Darcey and Stacey Live Chat Season 4

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I DON'T NEED LOVE!!!

And you never loved me!!!!

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

OK, peeps, buckle up! Here we are, dressed in our best, champagne in hand, tissues at the ready, to celebrate the WEDDING OF THE CENTURY!!

I am having anticipatory nausea. 

I squeezed into a skin tight dress and look snatched. That being said, I couldn’t sleep last night worrying about whether or not Stacey and Florian go through with the marriage. 🤣🤣🤣

[Pepper Mostly]

Florian says he's sorry. Stacey does not say she's sorry. Because she is a stainless angel who GIVES and GIVES and GIVES, while Florian is an ungrateful, slovenly bastard who should be worshipping the water she walks on. 

[Eldemarge]

There better be an open bar because I am wearing a pushup bra and some tight-ass shoes and I want to drink away the pain!

[Frozendiva]

Is one of us going to catch the bouquet?

[Hotel Snarker]

Aight, Snarkville! Grand wedding, Silva style! AKA doing it BIG. Let’s go.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stacey looks like she just stepped out of a Vegas dance extravaganza.

[sainte-chapelle]

Why get your teeth done if you continue to smoke Florian?

Edited April 11, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

There better be an open bar because I am wearing a pushup bra and some tight-ass shoes and I want to drink away the pain!

Oh girl. You know Stacey is very classy. Surely only top shelf booze and Dom Perignon will flow in abundance at her tasteful, swanky affair. 

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Is one of us going to catch the bouquet?

I would try but I KNOW I would sprain an ankle because that's how the Universe works!

Seriously, I love dancing at weddings, though.  I am a dancing fool. Nobody can hold back this joy lol

[Auntie Anxiety]

I always dress up in my sequin jumpsuit to vacuum.

[Hotel Snarker]

Can’t wait for all the ridiculous outfits tonight 👀

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

I would try but I KNOW I would sprain an ankle because that's how the Universe works!

Seriously, I love dancing at weddings, though.  I am a dancing fool. Nobody can hold back this joy lol

I was thinking that Darcey would shove anyone out of the way.

[Eldemarge]

We're talking about booze and sequins and I'm literally sitting here with a kale salad and no pants.  The opposite of a party.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Only three minutes in and I am so tempted to turn this stupid show off.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I always dress up in my sequin jumpsuit to vacuum.

Darcey is too hungover for early morning vacuuming.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Only three minutes in and I am so tempted to turn this stupid show off.

Oh, you know you'll never leave us. 

Mateo loves that guitar so much he left it at home. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Jesus Christ she just met the man.

[Fable]

So much for being quiet for their dad!

 

[Frozendiva]

I would not go as a wedding guest with someone I have gone out with twice.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Still no sack for Zach. Darcey, he’s just not that into you. Probably because he’s an actor.

[Shelbie]

Those pants do not flatter Stacey’s ass.

[Pepper Mostly]

Mateo is devoutly wishing he was dead right now.

[Eldemarge]

@Pepper Mostly The Silvery Pony man sent me an email today and it was a reservation for the dinner he's taking me to for my birthday in 11 days! I swooned.  

Yep, it doesn't take much...

[Baltimore Betty]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I always dress up in my sequin jumpsuit to vacuum.

June Cleaver wore pearls and heels to vacuum.

[OneGuy]

Just now, Shelbie said:

Those pants do not flatter Stacey’s ass.

The word "not" will always appear before these two words.

[Hotel Snarker]

You’re home from COLLEGE! No shit dummy.

[MagicEyes]

6 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Is one of us going to catch the bouquet?

I will fight anyone for the bouquet, because I am desperate for love!

[Frozendiva]

Someone got stuck in an art installation here last night. Firefighters had to rescue the idiot.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

@Pepper Mostly The Silvery Pony man sent me an email today and it was a reservation for the dinner he's taking me to for my birthday in 11 days! I swooned.  

Yep, it doesn't take much...

Tell me! Is the place really fancy? Do they have craft cocktails and a really nice wine list? Tomahawk steaks or really edgy desserts where the chef comes out and pours chocolate into your hands? I must know everything!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Shelbie said:

Those pants do not flatter Stacey’s ass.

The thing with these two is that they have absolutely no self-awareness, be it clothing or new body parts or consumption of alcohol.

[sainte-chapelle]

Her son looks nothing like her. Either he favours his father or looks like her old face

[Baltimore Betty]

I wish I could have had time to get some work done on my face a few times for the wedding, all I had time for was to make large holes in my jeans and afix giant fake eyelashes to my non fox like eyelids.

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Mateo is devoutly wishing he was dead right now.

Don’t worry, stepdaddy Flo knows all the tricks!

“IS THAT A BOAR? SASQUATCH?”

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

I will fight anyone for the bouquet, because I am desperate for love!

I myself am positively panting to see Darcey diving for the bouquet, elbowing the other women, stepping on their feet, and knocking at least two to the floor. Then to see her triumphantly waving Stacey's tacky flowers in the air while looking meaningfully at Zack in the sack. 

[sainte-chapelle]

She looks like she smells like perfume, cigarettes and fake tanner

[Auntie Anxiety]

That dress is hideous.

[OneGuy]

It looks like the squeezed that drink out of Parrottop's hair.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I myself am positively panting to see Darcey diving for the bouquet, elbowing the other women, stepping on their feet, and knocking at least two to the floor. Then to see her triumphantly waving Stacey's tacky flowers in the air while looking meaningfully at Zack in the sack. 

She will knock them out of the way with her boobs

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I wish I could have had time to get some work done on my face a few times for the wedding, all I had time for was to make large holes in my jeans and afix giant fake eyelashes to my non fox like eyelids.

What? Not even some mangy horsehair extensions or six inch nails? 

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Tell me! Is the place really fancy? Do they have craft cocktails and a really nice wine list? Tomahawk steaks or really edgy desserts where the chef comes out and pours chocolate into your hands? I must know everything!

So we have this hotel in this fancy part of town and it's the most baller hotel in town.  It's THE most expensive hotel.  Super nice. And I've been to the bar a few times to drink because it's super nice.  They have a restaurant at the hotel and that's where we are going.  He picked the place, even though he's never been here (green flag).  So I'm definitely thinking it's going to be a swanky place to eat!  I'm very excited.  I should check the menu NOW, right??  I haven't even done any recon!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I myself am positively panting to see Darcey diving for the bouquet, elbowing the other women, stepping on their feet, and knocking at least two to the floor. Then to see her triumphantly waving Stacey's tacky flowers in the air while looking meaningfully at Zack in the sack. 

I wish you could write for the show.

[sainte-chapelle]

Of course famewhore parrot offered to help

[charmed1]

What is this? Why is she wearing a wedding dress for the wedding rehearsal? 

[MagicEyes]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

She will knock them out of the way with her boobs

I hope there is an ambulance standing by, because that would be like being walloped by a wrecking ball. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Loll at dad “ just….getting ready for this”

[OneGuy]

Georgi: "How's everything?"  Dad: "Just . . . getting ready for this."  He can barely hide his excitement.

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

What? Not even some mangy horsehair extensions or six inch nails? 

I am actually having a good hair day today, lol.

[Eldemarge]

What in the Thundercats is stupid Michael Benz wearing now. He's going to start tiny fires if the sun hits him.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, poor Dad is recovering from a stroke and no one will even give him a goddamn chair? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Darcey’s friends really know how to tie one on.