Lima Bean March 16, 2023 Share March 16, 2023 OMG, I think he’s frying up a whole pig. 2 3 Link to comment
Chicklet March 16, 2023 Share March 16, 2023 Holy crap, that shocked me and I thought I was unshockable. 2 2 Link to comment
DropTheSoap March 16, 2023 Share March 16, 2023 Just now, sainte-chapelle said: Holy shit is he cooking the whole package of,bacon? And the rest of the pig made into sausage. 1 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly March 16, 2023 Share March 16, 2023 Just now, Chicklet said: Cooking sitting down, but does that chair have wheels? Yeah, he's missing a crucial piece of Poundticipant equipment. Someone needs to hip him to the joys of a desk chair in the kitchen. 2 3 Link to comment
Ladybugnine March 16, 2023 Share March 16, 2023 I think I counted 12 of those breakfast burrito-things. 6 2 1 Link to comment
Hellga March 16, 2023 Share March 16, 2023 Twelve generous breakfast burritos and no dessert? Nah, a box of donuts or twinkies or something must be coming in the next couple minutes. 2 5 Link to comment
MsVixen March 16, 2023 Share March 16, 2023 6 minutes ago, ams1001 said: I'm here, too! Just fixed a mac & cheese & broccoli bowl. (By "fixed" I of course mean I poked a couple holes in the plastic film, stuck it in the microwave, and pressed the 6 button. I am so lazy I was excited when I saw they changed the cooking instructions to just 6 minutes instead of 2.5 minutes, stir, then 3.5 minutes.) It's been a bad day; hoping for some good snark. Was it a Stouffer's Bowl? I had a Slow Roasted Steak and Potatoes Bowl and it was pretty tasty. 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly March 16, 2023 Share March 16, 2023 How many burritos IS that, exactly? I don't think I can count that high. 2 Link to comment
DropTheSoap March 16, 2023 Share March 16, 2023 Just now, Lima Bean said: Half of that ends up in his beard. Saving for later so he doesn't have to get up and go to kitchen. 1 4 Link to comment
sagittarius sue March 16, 2023 Share March 16, 2023 1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said: Holy shit is he cooking the whole package of,bacon? That seems to be the new breakfast script. 1 1 Link to comment
OoogleEyes March 16, 2023 Share March 16, 2023 Honestly This guy has no excuse So much bullshit 3 Link to comment
poeticlicensed March 16, 2023 Share March 16, 2023 Listen mom this isn't about being a member of the clean plate club 1 1 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle March 16, 2023 Share March 16, 2023 I ate a lot as a kid too but I was abeanpole. My mom cooked healthy though 90 per cent of the time 3 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety March 16, 2023 Share March 16, 2023 Four plates, three burritos on each plate. 1 4 1 Link to comment
Lima Bean March 16, 2023 Share March 16, 2023 Mr Lima Bean is with me. He hates this show so much he’s putting in his ear buds, LOL 6 Link to comment
ams1001 March 16, 2023 Share March 16, 2023 Just now, MsVixen said: Was it a Stouffer's Bowl? I had a Slow Roasted Steak and Potatoes Bowl and it was pretty tasty. Yeah, it's their "Life Cuisine" line. 1 1 Link to comment
PureMantis March 16, 2023 Share March 16, 2023 Is that a ring light in the background? What else is happening in this kitchen? 2 1 Link to comment
Lima Bean March 16, 2023 Share March 16, 2023 Mom left and he was raised by Santa Claus? 5 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly March 16, 2023 Share March 16, 2023 Just now, PureMantis said: Is that a ring light in the background? What else is happening in this kitchen? Heaven help us, does he have an Only Fans? Pass me the smelling salts. FOOTBALL. 1 5 Link to comment
poeticlicensed March 16, 2023 Share March 16, 2023 Mom feels guilty about being a bad parent Link to comment
Pepper Mostly March 16, 2023 Share March 16, 2023 Just now, Auntie Anxiety said: I’m already bored to tears. Hang in there, Auntie. We need you. 2 2 Link to comment
nokat March 16, 2023 Share March 16, 2023 2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said: How many burritos IS that, exactly? I don't think I can count that high. I'm barefoot, I can count to twenty. 3 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle March 16, 2023 Share March 16, 2023 1 minute ago, Lima Bean said: Mr Lima Bean is with me. He hates this show so much he’s putting in his ear buds, LOL My other half is in the other room playing video games. He nopes the hell out of this show 1 2 Link to comment
CrazyInAlabama March 16, 2023 Share March 16, 2023 Chris Parsons, age 36, from Oklahoma City, OK. Those "breakfast burritos" are huge, tons of scramble eggs, full link sausages, and an even dozen of them. Grew up hungry, competing with siblings and everyone else for food. Split with dad, found a new guy. By 13, his mother was mostly absent, due to her drug addiction. The aunt took him in, and there was lots of food. Then went back home to Vegas, at 15 to 16, he was eating a lot, and gaining a lot. 1 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety March 16, 2023 Share March 16, 2023 Job in a grocery store. Do what you love. 6 1 Link to comment
MsVixen March 16, 2023 Share March 16, 2023 Y'all neglected to say how big those Burritos were!!!! 🤨 1 4 Link to comment
DropTheSoap March 16, 2023 Share March 16, 2023 I'm guessing 614, in honor of yesterday's pi day. 1 1 1 2 Link to comment
Lima Bean March 16, 2023 Share March 16, 2023 Working at Kwikee Mart is bad when you can freely suck from the Slurpee machine. 1 1 3 Link to comment
ams1001 March 16, 2023 Share March 16, 2023 Rhode Island?! NO! We know what comes from Rhode Island! Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety March 16, 2023 Share March 16, 2023 He loves his child more than anything except food. 2 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly March 16, 2023 Share March 16, 2023 Dude. FOOD is your main purpose in life. Your poor little daughter is a distant second. Here it comes. Car accident? Slip and fall? Laid off? 6 Link to comment
poeticlicensed March 16, 2023 Share March 16, 2023 So she dumped him cuz he got fat?? 2 Link to comment
Chicklet March 16, 2023 Share March 16, 2023 I guess 670, and I am embracing my wrong-ness. 1 1 Link to comment
CrazyInAlabama March 16, 2023 Share March 16, 2023 (edited) No. she dumped him because of no sex, and his fixation on food. She saw what her life with him would be like, and dumped him. I bet his cable company job was either help desk, or one of those annoying people that call you and want you to sign up, or change programs. Edited March 16, 2023 by CrazyInAlabama 2 Link to comment
Hellga March 16, 2023 Share March 16, 2023 4 minutes ago, Lima Bean said: ooh, I love spankapotomus! I have some in the freezer, too, from Trader Joes. I've tried Trader JOe's and I decided I didn't particularly like it. Wegmans has these bite-sized ones that I like, and today I am trying Price Chopper's version. Link to comment
Pepper Mostly March 16, 2023 Share March 16, 2023 Wait, I thought he was working for a cable company? Then he said the call center shut down? I'm confused. Link to comment
Lima Bean March 16, 2023 Share March 16, 2023 Got a Job at a Call Center could be a bingo square. 4 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle March 16, 2023 Share March 16, 2023 Um I think Kaylee moved on before you split dude. 6 1 Link to comment
poeticlicensed March 16, 2023 Share March 16, 2023 I'm thinking there's a lot more to the story of the jobs and his relationship 7 2 Link to comment
Hellga March 16, 2023 Share March 16, 2023 That's a complicated relationship where his ex-wife and her new husband actually lived with him and he paid for them to move over. I have a feeling I don't want to know the details, 500 lb or not 500 lb. 4 1 Link to comment
DropTheSoap March 16, 2023 Share March 16, 2023 Just now, poeticlicensed said: So she dumped him cuz he got fat?? Fat and lost wallowing in his own crap. Link to comment
MsVixen March 16, 2023 Share March 16, 2023 Just now, Pepper Mostly said: Wait, I thought he was working for a cable company? Then he said the call center shut down? I'm confused. He may have been talking about Customer Service. 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety March 16, 2023 Share March 16, 2023 So many pans to clean! Why do I think he isn’t the one washing them? 2 2 Link to comment
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