Season 11 M600LL and Season 8 WATN LIVE CHAT

[Lima Bean]

OMG, I think he’s frying up a whole pig.

[Chicklet]

Holy crap, that shocked me and I thought I was unshockable.

[judylo]

Oh my. What a feast!

[DropTheSoap]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Holy shit is he cooking the whole package of,bacon?

And the rest of the pig made into sausage.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Chicklet said:

Cooking sitting down, but does that chair have wheels?

Yeah, he's missing a crucial piece of Poundticipant equipment. Someone needs to hip him to the joys of a desk chair in the kitchen. 

[poeticlicensed]

9 burritos? For breakfast?

[Lima Bean]

Half of that ends up in his beard.

[Ladybugnine]

I think I counted 12 of those breakfast burrito-things.

[Hellga]

Twelve generous breakfast burritos and no dessert?  Nah, a box of donuts or twinkies or something must be coming in the next couple minutes. 

[MsVixen]

6 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

I'm here, too! Just fixed a mac & cheese & broccoli bowl. (By "fixed" I of course mean I poked a couple holes in the plastic film, stuck it in the microwave, and pressed the 6 button. I am so lazy I was excited when I saw they changed the cooking instructions to just 6 minutes instead of 2.5 minutes, stir, then 3.5 minutes.)

It's been a bad day; hoping for some good snark.

Was it a Stouffer's Bowl?  I had a Slow Roasted Steak and Potatoes Bowl and it was pretty tasty.

[Pepper Mostly]

How many burritos IS that, exactly? I don't think I can count that high.

[DropTheSoap]

Just now, Lima Bean said:

Half of that ends up in his beard.

Saving for later so he doesn't have to get up and go to kitchen.

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Holy shit is he cooking the whole package of,bacon?

That seems to be the new breakfast script.

[OoogleEyes]

Honestly 

This guy has no excuse 

So much bullshit 

[poeticlicensed]

Listen mom this isn't about being a member of the clean plate club 

[sainte-chapelle]

I ate a lot as a kid too but I was abeanpole. My mom cooked healthy though 90 per cent of the time

[Auntie Anxiety]

Four plates, three burritos on each plate.

[Lima Bean]

Mr Lima Bean is with me. He hates this show so much he’s putting in his ear buds, LOL

[ams1001]

Just now, MsVixen said:

Was it a Stouffer's Bowl?  I had a Slow Roasted Steak and Potatoes Bowl and it was pretty tasty.

Yeah, it's their "Life Cuisine" line.

[PureMantis]

Is that a ring light in the background? What else is happening in this kitchen?

[Lima Bean]

Mom left and he was raised by Santa Claus?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m already bored to tears.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, PureMantis said:

Is that a ring light in the background? What else is happening in this kitchen?

Heaven help us, does he have an Only Fans? Pass me the smelling salts. 

FOOTBALL.

[poeticlicensed]

Mom feels guilty about being a bad parent 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m already bored to tears.

Hang in there, Auntie. We need you.

[nokat]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

How many burritos IS that, exactly? I don't think I can count that high.

I'm barefoot, I can count to twenty.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Lima Bean said:

Mr Lima Bean is with me. He hates this show so much he’s putting in his ear buds, LOL

My other half is in the other room playing video games. He nopes the hell out of this show

[CrazyInAlabama]

Chris Parsons, age 36, from Oklahoma City, OK.    

 

Those "breakfast burritos" are huge, tons of scramble eggs, full link sausages, and an even dozen of them.   

Grew up hungry, competing with siblings and everyone else for food.   Split with dad, found a new guy.   By 13, his mother was mostly absent, due to her drug addiction.    The aunt took him in, and there was lots of food.    Then went back home to Vegas, at 15 to 16, he was eating a lot, and gaining a lot.   

[Auntie Anxiety]

Job in a grocery store. Do what you love.

[MsVixen]

Y'all neglected to say how big those Burritos were!!!!   🤨

[Pepper Mostly]

He wasn't a bad looking guy. 

[DropTheSoap]

I'm guessing 614, in honor of yesterday's pi day.

[Lima Bean]

Working at Kwikee Mart is bad when you can freely suck from the Slurpee machine.

[ams1001]

Rhode Island?! NO! We know what comes from Rhode Island!

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh shit he was good looking

[Auntie Anxiety]

He loves his child more than anything except food.

[Pepper Mostly]

Dude. FOOD is your main purpose in life. Your poor little daughter is a distant second. 

Here it comes. Car accident? Slip and fall? Laid off? 

[ams1001]

I'm goin' with 642 again.

[poeticlicensed]

So she dumped him cuz he got fat??

[Chicklet]

I guess 670, and I am embracing my wrong-ness.

[CrazyInAlabama]

No. she dumped him because of no sex, and his fixation on food.  

She saw what her life with him would be like, and dumped him. 

I bet his cable company job was either help desk, or one of those annoying people that call you and want you to sign up, or change programs. 

Edited March 16, 2023 by CrazyInAlabama

[Hellga]

4 minutes ago, Lima Bean said:

ooh, I love spankapotomus! I have some in the freezer, too, from Trader Joes.

I've tried Trader JOe's and I decided I didn't particularly like it.  Wegmans has these bite-sized ones that I like, and today I am trying Price Chopper's version. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Wait, I thought he was working for a cable company? Then he said the call center shut down? I'm confused. 

[Lima Bean]

Got a Job at a Call Center could be a bingo square.

[sainte-chapelle]

Um I think Kaylee moved on before you split dude.

[poeticlicensed]

I'm thinking there's a lot more to the story of the jobs and his relationship

[Hellga]

That's a complicated relationship where his ex-wife and her new husband actually lived with him and he paid for them to move over.  I have a feeling I don't want to know the details, 500 lb or not 500 lb. 

[DropTheSoap]

Just now, poeticlicensed said:

So she dumped him cuz he got fat??

Fat and lost wallowing in his own crap. 

[MsVixen]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Wait, I thought he was working for a cable company? Then he said the call center shut down? I'm confused. 

He may have been talking about Customer Service.

[Auntie Anxiety]

So many pans to clean! Why do I think he isn’t the one washing them?