey's whole checklist. 

Edited February 28, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[sainte-chapelle]

Why do I find myself attracted to short haired Georgi ? someone slap me.

[OneGuy]

Just now, Doublemint said:

She's a perpetual 13 year old.   If she had a notebook, she'd be putting his/her initials surrounded by a heart on the cover.

Right next to Georgi's!

[Hotel Snarker]

Do people really shave their asses for dates? If yes, how soon before the date do you need to shave? When does the ass 5 o'clock shadow start? What is the prime ass shaving time?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Do people really shave their asses for dates? If yes, how soon before the date do you need to shave? When does the ass 5 o'clock shadow start? What is the prime ass shaving time?

That's it, I'm dead. 

Thank you Darcey. These are questions I never knew needed to be answered. And indeed, I could have gone to my grave not knowing that these problems existed. 

[magemaud]

What is the white area on Darcey’s butt?

[OneGuy]

Are the two hours up yet?

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Do people really shave their asses for dates? If yes, how soon before the date do you need to shave? When does the ass 5 o'clock shadow start? What is the prime ass shaving time?

Lol this reminds me of an Irish friend I had in University. We were in the bathroom at a bar, in between dragging a cigarette she told me «  wear ugly panties and don’t shave the kitty until the third date….unless you do it in his car…,I hate the fucking car but it’s dark »    Lol 😂 

Just now, magemaud said:

What is the white area on Darcey’s butt?

She needs to see a doctor…that could be silicone leaking between her skin layers. I watch too much Botched.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Darcey looks like she’s going to stop in at the strip joint for a workout on the pole (and some shrimp alfredo) before her date

[judylo]

He didn’t even say he was sorry!

[Shelbie]

Oh dear the ass shaving was done for nothing.

[Hotel Snarker]

What kind of person is planning or considering sex on the first date?

[Pepper Mostly]

We've seen Darcey's dance moves before, remember? When Tom took her salsa dancing and she plastered herself against him and didn't even attempt to try to follow. this should be good. 

[Doublemint]

Ha - I knew this would happen!   And what is up with those eyebrows?  How about the cross when she's dressed llike a hooooooo?

[Auntie Anxiety]

The Amber Alert replayed and I missed it. She got stood up? So humiliating.

[charmed1]

Darcey is totally White Lotus Tanya.

[OneGuy]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Ha - I knew this would happen!   And what is up with those eyebrows?  How about the cross when she's dressed llike a hooooooo?

The cross goes with the prayer before the big "business" meeting.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

The Amber Alert replayed and I missed it. She got stood up? So humiliating.

The guy called her and said he needed to reschedule. Darcey of course is making this a Major Tragedy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Florian told Stacey he’s looking for a job, but really he just wants to get away from her for a little while.

[OneGuy]

Everything's more important than looking for a job for Florian.

Edited February 28, 2023 by OneGuy

[sainte-chapelle]

Fucking Florian “ I have to go are you looking for drama?” He knows how to handle her

[Frozendiva]

Georgi cut his hair.

[Pepper Mostly]

What's his risky plan? He's going to go in with Georgi on his Bulgarian rose oil business?