Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup Season 4 Live Chat!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

what are these outfits they are wearing to see an attorney??

They were on special at Al's House of Studs.

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Don't worry, Daonte, Blair and Lindsey only sleep in the same bed because it's cold and they want to save on heating bills.

Daonte is always getting himself tangled in these threesomes.  😜

[Floatingbison]

BREAK YOUR HEART

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Those jackets are hideous

That, my darling, is an understatement for the ages. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Eric looked like he had some narcan prior to the scene and it was the only thing keeping him upright.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Daonte is always getting himself tangled in these threesomes.  😜

He should call Brittany and Marse. They're always up for it. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

The attorney forgot to tell Eric he cannot sign a contract when he's stoned out of his damn mind.  That's why he'll never get divorced.  

[Keywestclubkid]

what in the ever loving NIGHTMARE was the outside of that house?

[Empress1]

“It’s degrading that I have to ask that.” Puppy is catching on!

[kacesq]

Those are 31 hard years on Destinie.

[Gobi]

Will we ever get to see Destinie's child?

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

They were on special at Al's House of Studs.

Studly word clothing.

[Floatingbison]

Wedding revenge, this is the greatest idea ever.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Gobi said:

Will we ever get to see Destinie's child?

No, No, No, No, No 

[Pepper Mostly]

Kelly really enjoys expressing herself through her hair color. 

[Empress1]

Just now, kacesq said:

Those are 31 hard years on Destinie.

She’s a freelance makeup artist. Would you hire her?

[Auntie Anxiety]

You guys owe me. About $50K. 

[kacesq]

Aw poor Gracie. And you know Sarah will pull the “we’re your family now” Crap when she has the baby.

oh Destinie. Good luck getting that money...

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Those are 31 hard years on Destinie.

rode hard and put away wet ... 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Destinie says Shawn owes her $50,000.  

[Empress1]

That scene with Shawn’s daughter was SO sad. Fuck Shawn.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Destinee. You are delusional. He doesn't "owe" you anything for a car and a ring he didn't buy you. Her clothes? Yeah, I bet those rags were worth a tidy sum. Snort.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kelly, good luck collecting the child support. Do they know Sara’s pregnant? I’m losing track.

[candall]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Actually, that reminds me of something I thought about this past week. We’re hilarious and we need to compile these live chats into book form. It would be a best seller! 

I dunno.  I try to tell my friends how hilarious this all is.  They smile and nod.  They think I've lost my damn mind.

[WaltersHair]

Not one but two baby mamas showing up to a wedding with a pregnant bride. What could go wrong?

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

She’s a freelance makeup artist. Would you hire her?

My 86 year old mom is watching with me and her comment was “I wouldn’t let her near me.”

[Keywestclubkid]

oh the coming shit storm of crazy just swirling 

Edited August 20, 2022 by Keywestclubkid

[Gobi]

What are the odds that Kelly winds up pregnant?

I love Destinie's rationalizations for why Shawn owes her money.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

She’s a freelance makeup artist. Would you hire her?

To whack somebody? In a trice. 

[Floatingbison]

they arent really together, that little TH segment by her was to fill a minor hole in the storyline

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

What are the odds that Kelly winds up pregnant?

I love Destinie's rationalizations for why Shawn owes her money.

I wouldn't stand within 10 feet of Shawn for fear of getting pregnant.

[WaltersHair]

Why do I feel like Shawn is Russia and two minute man missiles are incoming?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, candall said:

I dunno.  I try to tell my friends how hilarious this all is.  They smile and nod.  They think I've lost my damn mind.

That's OK, we understand! 

Just now, Gobi said:

What are the odds that Kelly winds up pregnant?

She'd better watch herself. Apparently Shawn can impregnate someone just by being in the next room. 

[goofygirl]

Destinie has been hitting the old crack pipe a little too much, hasn't she?  Now she thinks Shawn owes her 50K!!!  This freaking freak!!  

Why does Kelley always have some weird colored hair??  Between her color and Sara's color, they look like twin my little ponies.

[Auntie Anxiety]

The cop that stops Daonte is the same one that helped him get his car out of the ditch during his last fucked up decision to show up at Nicholle’s wedding. Good times.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Watching the LoLo ad, I am thinking every woman on the show needs it.  Heck, we need it regardless of sex and age to protect us from Shawn's miracle sperm. 

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

I wouldn't stand within 10 feet of Shawn for fear of getting pregnant.

Super sperm

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

Not one but two baby mamas showing up to a wedding with a pregnant bride. What could go wrong?

Wasn't that the plot of a rom-com? Should have been.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

The cop that stops Daonte is the same one that helped him get his car out of the ditch during his last fucked up decision to show up at Nicholle’s wedding. Good times.

its secretly his guardian angel trying to steer his ass away from trouble lol 

[candall]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

My 86 year old mom is watching with me and her comment was “I wouldn’t let her near me.”

Your mom's a peach.  I took my mother to Rocky Horror when I was in college.  She thought the hot one was Rocky. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Super sperm

Jihoon is envious.

Even the commercials are crapping on us.

Edited August 20, 2022 by Gobi

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

5 minutes ago, candall said:

I dunno.  I try to tell my friends how hilarious this all is.  They smile and nod.  They think I've lost my damn mind.

That's OK, we understand! 

In all honesty, I do believe that it’s made me a better ( and funnier) writer.

Edited August 20, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[SemiCharmedLife]

The bunny costume is a major improvement...

[candall]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I love Destinie's rationalizations for why Shawn owes her money.

Me, too.  She keeps it fresh.

[Pepper Mostly]

OH DEAR GOD CHANCE IS DRESSED IN A BUNNY OUTFIT AND I AM DEAD.

[Floatingbison]

Chance, as in "not a"

[Keywestclubkid]

no Chaz is seriously like the poster child of serial killer ... 

[Empress1]

What the fuck?

[Auntie Anxiety]

The bank robbery wasn’t Chance’s fault. Okay.

[WaltersHair]

Dear GOD. Chance Wayne Gacy