Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[kacesq]

He stole the oranges?

[WaltersHair]

Jail muffin! No innuendo there.

[lamujerdecente]

I am here. Ready to tell you harlots going to jail for 6 years is better than tattoos. Priorities!

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

where is "Grandma"? 

I am so confused about whether the grandmother is alive or not. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

where is "Grandma"? 

She's tied up in the basement. 

[Gobi]

Should muffin be on the bingo card?

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

where is "Grandma"? 

Something tells me "Grandma" may be his alternate personality. The one Ashley should be afraid of.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

Jail muffin! No innuendo there.

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

She's tied up in the basement. 

Cue the Psycho movie theme.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Should muffin be on the bingo card?

(scribbling notes) Probably

[LEILANI2]

Prison must not be as bad as we think it is because these people just don't give a fuck about going bad.

[Keywestclubkid]

RED FLAG RED FLAG he is controlling with mood swings .... 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Skylar doesn’t want anyone controlling her. Or making sure she stays out of trouble.

[lamujerdecente]

24 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Preach 

Chile. Derek don’t know he  in the hole. Permanently.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Skylar doesn’t want anyone controlling her. Or making sure she stays out of trouble.

"I'M the bad influence" she says, proudly. She's going to go full Tracie, isn't she? Muthafuckin crack! Here I come!

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

"I'M the bad influence" she says, proudly. She's going to go full Tracie, isn't she? Muthafuckin crack! Here I come!

Let’s hope not. RIP, Tracie.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I always love how the colors in a medication commercial are coordinated with the colors that were assigned to the drug.

[lamujerdecente]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She's tied up in the basement. 

With Shawn’s other kids. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

He stole the oranges?

I think he went to a nearby hotel and raided the complimentary breakfast bar...

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"I'M the bad influence" she says, proudly. She's going to go full Tracie, isn't she? Muthafuckin crack! Here I come!

"I'm the one who knocks on the door!"

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

I think he went to a nearby hotel and raided the complimentary breakfast bar...

Just goes to show how much time and effort Nathan put into Skylar's homecoming...

[lamujerdecente]

30 minutes ago, kacesq said:

What money is Derek going to put in this bank account?

Monique’s 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I just don’t understand getting your body covered with tattoos. And get off my lawn.

[Gobi]

I, for one, prefer Roman numerals.

[candall]

I think these two "met" when they were both incarcerated.  But ultimately he's going to clean up his act and she never will. 

It's Post-Millenium Days of Wine & Roses!

[lamujerdecente]

31 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I thought that purple outfit Monique was wearing were pajamas…guess not.

My evil friend was watching the 90 day tell on and mentioned imagining big ed nakes. All week I been eating clean and good. A bish buried that image in some McDonald’s fries because the trauma. 

20 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"I've been traveling all day". Yes, that grueling trip from NYC to New Jersey. He must be exhausted, the poor dear.

Gabby looks ridiculous in that stupid hat. 

Lady let’s be real u among your folks. When doesn’t gabby look ridiculous?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Monique’ just sayin’ like........

[Gobi]

Just now, lamujerdecente said:

My evil friend was watching the 90 day tell on and mentioned imagining big ed nakes. All week I been eating clean and good. A bish buried that image in some McDonald’s fries because the trauma. 

Intentional infliction of emotional distress.

[Maybeitsme]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I, for one, prefer Roman numerals.

It's so classic, and classy 👌 

[lamujerdecente]

21 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Gabby would be exhausting IRL ...

I am starting to think that’s why Chris give her that money. Stuff the pie hole. 

[Empress1]

From this angle in the car, Monique and Derek look like mother and son.

[Gobi]

Derek needs a booster seat.

[OoogleEyes]

Resting Bitch Face? Oh no he didn't!

[SemiCharmedLife]

Monique can rain on ANY parade, can't she?

[kacesq]

Monique has the worst fake eyelashes. And on this franchise that’s saying something…

[Keywestclubkid]

lol he looks like a kid in that car 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Monique can rain on ANY parade, can't she?

She's almost as delightful as Ray's Brittany. A real ray of sunshine. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Monique wants to cut a bitch.

[Empress1]

I do not understand working out in full makeup. I’m very active and I always take my makeup off before I work out!

[lamujerdecente]

10 minutes ago, TooMuchRealityTV said:

Something tells me "Grandma" may be his alternate personality. The one Ashley should be afraid of.

Def normie bates vibe if normie was dropped down the stairs every year of his life.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Monique wants to cut a bitch.

She won't rest till she throws down.

[OoogleEyes]

13 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

where is "Grandma"? 

Heh. 

[Empress1]

I am … actually charmed by Derek helping Monique work out.

[faraway]

Monique did pretty good on those squats!

[Pepper Mostly]

Here it comes. He wants Monique gone. 

[candall]

I have so many snarky remarks to make about Derek [booster seat] but I will NOT, because he has not even one time cast aspersions on Monique's size.  He introduces her at the bank as his beautiful girlfriend, he didn't side-eye her to his friend at the restaurant, etc. 

It's not impossible I'll hate him in the end, but he currently has a large store of credit with me.

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Ms. Me said:

Monique did pretty good on those squats!

Better than I would, that's for sure. 

[OoogleEyes]

Weight loss journey. 

*looks up* 

What show am I watching?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chris has made one bad decision after the next. And hasn’t learned a thing.

[lamujerdecente]

19 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

I can't believe they each threw their rings away.  Didn't Gabby spend a lot on hers?  Maybe she traded it for some vag tightening...

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