S04.E02: LAL: Bond Girl

[PrincessPurrsALot]

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Tiffany makes a shocking discovery. Lindsey reunites with her daughter, but a bail bond may spell trouble. Branwin meets up with her ex. Shawn invites an unwelcome guest to the wedding. 

Original air date 2022.08.05

[Spiderella2]

Did y’all catch Marcelino’s talking head complaints about the threesome from last season? Guess that’s where things went left. Brittany was too focused on her prison bae instead of her husband. Many folks don’t realize that sex with other partners can’t work unless there is a lot of communication about boundaries beforehand. I’m picturing B focused more on her girlfriend than her husband, and Marcelino realizing he may have been a cipher or a bedpost with all the action he got. She probably sold it to him as 2 on 1 sex orgy, but it’s really 1 lesbian, 1 bisexual with each other, and him on the sidelines. Now he’s salty af and acting up cause he thinks B set him up just so she could love up on her former bestie/roomie. All the tears, guilt tripping, and crying won’t do her any favors…that man is checked out of their relationship sexually. Which is so sad because they seemed to have a decent thing going…Until Brittany got too greedy. You can’t  eat your cake and have it too. Marcelino can’t  even tell her the source of his ire, he just keeps doing all this passive aggressive ish. Pitiful. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Chance and his creepy mess around those lil girls just makes me uncomfortable each time he’s on 

[Pepper Mostly]

That firetrap hovel he's been "working on for weeks"! Poor Bobbie. What a nightmare. And TayLER already looks subdued and vaguely frightened. Its a horrible situation all around. 

[anoninrva]

6 hours ago, Spiderella2 said:

Did y’all catch Marcelino’s talking head complaints about the 3some? Guess that’s where things went left. Brittany was too focused on her prison bae instead of her husband. Now he’s salty af and acting up cause he thinks B set him up just so she could love up on her former bestie/roomie. All the tears and crying won’t do her any favors…that man is checked out of their relationship sexually. Which is so sad because they seemed to have a decent thing going. Until Brittany got too greedy. You cant eat your cake and have it too. Marcelino cant even tell her the source of his ire, he just keeps doing all this passive aggressive ish. Pitiful. 

The threesome being weird and awkward seems like a grain of truth in what otherwise looks like contrived BS.  I didn't believe their halfway house story either.  I genuinely believe they're just hamming it up for the cameras here, and in actuality they're one of the most stable (and boring) couples this show has ever had.

[anoninrva]

2 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

That firetrap hovel he's been "working on for weeks"! Poor Bobbie. What a nightmare. And TayLER already looks subdued and vaguely frightened. Its a horrible situation all around. 

I don't quite get the "chef's kiss" thing, but that wall of broken air conditioners was one of the trashiest things I've ever seen on this show, and that's a very high bar.

[Keywestclubkid]

3 hours ago, anoninrva said:

I don't quite get the "chef's kiss" thing,

It’s like the cherry on top .. the thing that tops it off .. 

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10 hours ago, Spiderella2 said:

Did y’all catch Marcelino’s talking head complaints about the threesome from last season? Guess that’s where things went left. Brittany was too focused on her prison bae instead of her husband. Many folks don’t realize that sex with other partners can’t work unless there is a lot of communication about boundaries beforehand. I’m picturing B focused more on her girlfriend than her husband, and Marcelino realizing he may have been a cipher or a bedpost with all the action he got. She probably sold it to him as 2 on 1 sex orgy, but it’s really 1 lesbian, 1 bisexual with each other, and him on the sidelines. Now he’s salty af and acting up cause he thinks B set him up just so she could love up on her former bestie/roomie. All the tears, guilt tripping, and crying won’t do her any favors…that man is checked out of their relationship sexually. Which is so sad because they seemed to have a decent thing going…Until Brittany got too greedy. You can’t  eat your cake and have it too. Marcelino can’t  even tell her the source of his ire, he just keeps doing all this passive aggressive ish. Pitiful. 

Maybe the fact that she is about 100 pounds over what she weighed when they met may have something to do with his waning libido.  But the storyline seems fake like they cooked it up just to have an issue this season.

6 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

That firetrap hovel he's been "working on for weeks"! Poor Bobbie. What a nightmare. And TayLER already looks subdued and vaguely frightened. Its a horrible situation all around. 

Do building codes even allow that?  What is the heat, space heaters?  And is the big door the only means of entry and exit?  Most garages have a service door but Tayler used the big door to exit.

[Adeejay]

I can’t believe Tayler allowed Chance to throw Bobbie out of the house. Based on what she said, they are all each other has, which makes it even worse.  Tayler doesn’t seem happy.  She probably has regrets. Not to mention, the girls appear to be uncomfortable around Chance.  I have a sinking feeling that if he were to abuse those girls, Tayler would turn a blind eye, which is why he wants Bobbie out of the way. 

Can’t help but believe production put Daonte and Lindsey together.  I feel sorry for Miley Grace. She is now an impressionable 12-year-old, and the world knows that her mother is a no-good ex-con.  Can’t be easy for her at school.  Wish they’d stop featuring her. 

Branwin needs to cut the crap.  I am sure that during her illustrious career as an escort, she slept with men more disgusting and repulsive than Chazz. 

Don’t care about Shawn/Sara, Marcelino/Brittney & Amber/Puppy. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

7 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

That firetrap hovel he's been "working on for weeks"! Poor Bobbie. What a nightmare. And TayLER already looks subdued and vaguely frightened. Its a horrible situation all around. 

Maybe the neighborhood yenta will drop a dime to the local authorities because it is a health hazard, BEFORE Bobbie “accidentally” burns to death in it. How fortuitous that it is not connected to the house! 🤔

[Jeanne222]

This season is starting out to be more concerning than entertaining!

Do Taylor and Bobbie ever clean or cook a meal?

Those sweet little girls, dumb mother, druggie Aunt and now a jailbird living in their house. Sad!

What’s wrong with Puppy?  Surely she could do better than that guy!  Is it drugs that keeps her around him?

Daunte and Lindsay…really?

[Pepper Mostly]

Guys. A friend posted this on FB today. Is it Lindsay? I'm laughing SO HARD.

[kittle1974]

LOL! That certainly looks like her. Her excuse is dumb as shit, also on par for Lindsey.

[Gobi]

Just now, kittle1974 said:

LOL! That certainly looks like her. Her excuse is dumb as shit, also on par for Lindsey.

She was probably doing nude yoga and someone tossed the meth underneath her without her noticing.

[SemiCharmedLife]

So much manufactured drama this season:

* Britt and Marcelino's entire storyline.

* Chance remodeling the garage for Bobby.  Pure fakery.

* Lindsay trying to reboot her image.  She wants us to believe that she sold drugs because she was raising her daughter and couldn't pay the light bill.  What about the Lindsay that was demanding a fancy house with designer furniture last season?  She had more demands than any of the other prisoners upon release.  She's an opportunist and Daonte is her target.  He will fall for anything, as long as he doesn't have to make out with a plastic torso anymore.

[Elizzikra]

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* Lindsay trying to reboot her image.  She wants us to believe that she sold drugs because she was raising her daughter and couldn't pay the light bill.  What about the Lindsay that was demanding a fancy house with designer furniture last season?  She had more demands than any of the other prisoners upon release.  She's an opportunist and Daonte is her target.  He will fall for anything, as long as he doesn't have to make out with a plastic torso anymore.

I think a lot of the people on this show are sort of hapless misfits but Lindsay is one that actually scares me. She has a terrible temper and zero impulse control. It's only a matter of time before she really hurts or kills someone.

[Pepper Mostly]

22 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

I think a lot of the people on this show are sort of hapless misfits but Lindsay is one that actually scares me. She has a terrible temper and zero impulse control. It's only a matter of time before she really hurts or kills someone.

And she's not a patch on Chance! That guy has already figured out where he's going to dump Bobbie's body. And those poor little girls are catnip to him. TayLER is in for a world of hurt/ 

[Empress1]

On 8/6/2022 at 5:02 PM, Adeejay said:

I feel sorry for Miley Grace. She is now an impressionable 12-year-old, and the world knows that her mother is a no-good ex-con.  Can’t be easy for her at school.  Wish they’d stop featuring her. 

I thought she was older than 12. I guess it’s because she has a level of maturity that kids who have raised themselves have. Lindsay was 15 when she had her and spent, what, half her life locked up? Lindsay’s mom raised her in every real way. She can’t really be a parent at this point. 

3 hours ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

She wants us to believe that she sold drugs because she was raising her daughter and couldn't pay the light bill.

I don’t think she ever lived alone with her daughter, although I could be making that up.

21 hours ago, Jeanne222 said:

What’s wrong with Puppy?  Surely she could do better than that guy!  Is it drugs that keeps her around him?

Daunte and Lindsay…really?

I said this in the live chat, but Puppy can’t do better. She’s very pretty but she’s a mess. 

Daonte is 100% a mark. Lindsay saw him acting a fool in the show and slid into his DMs to take what she can get from him. Where’s his mother to set him straight?!

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17 hours ago, Empress1 said:

I thought she was older than 12. I guess it’s because she has a level of maturity that kids who have raised themselves have. Lindsay was 15 when she had her and spent, what, half her life locked up? Lindsay’s mom raised her in every real way. She can’t really be a parent at this point. 

I don’t think she ever lived alone with her daughter, although I could be making that up.

I said this in the live chat, but Puppy can’t do better. She’s very pretty but she’s a mess. 

Daonte is 100% a mark. Lindsay saw him acting a fool in the show and slid into his DMs to take what she can get from him. Where’s his mother to set him straight?!

Does Daonte have a Little Lindsay?

[JenE4]

I am panic-watching to try to catch up in time for tomorrow's live chat!

Tiffany's "I know these ain't yours, cause you're not a size medium" re the underwear, was classic. But then when Chase only had some "finishing touches" in the garage with nothing done and sheetrock and ladders falling every which way, I was dying!

Lindsey has one friend who doesn't have any warrants and can drop off the cash. Daonte is shocked that Lindsey is spending all this money on her friend's bail. Um, do we remember the wads of cash and all of the gifts that he gave to Nichole?!

Chance actually blindfolded Bobbi for this reveal--and the kids were videoing with their phones! Um, does anyone see any difference between the Before and After photos--aside from the mini fridge and the condiment drawer? Why was this deadline TONIGHT?! She's just moving from her room inside to the garage. If Chance didn't get the room done in time, then she gets to live in the house until he does. This is his big plan, so this is on him. BIG mistake going out there with it in this shape. You know now that she's out there, he has NO motivation to actually finish it for her.

Who's going to object to this marriage first: Kelly, Destinee, or Sarah's mom?

Did Lindsey actually mature this last time in prison?! I'm sure I'll soon retract this statement, but she seems like she's really ready to make a change in her life, like how Brittany came out and pulled herself together for her kid. 

Here comes Puppy with her tags hanging out of her outfit so she can return it after Amber's parents' commitment ceremony. Puppy, wearing white to someone else's wedding...when the bride isn't even wearing white. Apparently there was a gray sweater dress dress code for half the ladies there. OOH! I forgot Amber's mom was the ringleader for the adoption scam!! Okay, nevermind, she'd be proud that you're getting one over on the man with the dress exchange. 

Whew! They're getting pedicures at The Cookie Jar. I was guessing bikini waxes!! "Before we get started, I must crown you." Well, okay, then... Is that dirty water and sawdust in that foot bath?! Are those cookie crumbs? 

"You don't see your kids now and you're going to have another one?!" "Yeah."

Branwynn and Chazz are celebrating their monthaversary like they're in high school. Branwynn seems like she's in a hostage situation here. She is uncomfortable just zooming with the guy. I mean, I guess the suit, roses, champagne, balloons, and candles on the cat scratching post is kind of desperately screaming that he's WAY more into this "marriage" than she knew what she was getting into.

Why are they subjecting us to Brittany and Marcelino's marriage therapy session?! So, get a job, dude. Problem solved. We're "bored with you," so he probably is, too.

[Elizzikra]

26 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Lindsey has one friend who doesn't have any warrants and can drop off the cash. Daonte is shocked that Lindsey is spending all this money on her friend's bail. Um, do we remember the wads of cash and all of the gifts that he gave to Nichole?!

So I don’t really know how all this works but… I don’t have any warrants and sure, I suppose I could theoretically post bail for someone. But even if I had the cash, or someone gave it to me, aren’t you on the hook if whoever you bail out jumps bail? That’s not a commitment I’d take on for just anyone. In other words, LIndsey might (or equally believably, might not) have more than one friend without warrants who could technically, safely bond someone out - but maybe those folks are smart enough not to attach their fortunes to some random friend who needs bail? Regardless of whether or not they are the same person dropping the initial wad o’ cash?

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1 hour ago, Elizzikra said:

So I don’t really know how all this works but… I don’t have any warrants and sure, I suppose I could theoretically post bail for someone. But even if I had the cash, or someone gave it to me, aren’t you on the hook if whoever you bail out jumps bail? That’s not a commitment I’d take on for just anyone. In other words, LIndsey might (or equally believably, might not) have more than one friend without warrants who could technically, safely bond someone out - but maybe those folks are smart enough not to attach their fortunes to some random friend who needs bail? Regardless of whether or not they are the same person dropping the initial wad o’ cash?

I think you just forfeit the money posted and Lindsay had the money left over from drug sales and was going to cover it for whoever was willing to take it there.

[Gobi]

9 hours ago, Elizzikra said:

So I don’t really know how all this works but… I don’t have any warrants and sure, I suppose I could theoretically post bail for someone. But even if I had the cash, or someone gave it to me, aren’t you on the hook if whoever you bail out jumps bail? That’s not a commitment I’d take on for just anyone. In other words, LIndsey might (or equally believably, might not) have more than one friend without warrants who could technically, safely bond someone out - but maybe those folks are smart enough not to attach their fortunes to some random friend who needs bail? Regardless of whether or not they are the same person dropping the initial wad o’ cash?

You lose the bail money. That's why bail bondsmen have to be paid a percentage of the bail and why they use bounty hunters.

[suzeecat]

13 hours ago, JenE4 said:

Chance actually blindfolded Bobbi for this reveal--and the kids were videoing with their phones! Um, does anyone see any difference between the Before and After photos--aside from the mini fridge and the condiment drawer? Why was this deadline TONIGHT?! She's just moving from her room inside to the garage. If Chance didn't get the room done in time, then she gets to live in the house until he does. This is his big plan, so this is on him. BIG mistake going out there with it in this shape. You know now that she's out there, he has NO motivation to actually finish it for her.

Whew! They're getting pedicures at The Cookie Jar. I was guessing bikini waxes!! "Before we get started, I must crown you." Well, okay, then... Is that dirty water and sawdust in that foot bath?! Are those cookie crumbs?

Apparently Bobbi gets no bed either, as we witnessed Tayler "tucking her in" to the - couch.  I just loved the stack of air conditioners!!!  Nice touch!

That pedicure place looked so depressing, low klass and dare I say, dirty!!!  But, they get crowned!  Whoa boy.

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2 hours ago, suzeecat said:

That pedicure place looked so depressing, low klass and dare I say, dirty!!!  But, they get crowned!  Whoa boy.

Was the water brown from the get go or were their feet filthy?

[Elizzikra]

22 minutes ago, MrBuhBye said:

Was the water brown from the get go or were their feet filthy?

I wondered that too...

[bichonblitz]

On 8/7/2022 at 8:24 PM, Jeanne222 said:

Do Taylor and Bobbie ever clean or cook a meal?

That house is disgusting, it's only one step up from the garage. 

Destiny pregnant? That poor, poor baby. She would be doing that baby a favor to give it up for adoption. At least the baby would have a fighting chance for a normal life. What is all the talk about Sean owing her money? WTF is she talking about?