Darcey and Stacey Live Chat Season 4

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

His mafia witness protection name

Descendant of the philosopher??

[Frozendiva]

Every man you look at is a future husband, Darce.

[Auntie Anxiety]

The wedding planner wore her best muumuu.

Edited February 21, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[Frozendiva]

Too bad they can’t deflate 1/3 of their chest size.

[sainte-chapelle]

Those boobs though…in that country dress…no

[judylo]

As a former 34G (now 34C or D), I find their boobs grotesque.

[OneGuy]

There is a cognitive dissonance in me anytime I hear one of them say the word, "classy."

[charmed1]

I’m kind of loving Miami Dinyell’s muumuu. Its probably hot as hell there and she looks cool and comfortable compared to her client.

[Frozendiva]

You don’t need a fancy second wedding.

[Hotel Snarker]

Stacey and her facade of a perfect relationship…

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, judylo said:

As a former 34G (now 34C or D), I find their boobs grotesque.

Natural makes a difference. My friend had a breast reduction due to back pain but they looked natural because they were.

[GrannySmith]

Stacey’s face in the cake scene looks red and puffy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, charmed1 said:

I’m kind of loving Miami Dinyell’s muumuu. Its probably hot as hell there and she looks cool and comfortable compared to her client.

Darcey would take that as a compliment because she is sooooo hot!

[Frozendiva]

If Stacey wants the wedding of her dreams, she can pay for it.

[sainte-chapelle]

Well Florian is right, it really isn’t her place to butt in right now.

[Shelbie]

All Stacey’s stress is self induced. No sympathy for her.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Florian has no modeling potential? What? I can’t believe that.

[Frozendiva]

Florian is just through with the money waste to make Stacey happy for a day.

[Eldemarge]

Seriously, Florian, a divorce and a quick relocation away from the Silvas would be cheaper than this Dream! Wedding!

[Hotel Snarker]

“You need to find husband.” Flo is savage!

[charmed1]

Something is wrong with Darcey’s left eye. That discount surgery she got in Turkey is beginning to falter.

[Hotel Snarker]

Suspect the wedding planner is having second thoughts about being involved with this ....

He looks so very depressed he even forgot how to model.

[sainte-chapelle]

Lolllll he doesn’t even have a portfolio 

[OneGuy]

Florian really makes a person want to hire him, doesn't he?

[Eldemarge]

Go work at the mall!  This is insane.

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Lolllll he doesn’t even have a portfolio 

HUH?

[charmed1]

Just now, OneGuy said:

Florian really makes a person want to hire him, doesn't he?

He’s just bursting with personality.

[judylo]

I kinda feel bad for Florian. It’s pathetic.

[Frozendiva]

His experience with Stacey in terms of modelling is a real eye opener.

[Hotel Snarker]

I don't think being a model is one of the hardest jobs in the world! 🙄

[sainte-chapelle]

What did Florian do back home?

[OneGuy]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

What did Florian do back home?

Maybe standup comedy?

[Eldemarge]

Florian is a model like the twins are fashion designers.

[Frozendiva]

Most models age out by 25. Maybe male models have a longer career expectancy.

[charmed1]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

What did Florian do back home?

When we first met Stacey, she said he was a model in Albania. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, charmed1 said:

When we first met Stacey, she said he was a model in Albania. 

That is also what I remember but thought that I was misremembering due to how bad he was…I mean…really terrible

[Hotel Snarker]

Indian Jesus better be celibate!

[Eldemarge]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

That is also what I remember but thought that I was misremembering due to how bad he was…I mean…really terrible

He was a model when they met but he also lived at home.  So maybe he was just starting out? Or did a few photoshoots and nothing else?  

[Auntie Anxiety]

These two cannot be any stupider.

[sainte-chapelle]

I know I say this a lot but…they aren’t skinny…they aren’t fat….are they bloated? What is up with their bodies?

[Eldemarge]

That hoodie is poop.

[Hotel Snarker]

Reminder, they chose to submit an all black collection to a neon shoe store in Miami.

[Shelbie]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

These two cannot be any stupider.

I believe they can.

[Frozendiva]

Some of the stuff on their site is…. Cheap.

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I know I say this a lot but…they aren’t skinny…they aren’t fat….are they bloated? What is up with their bodies?

They apparently call it getting puffy.

[Shelbie]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I know I say this a lot but…they aren’t skinny…they aren’t fat….are they bloated? What is up with their bodies?

Their breasts are so out of proportion to their height they look odd.

[sainte-chapelle]

So in their minds oversized means the actual right size

[charmed1]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I know I say this a lot but…they aren’t skinny…they aren’t fat….are they bloated? What is up with their bodies?

😂Remember we talked about this. They’re short-waisted with long legs. But their giant fake boobs totally take up the length of their torsos.

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Reminder, they chose to submit an all black collection to a neon shoe store in Miami.

Sharp business women

[Hotel Snarker]

Miami definitely screams sweat suits and wings…..