Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup Season 4 Live Chat!

[Empress1]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Oh, Daonte....  Your mother should have taken over your custody after Nicholle.  Brittney is just gonna get HIM arrested and then EVERYBODY'S gonna be in the jailhouse.

WHERE IS HIS MOTHER? Mama Daonte, come get him.

[LEILANI2]

Does Destiney know she's truly unlikable.  She's the reason we need prisons.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

Daonte, you bail this loser out, you're dead to me.

He's already brain dead to most of us so no big change. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lindsey is a crazy sociopath. And that’s the positive part.

[SemiCharmedLife]

5 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

I'm late... did Amber get new boob

Just one???

[Gobi]

Undiagnosed Vaginal Bleeding. That's the name of Chazz's new band.

[LEILANI2]

I'd rather do a 10 year stint in prison then kiss Chazz.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha Branwin looks like she can’t wait to pounce on Chazz. If she doesn’t pass out first.

[Floatingbison]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Pull put and pray. What is this, 90 Day Fiancé?

Spray and pray.

[kacesq]

Branwin is way too old to do the Kardashian voice...it grates on me.

[Keywestclubkid]

SHE is NEVER EVER EVER gonna have sex with you EVER.... 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chazz needs only five minutes at the cabin, dear.

[Ladystardust]

Good Lord. What is she on??

[kacesq]

Oh ffs how many nanoseconds do you need to fuck your husband just once?

[Gobi]

It's not a time issue, Branflake. He only needs a couple of seconds.

[Empress1]

Branwin is in school?!

[candall]

How will Bran keep Chazz off her this time?

.

AH!  Homework!

[Empress1]

Just now, Gobi said:

It's not a time issue, Branflake. He only needs a couple of seconds.

Eeeeeewwwwwwww

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Spray and pray.

Let us (s)pray.

[Pepper Mostly]

She is very nearly comatose. Are we sure she's off the substances?

[kacesq]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

SHE is NEVER EVER EVER gonna have sex with you EVER.... 

I’m singing this to the tune of that Taylor Swift song...we are never ever getting back together....

[LEILANI2]

Here's more excuses for you Branywyn:

- I'm on my period...

- I'm having a herpes break out.

[Keywestclubkid]

girl if you got time to glue those tarantula legs onto your eyes every morning you got time to boff your husband 

[Ladystardust]

Just now, kacesq said:

I’m singing this to the tune of that Taylor Swift song...we are never ever getting back together....

ME TOO!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Now we know the whole issue is that Branny is too busy to spend time with Chazzmatazz. 

She chose to not spend alone time with you, idiot boy. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Oh ffs how many nanoseconds do you need to fuck your husband just once?

I mean, he's already primed and ready to go, thanks to your pals on the pole. Five minutes, TOPS.

[kacesq]

Chazz is so ridiculously desperate to just take all this crap from Branwin. You flew in and your WIFE dragged you and friends to a strip club rather than spend time with you alone.

[LEILANI2]

How is she  a prostitute but can't even give her 'husband' five seconds.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chazz’s fifth marriage is already over? What were the odds?

[Keywestclubkid]

a change of heart? lol Dude you know where you stand just cut your losses and go 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

You are just now starting to see red flags, Chazz? Wow. It certainly took you long enough to get that something's up.

[Ladystardust]

Well, Chazz, it's not like they can hang out while she's IN prison...

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Chazz’s fifth marriage is already over? What were the odds?

Sixth time is the charm.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

She really doesn't have to worry about having sex with Chazz.  If she shows him some boob, he'll shoot so fast he'll never get it out of his pants. He's a no pump chump. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Branwin is on Martel-level of opiates.  I can't believe her sober roommate can't see this and kick her to the curb.  

[kacesq]

Let’s place our porch chairs right under the AC unit...

[Pepper Mostly]

Poor Puppy, she's always just a picture of misery. She's perpetually on the verge of tears and looks so forlorn.

[LEILANI2]

Does Puppy work or just cries over this loser?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Aw, Puppy, he loves you.  He is showing it through matching studded jackets.  

[Empress1]

Mama Puppy has had a hard life.

[kacesq]

Look at all the crap on the porch.

[Keywestclubkid]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Let’s place our porch chairs right under the AC unit...

I mean this realistically looks like a house they would actually live in compared to those air&b rentals they normally have them in 

Edited August 20, 2022 by Keywestclubkid

[Auntie Anxiety]

Puppy needs some intensive therapy, but I think she’s only happy if she’s miserable.

[WaltersHair]

That air conditioner is at least 30 years old.

[Gobi]

I guess Puppy still hasn't found her forever home.

Edited August 20, 2022 by Gobi

[goofygirl]

8 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

Here's more excuses for you Branywyn:

- I'm on my period...

- I'm having a herpes break out.

- RAMADAN!!!

[LEILANI2]

You don't need  a man or woman Puppy, you need Alcoholic Anon and to find a career path.

Edited August 20, 2022 by LEILANI2

[candall]

I've seen advertisements for a new show that slides into our LAL territory:  Inmate to Roommate.  I think it's just regular people who volunteer to take long-term institutionalized offenders into their homes.

(Sorry, Puppy's boyfriend problems send me into a coma.)

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

I mean this realistically looks like a house they would actually live in 

I’m roaring at the thought of it being an AirBnB.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Is our Puppy going to have a litter?  Is that what she hasn't told him?