Darcey and Stacey Live Chat Season 4

[Auntie Anxiety]

At 11PM, on USA, there’s a new show starting called “Race to Alaska.” I’ll be taping it. 

[judylo]

Who is this chick? She looks so normal next to Darcey.

[sainte-chapelle]

SweetJesus why does she need to tell Zach?

[charmed1]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So a bad thing about the warmer weather is that now people want to stop and chat with me when I’m walking my dog. And there are the same people at the same areas at the same time, so now we have to find other perfect pooping places. The worst person is an elderly local vet who keeps telling me what I’m doing wrong because my dog barks at people and other dogs, as if I’ve never owned or trained a dog in all my years (which is definitely not the case).

My dog is the sweetest guy, but when random children come up to me and ask to pet him, I tell them he’s a psycho and they’d better watch out. I’m a terrible old lady😂.

[sainte-chapelle]

Debbie and Oussama…i can’t 😂 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

SweetJesus why does she need to tell Zach?

I was just about to say the same thing! 

Except we all know why. DRAMA. 

Stacey doesn't like the way Florian talks to her. Maybe she could spend a few moments listening to the way she talks to him. Just a thought. 

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

At 11PM, on USA, there’s a new show starting called “Race to Alaska.” I’ll be taping it. 

Until the next season of "The Great Pottery Throwdown" drops on HBO, I'm contenting myself with "Portrait Artist of the Year" and "Landscape Artist of the Year" on Tubi. I know nothing about art but its such a pleasure to watch. I've given up on all my old faves-even "The Amazing Race" has lost its charm. 

[Frozendiva]

Florian could file for divorce, Stace.

[Pepper Mostly]

So, anyone else think that this "wedding" was going to take place in Connecticut all along? Just me?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Florian tells the officiant/marriage counselor to fuck off in 3….2……1

[Hotel Snarker]

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Has she had more work done? Her face looks all swollen. 

Maybe she tripped and faceplanted in a wasp nest.

[Frozendiva]

Canadians rarely wear shoes in the house.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

So, anyone else think that this "wedding" was going to take place in Connecticut all along? Just me?

I thought the same thing. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Florian tells the officiant/marriage counselor to fuck off in 3….2……1

I can't wait to hear this "officiant" tell Florian that he's manipulating Stacey and that he needs to get a job. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Florian, this is what you wanted. Happy now?

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Canadians rarely wear shoes in the house.

When I go to parties I bring house shoes. They are only worn indoors. It surprises me when people say they don’t remove their shoes in someone’s home…like..really?

[Pepper Mostly]

Um, Stacey, you met HIM this way too. He hasn't changed one bit, except maybe he's not slavishly doting on you all day every day. 

Stacey: I was being very classy. 

Pepper Mostly: Dies laughing.

[Hotel Snarker]

"What's the worst thing that could happen?" As per usual, we're about to find out.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

When I go to parties I bring house shoes. They are only worn indoors. It surprises me when people say they don’t remove their shoes in someone’s home…like..really?

Only if I am told not to. Like I visit my cousin and will be indoors for 2 minutes.

[Auntie Anxiety]

So is this officiant too old to be a production assistant?

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So, anyone else think that this "wedding" was going to take place in Connecticut all along? Just me?

I was thinking the exact same thing.

[Pepper Mostly]

Here we go. "Stacey is a blameless angel! You need to straighten up!"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Florian needs to work on himself.

[Hotel Snarker]

This is going well 🙃

[sainte-chapelle]

Fake session…he didn’t even try to see both sides

[Eldemarge]

Where is the part where Stacey apologizes for acting like a spoiled princess all the time?

[Hotel Snarker]

So this guy is a plant right? Just paid off to side with Stacey?

He shouldn’t be taking sides.

[Pepper Mostly]

Stacey's reunion with her son reminds me of Edina Monsoon on Absolutely Fabulous. 

[judylo]

What? We’re gonna see Stacey’s son? I guess he’s not a minor anymore.

[Frozendiva]

Quite the wedding gown.

[Eldemarge]

The day Stacey has always been waiting for! Since her last (second) wedding!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, judylo said:

What? We’re gonna see Stacey’s son? I guess he’s not a minor anymore.

The poor kid looked positively rigid with embarrassment. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Mateo: I instantly regret being over 18 and being able to make this decision for myself.

[charmed1]

Oh, there’s the drunk friend who flashed one of Darcey’s himbos. I was wondering where her original hags were.

[sainte-chapelle]

Is she wearing cape?i can’t 😂 see you all next week

[Auntie Anxiety]

Well, that was much too long and much too boring. Next week is the finale. Praise the lord. Have a good week, friends. See you later, alligators.

[Pepper Mostly]

OK, peeps, we made it! Thank you all for all the laughs. See some of you Friday for Love After Lockup, meanwhile, have a wonderful week! 

[Hotel Snarker]

Sooooo…will the wedding end in an O. Henry twist? Find out next week, the Silva way, of course. Doing it BIG.

Have a nice rest of your week everyone and see you around the forums! Peace out. ✌️ 

[magemaud]

1 hour ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Wait till you get a text from Zack in the sack, Darce.

You mean "No sack Zack"? 

[magemaud]

42 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So, anyone else think that this "wedding" was going to take place in Connecticut all along? Just me?

Funny, the first wedding also took place in Connecticut. IIRC, they planned to marry in Stacey's apartment (with Stacey in full bridal regalia despite not having any guests) then Stacey changed into another gown, they hopped in the car and had another ceremony outside the father's house at MIDNIGHT with the camera crew's lights shining in Mike's windows? 

Edited April 4, 2023 by magemaud

[Frozendiva]

She has worn at least four wedding gowns already (one, maybe two for first wedding, two for Florian #1, and now maybe one or two for this one)?

[FrancescaFiore]

Oooooohh chile! Georgi shook the troll like a ragdoll.

[Joan of Argh]

1 hour ago, Hotel Snarker said:

She just put all the rotting food in the trash and didn’t take out the trash. That apartment is going to smell even worse when they get back. 🤢

I bet nothing smells worse than Darcey, she looks like she’s melting/rotting 🤮

[magemaud]

3 hours ago, Frozendiva said:

She has worn at least four wedding gowns already (one, maybe two for first wedding, two for Florian #1, and now maybe one or two for this one)?

But from the preview for next week, this latest wedding gown is the most outrageous one yet! 

[charmed1]

12 hours ago, magemaud said:

Funny, the first wedding also took place in Connecticut. IIRC, they planned to marry in Stacey's apartment (with Stacey in full bridal regalia despite not having any guests) then Stacey changed into another gown, they hopped in the car and had another ceremony outside the father's house at MIDNIGHT with the camera crew's lights shining in Mike's windows? 

Oh, this was three noses and two butts ago. There has to be a wedding for each new face. Like a an iOS update.

[magemaud]

19 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Press to install update “Stacey 23.14.3”

Be sure location services are set for Turkey 

13 hours ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Sooooo…will the wedding end in an O. Henry twist?

Or an O Shot twist? 

Edited April 4, 2023 by magemaud

[Hotel Snarker]

16 hours ago, Joan of Argh said:

I bet nothing smells worse than Darcey, she looks like she’s melting/rotting 🤮

You’re thinking she’s the Grangela stink type?

4 hours ago, magemaud said:

Press to install update “Stacey 23.14.3”

Be sure location services are set for Turkey 

Or an O Shot twist? 

O-Shots are better in Turkey.

Also, mobile updates on electronic devices are better in Turkey.

[sainte-chapelle]

Never forget

[Pepper Mostly]

17 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Never forget

Heh. Two noses ago.

[Eldemarge]

I DON'T NEED LOVE!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

OK, peeps, buckle up! Here we are, dressed in our best, champagne in hand, tissues at the ready, to celebrate the WEDDING OF THE CENTURY!!

I am having anticipatory nausea.