Season 17 Live Chat Thread

[Art Of Noiz]

Hi!!

Ok. Why can't Christine/Meri/Janelle's ex sit not straddled. He's just gross.

Love that Suki kinda got in Meri's face. What about your soul?

[goofygirl]

" NOTHING SCARES ME BUT POVERTY"  Seriously?  This asshat.....

[JayDub1987]

1 minute ago, Art Of Noiz said:

Ok. Why can't Christine/Meri/Janelle's ex sit not straddled. He's just gross

Trying to show off the little ramen noodle between his legs to distract from the whole pack of them on his head. 

[Ms.Lulu]

Kody, 'Nothing scares me but poverty.'

So that is the crux of it. Kody is afraid that they will lose the show. He wants Christine to stick around for the money. Not because he loves her.

He is afraid that her departure could lead to him living in a trailer again. Let's hope so.

He is an asshat!

Edited December 19, 2022 by Ms.Lulu

[toodywoody]

1 minute ago, Ms.Lulu said:

Robyn seems to ignore that it is easier for her to get in Kody's face to talk because they live together. Christine saw him about a half dozen times during Covid. It is harder to haul him butt to a therapist when he is living with another woman.

He wouldn't have went because of his attitude the last time, but also because he thought nothing he did was wrong and then he would have used Covid as an excuse.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

" NOTHING SCARES ME BUT POVERTY"  Seriously?  This asshat.....

He strikes me as the type that thinks poor people simply don’t work hard enough

[JayDub1987]

Just now, Ms.Lulu said:

Kody, 'Nothing scares me but poverty.'

So that is the crux of it. Kody is afraid that they will lose the show. He wants Christine to stick around for the money. Not because he loves her.

Pig!

Don’t forget, Robyn reportedly told Gwen that she should save her coming out for when the cameras were there. Eyebrows and Asshat are all about the bottom line. 

[Grifter Lives]

So in all their finger-pointing, rationalizations and denial, Christine & Kody's marriage dissolved because of the lack of the intimacy.  Nothing about the children's best interest.  

[Art Of Noiz]

3 minutes ago, JayDub1987 said:

Trying to show off the little ramen noodle between his legs to distract from the whole pack of them on his head. 

Tiny ramen BTW the legs?  Or old dill pickle? Tiny gherkin?

[Ms.Lulu]

24 minutes ago, meligator said:

Christine is a game player but Kody is allowed to be "creative" and lie to everyone just to see what they'll do. 🙄

Yes, he has admitted to this. He lied about custody, stating that Utah would take custody of Truely so they needed an agreement before Christine left AZ.

Edited December 19, 2022 by Ms.Lulu

[JayDub1987]

Just now, Art Of Noiz said:

Tiny ramen BTW the legs?  Or old dill pickle? Tiny gherkin?

All acceptable terms. I was just trying to make a noodle joke because of that shit ass hairdo he’s sporting. 

For real tho, I wear dress pants 6-7 days a week. It’s not that hard to sit in them without looking like you’re trying to advertise your junk. 

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said:

Nothing about the children's best interest.  

Kody plays favorites with his kids, he has never had their best interest in mind. Asshat! I think Christine helped raise the kids and is still close to them all, but she just got so mentally beat down being the last choice wife.

[Adeejay]

Knowing that poverty scares him, you would think Kody would have been nicer to his OG wives.  I guess he forgot that they are responsible for most of the family's revenue streams.

[sainte-chapelle]

If Robyn’s mouth is moving she is lying

[Twopper]

Hi!! I am tardy to this party.  I want to slap Kody.  Why don’t they put slap buttons on the remote?

[goofygirl]

Welp, I HOPE that he and the Sobbyn Princess learn how to live in poverty after the show ends!  Wouldn't that be something to behold!

[For Cereals]

That’s right, Meri…let it sink in

[mythoughtis]

I refuse to believe that Kody didn’t tell Robyn that Christine wanted a divorce 5 minutes after he got home that day. There is no way she didn’t know before that group conversation 

Edited December 19, 2022 by mythoughtis

[Grifter Lives]

Where does Christine return the Claddagh ring?  

[Ms.Lulu]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Welp, I HOPE that he and the Sobbyn Princess learn how to live in poverty after the show ends!  Wouldn't that be something to behold!

Here's hoping it is the Kootie and Slobyn trailer palace on his brother's ranch in Wyoming. 

[JayDub1987]

I just asked my wife what would happen if I told her that we were shifting to a patriarchal model in our home. 
 

Folks, I’m scared for my life. 

Edited December 19, 2022 by JayDub1987

[Adeejay]

Christine may have wholeheartedly agreed to come into the family; however, I don't think she agreed to be treated like crap.

Edited December 19, 2022 by Adeejay

[CSunshine76]

I want to throat punch Robyn with her lies and fakery. Does she really think people don’t see through her?

Edited December 19, 2022 by CSunshine76

[Armchair Critic]

At the beginning of the show Meri was the favorite wife. Weird that she has fallen so far.

[Grifter Lives]

Robyn was sittin' there with the grandkids two weeks ago, in the episode where Mykelti visited.  She forgot to mention the one big house.  

[Twopper]

If I drink every time someone says “patriarchy” I will be dead by the end of the chat 

Boy it is all about Robin—she is such a narcissist. Do Christine should stay for Robyn?

why is Robyn getting softballs?

[Julyolo]

Apparently Robyn's "dream" has become the other wives' "nightmare." 

[JayDub1987]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

At the beginning of the show Meri was the favorite wife. Weird that she has fallen so far.

Like she slipped on a banana peel and was never able to get back up….

[sainte-chapelle]

“ Christine took away MY dream” all about you isn’t t it Robyn?
 

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Where does Christine return the Claddagh ring?  

Target.

[Armchair Critic]

Up yours Robyn, Christine didn't take anything away that you didn't want. You took Kody away from Meri so you could marry him and you sabotaged all the other women's relationships with Kody.

1 minute ago, JayDub1987 said:

Like she slipped on a banana peel and was never able to get back up….

She slipped into a Catfish's DMs. 😂

[Ms.Lulu]

I'm not understanding how Christine robbed Robyn of sitting on rocking chairs looking at grandkids.

If Kody doesn't ever want to see Christine again, how could Robyn have a relationship that involves sitting and rocking away the days together?

After all of Kody's ranting and raging, why would Robyn expect Christine to want a post-Kody relationship?

I mean, Kody didn't even want to go to 'neutral ground' to see his kids at Christmas because Christine would be there with Ysabel and Truely (and Janelle's unapologetic boys). 

I don't buy it, not for one minute. It seemed like an insincere statement from a liar.

Edited December 19, 2022 by Ms.Lulu

[JayDub1987]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

“ Christine took away MY dream” all about you isn’t t it Robyn?
 

You mean it’s not?! I mean, she can breakdance! 

[Grifter Lives]

Did Janelle take the first shower and use all the water pressure?  What's with their flat hair?  Kody can't even style over the bald patches.

[Ms.Lulu]

3 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Robyn was sittin' there with the grandkids two weeks ago, in the episode where Mykelti visited.  She forgot to mention the one big house.  

The big house that Robyn was unsure of when Kody brought it up and now she doesn't want!

[Cetacean]

12 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

So in all their finger-pointing, rationalizations and denial, Christine & Kody's marriage dissolved because of the lack of the intimacy.  Nothing about the children's best interest.  

Why am I not surprised.  If that had been the case she'd have left after he tried to kill off Truely. It was never about the kids.

[For Cereals]

I go back and forth on Sobyn with stupid or liar…sometimes she seems slow a little bit like the polyester fiber in those hideous blouses are seeping into her brain but then I think she’s lying a lot of the time…both? 🤷🏽‍♀️

[mythoughtis]

2 minutes ago, Ms.Lulu said:

The big house that Robyn was unsure of when Kody brought it up and now she doesn't want!

The big house she already has is now all that is  needed since she is the only wife 

Edited December 19, 2022 by mythoughtis

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Did Janelle take the first shower and use all the water pressure?  What's with their flat hair?  Kody can't even style over the bald patches.

Maybe the glam squad got to that ramen hair and cut on it some!  It really looks like DOOKEY!  I'm here for it!  And still NO SPERM EYEBROWS!!!!

[Adeejay]

I just can't get over Robyn. What exactly was Christine to do if Kody decided he didn't want an intimate relationship with her? Seems to me that he was the one who took away her dream of being HBIC.

[JayDub1987]

Are y’all’s live chats always this fun?! 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, JayDub1987 said:

Are y’all’s live chats always this fun?! 

Yes…come sit by us and snark :) Bring snacks…and drinks

[JayDub1987]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Yes…come sit by us and snark :) Bring snacks…and drinks

I never watch this show without a drink….or three. 

[Adeejay]

Meri and Christine's relationship went to pot when she brought in Robyn without her knowledge.  Christine didn't want a fourth wife.  

[sainte-chapelle]

I feel for Shauna Rae….that dude is going to get beat up or have the cops called on him because she looks like a child

[For Cereals]

It was the wet bar…and Meri’s walls.

[JayDub1987]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I feel for Shauna Rae….that dude is going to get beat up or have the cops called on him because she looks like a child

I keep telling my wife that any man who dates her has to be brave or a creep. 

[Armchair Critic]

Meri used to treat Janelle and Christine like crap when she was the favorite. Then she wanted Robyn in the family so she would have somebody on her side. And boy did that backfire. So I have a hard time being too sympathetic to Meri. She should have got out after the Catfishing. For me if Kody would have divorced me to marry Robyn I would have walked to save my dignity.

[goofygirl]

3 minutes ago, JayDub1987 said:

Are y’all’s live chats always this fun?! 

Absolutely!! Glad you joined us!

Goody.  Douchecanoe wanted to go MORE PATRIARCHICAL... Ot however you spell it.  He's such a joke. AND A LIAR! 

[Grifter Lives]

5 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

I go back and forth on Sobyn with stupid or liar…sometimes she seems slow a little bit like the polyester fiber in those hideous blouses are seeping into her brain but then I think she’s lying a lot of the time…both? 🤷🏽‍♀️

She can be both stupid and a liar.  The bar for intelligence is pretty low for the Browns, and they're all delusional that they can't keep their own stories straight, much less follow others.