S09.E07: It's Me Or The Bikini

[goofygirl]

3 hours ago, Shauna said:

I wanna see Miona without all that hair and with her own hair down and not severely pulled so tight. 

All that PLUS NO HEAD SUNGLASSES!!  I swear, you'd think the girl was about to go out to the beach with those shades on every single freakin' day!

[SemiCharmedLife]

48 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

All that PLUS NO HEAD SUNGLASSES!!  I swear, you'd think the girl was about to go out to the beach with those shades on every single freakin' day!

I'm so curious about the sunglasses.  I wear mine religiously, OUTSIDE, so I get the appeal.  Is she wearing them as a kind of headband-y sort of fashion statement?  She wears them 24/7, indoors and in bad weather.  

[goofygirl]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

I'm so curious about the sunglasses.  I wear mine religiously, OUTSIDE, so I get the appeal.  Is she wearing them as a kind of headband-y sort of fashion statement?  She wears them 24/7, indoors and in bad weather.  

I know, right?  It's very strange.

[magemaud]

1 hour ago, goofygirl said:

All that PLUS NO HEAD SUNGLASSES!!  I swear, you'd think the girl was about to go out to the beach with those shades on every single freakin' day!

She's ready at all times for her beach wedding! 

[Stuckathome]

I thought Yve's "squad" were tacky, trashy and downright rude to Egyptian Tim (ET). When he made the comment that no one in /Egypt would ask such questions, I yelled at my tv "no one here does either!" Seriously, when you meet a friend's significant other, who TF asks them their sexual history? If they watch porn? I did notice the one friend was wearing something modest (it looked like a sweatshirt) while the others were showing off the goods. Which is fine, dress how you want to, but I agree with ET's comment that they were trying to provoke him because he is Muslim, make him act out so they could tell Yve, "see honey, he isn't right for you." I also found myself agreeing with ET about her outfit, but I wouldn't have suggested a longer jacket---I would have said, put on some nude panties at least instead of having a black thong in a sheer pink dress. It didn't look good. 

[Kath94]

2 hours ago, Stuckathome said:

I thought Yve's "squad" were tacky, trashy and downright rude to Egyptian Tim (ET). When he made the comment that no one in /Egypt would ask such questions, I yelled at my tv "no one here does either!" Seriously, when you meet a friend's significant other, who TF asks them their sexual history? If they watch porn? I did notice the one friend was wearing something modest (it looked like a sweatshirt) while the others were showing off the goods. Which is fine, dress how you want to, but I agree with ET's comment that they were trying to provoke him because he is Muslim, make him act out so they could tell Yve, "see honey, he isn't right for you." I also found myself agreeing with ET about her outfit, but I wouldn't have suggested a longer jacket---I would have said, put on some nude panties at least instead of having a black thong in a sheer pink dress. It didn't look good. 

...but do you remember when we met "The Squad?"  Before ET arrived they were discussing things with Yve that I've NEVER discussed with my friends.  TMI!

[You There]

Why can't Mimosa start an OnlyFans site out of Jivejab's parent's basement? Emily should consider one as well, there's a lot of throwed off folks out there that are into that lactating thing! Ari's just out of luck, nobody's going to pay to look at her greasy haired self.

[Welshman in Ca]

Just now, You There said:

Why can't Mimosa start an OnlyFans site out of Jivejab's parent's basement? Emily should consider one as well, there's a lot of throwed off folks out there that are into that lactating thing! Ari's just out of luck, nobody's going to pay to look at her greasy haired self.

Bini has one apparently and I would think that Mimosa does by now as well. If fart girl can make money from farts & sweat Emily's breast feeding could make bank.

[anoninrva]

21 minutes ago, Welshman in Ca said:

Bini has one apparently and I would think that Mimosa does by now as well. If fart girl can make money from farts & sweat Emily's breast feeding could make bank.

Fart girl was a 90 day alum, wasn't she?

[You There]

With the ongoing baby formula shortage, couldn't the perpetually nursing Emily hire out as a wet-nurse? I mean, she's got at least two to three more years of nursing lil' Covid.

[Stuckathome]

17 minutes ago, You There said:

she's got at least two to three more years of nursing lil' Covid.

More if she is preggo with her second, as people on the forums suspect based on her chubby face and how close up they have been interviewing her. 

[1011101010001]

With her shoveling in all that Midwest comfort food I wonder how healthy her milk is lol.

[Breedom]

1 hour ago, Stuckathome said:

I thought Yve's "squad" were tacky, trashy and downright rude to Egyptian Tim (ET). When he made the comment that no one in /Egypt would ask such questions, I yelled at my tv "no one here does either!" Seriously, when you meet a friend's significant other, who TF asks them their sexual history?

It must be written in their contracts. "You agree to be interrogated by both family and friends with no push back. You are not allowed to say "well, I think that's personal, I don't want to say. You agree to be relentlessly attacked and you will take it. You will admit to questionable past misdoings. Silence is not an option. And family/friends can dress in any way they want even if it is offensive to you." Seriously, the gall of these people who feel free to blurt out whatever they want and act like stupid fools.

There was one person who didn't abide by the rules and that was Caleb - and we never heard from him again. ;)

[Pepper Mostly]

2 hours ago, You There said:

With the ongoing baby formula shortage, couldn't the perpetually nursing Emily hire out as a wet-nurse? I mean, she's got at least two to three more years of nursing lil' Covid.

She could at least pump and donate to a breast milk bank. She'd be a goddamn hero. But nothing short of a crowbar will pry that kid off her tit. 

[magemaud]

5 hours ago, Kath94 said:

...but do you remember when we met "The Squad?"  Before ET arrived they were discussing things with Yve that I've NEVER discussed with my friends. 

Yes and Yve admitted to deflowering him so how could they expect him to have a lot of experience. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Yo, this balloon installation looks like shit. Do you think that Kara’s balloon wall kind of sucked? In your opinion, is that professional work?

There are about thirteen people at Kara's high school reunion. Man, Kara peaked in high school. Not a flex that you were a prom queen.

Kara’s ex-boyfriend gives me NO REGERTS vibes. Meeting Kris was a RIDE, man. His bright yellow camouflage vest couldn't cover up the fact that he was on meth.

Watching Kara during the balloon set up was so off putting; she does not respect him at all. Kara RUINED that man. She turned him from Homecoming King to Post Alone. Guillermo is a very emotionally mature 23 year old. He is worlds above her in class and just about everything else. Run Guillermo!

Emily is so fucking annoying! Jesus, OMG. Why couldn't she respectfully explain to Kobe why it was best for Koban to not try the peanuts?! The way she speaks to him is awful. Emily, people might be more convinced that you have parented little Covid all by yourself with giant sacrifices if you didn’t live with your parents who are clearly now raising the both of you.

I, and I cannot stress this enough, DESPISE Emily and her entire family. They’re acting like Kobe is a child and needs to be supervised while he plays with his baby brother. He is his FATHER. And they will NEVER have a proper bond if Emily and her mom and dad and sister and whoever else are constantly hovering and interjecting and taking over!!! I couldn’t believe when she said that she’s raising COVID ‘her way’ and Kobe will just have to get on board. HE IS HIS FATHER AND HE DESPERATELY WANTS TO BE INVOLVED. I can’t believe he hasn’t snapped on her yet and told her to back off. And the way she nagged him all morning, then had the balls to point out the jewelry store?? Emily is such a piece of shit. Kobe seems so nice and patient, he’s really trying. She needs to put her tit away and check herself. Emily’s mom hovering and asking questions. That poor man.

I really don't like Mohammed and don't agree with a lot of his perspectives. But I'll be damned if I would let my friends ask my fiance how he learned how to have sex at dinner. I was mortified on his behalf. Each time I've seen Yve's "squad" they've been so incredibly obnoxious.

Yve’s friends should be disgusted with themselves. The questions they asked Mohamed were so inappropriate and gross. The fact that Yve didn’t stand up and say, “I don’t think those questions are appropriate to ask”, is beyond me. It truly exemplified the blatant disrespect that Americans have towards other cultures and belief systems. Even in our American culture, it isn’t appropriate to ask your friends significant other about their sexual history, but because he is Muslim, and not American, you feel you have the right to ask questions?? So fucking disgusting. I felt so bad for Mohamed.

Jibri’s grandma is cool, way more open than his awful mum.

I think Bilal had a vasectomy and he doesn’t want to tell Shaeeda. There’s something more than just being scared of divorce. Or he can’t afford another children. He’s BS-ing.

I was saddened watching Bilal and Shaeeda’s segment. You can tell with her conversation she is trying to stay on top of the narcissistic abuse. She now only says things she thinks he wants to hear. Talking on eggshells. She is a queen and cheapening her values dealing with this fool. Wait until the “lovebombing” becomes romantic crumbs. Also, the way Bilal was hogging the gondola blanket more and more with each frame!

What the hell is up with these people on reality shows claiming they’re sooo type a / organized / like things done a certain way, yet none of the ones who say this seem to actually have real jobs or even any sort of skill?

[1011101010001]

33 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Yo, this balloon installation looks like shit. Do you think that Kara’s balloon wall kind of sucked? In your opinion, is that professional work?

I don’t know what she was using to pop them but she was doing it rather violently.  Was waiting for a palm to get impaled.  

35 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Kara’s ex-boyfriend gives me NO REGERTS vibes. Meeting Kris was a RIDE, man. His bright yellow camouflage vest couldn't cover up the fact that he was on meth.

I haven’t heard many white rappers that are any good.

[1011101010001]

37 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

It truly exemplified the blatant disrespect that Americans have towards other cultures and belief systems. Even in our American culture, it isn’t appropriate to ask your friends significant other about their sexual history, but because he is Muslim, and not American, you feel you have the right to ask questions?? So fucking disgusting. I felt so bad for Mohamed.

He should have asked them how many cocks they have sucked.  Then when they said that was an inappropriate question he could say yes and not the first one.

38 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Also, the way Bilal was hogging the gondola blanket more and more with each frame!

Yeah and she had already remarked while they were walking that she was cold.  He has plenty of nature’s insulation as well.

[magemaud]

33 minutes ago, MrBuhBye said:

I haven’t heard many white rappers that are any good.

His rap name could be "Kris-tul Meth" 

Speaking of rappers, don't forget that "Dr. Yve" also aspires to be one. I wonder if Apaches make good rappers. 

[magemaud]

1 hour ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I think Bilal had a vasectomy and he doesn’t want to tell Shaeeda.

You had me wondering about that so I looked it up: Islamic law prohibits any kind of permanent birth control. 

[Gobi]

8 minutes ago, magemaud said:

You had me wondering about that so I looked it up: Islamic law prohibits any kind of permanent birth control. 

It’s okay, the vasectomy was a joke and it’s reversible.

[Stuckathome]

13 hours ago, Gobi said:

It’s okay, the vasectomy was a joke and it’s reversible.

lmao

[jackjill89]

On 5/31/2022 at 10:00 PM, SemiCharmedLife said:

I'm so curious about the sunglasses.  I wear mine religiously, OUTSIDE, so I get the appeal.  Is she wearing them as a kind of headband-y sort of fashion statement?  She wears them 24/7, indoors and in bad weather.  

I know someone who always has their sunglasses on top of their head. Always. It annoys me to no end. 

[HelloOutThere]

Miona sitting at her makeup mirror triggered an old memory of an illustrated children’s bible book I had and the story of Jezebel. I wonder if she shares the mirror with Jibri when he needs to apply his lipstick? 💄💋 

Big Em continues to be the most repulsive person on this show. I am a Virgo and mortified she is one. A person with true stereotypical Virgo tendencies would not let themselves look so excessively sloppy and dumpy on TV. They’d be at Jezebel’s mirror getting their makeup perfect. Virgo is NOT a reason or synonym for “spoiled rotten controlling bitch.”

I can already see her lying to Dr Now after 2 more kids and 10 years lying in bed (“because it’s easier to pump lying down and my identity is breasts!!!”)

[magemaud]

On 6/3/2022 at 2:54 PM, jackjill89 said:

I know someone who always has their sunglasses on top of their head. Always. It annoys me to no end. 

Even worse are the people (mostly guys) who wear them on the BACK of their head, often upside down! I'll never understand that!

and speaking of GUYS: 

Edited June 5, 2022 by magemaud

[Wollstonecraft]

On 6/4/2022 at 9:14 AM, HelloOutThere said:

Miona sitting at her makeup mirror triggered an old memory of an illustrated children’s bible book I had and the story of Jezebel. I wonder if she shares the mirror with Jibri when he needs to apply his lipstick? 💄💋 

Big Em continues to be the most repulsive person on this show. I am a Virgo and mortified she is one. A person with true stereotypical Virgo tendencies would not let themselves look so excessively sloppy and dumpy on TV. They’d be at Jezebel’s mirror getting their makeup perfect. Virgo is NOT a reason or synonym for “spoiled rotten controlling bitch.”

I can already see her lying to Dr Now after 2 more kids and 10 years lying in bed (“because it’s easier to pump lying down and my identity is breasts!!!”)

I can't like this enough. I, too, am a Virgo and wouldn't be caught dead walking to the mailbox looking like the heifer known as Emily.  She's frumpy, lumpy and dumpy with a damn annoying tongue/lip speech problem.  She needs to clean up and put those jugs of milk in a proper bra. Perhaps shoveling horse shit would get her back in shape instead of bitching at Kobe.  

[monicageller]

On 5/29/2022 at 5:48 AM, SlutAssBitchAssHor said:

Emily is an asshole, a little bit. She definitely frauded Kobe. What a blow he's been dealt! 

I regret taking a sip of coffee at the very moment I read this comment.

[jabRI]

On 5/30/2022 at 10:33 AM, ExMathMajor said:

have a feeling Mohamed told Yve from the jump that he wanted to marry an observant Muslim woman or, if she wasn't going to convert outright, at least a culturally conservative woman. That's the only reason why I could see her editing her closet, not drinking wine, etc. She knew what she was getting when she brought him over here.

Agreed! Also, she could have gone to the Muslim Cultural Center and talked to some people, get some insights, advice, etc.  And some potential friends for Mohamed, not just him sitting around the house waiting for her to come home.  And they have been able to give him some good advice on assimilating to American culture in general, and American women in particular.

Edited June 13, 2022 by jabRI

[Rebky]

On 5/31/2022 at 10:01 PM, goofygirl said:

I know, right?  It's very strange.

I have had cornea scratches that make sunlight protection an absolute necessity. I can only compare this type of pain to childbirth (no kidding, no lie) I have nothing but complete disdain for anyone who thinks sunglasses are for "fashion" only. Don't delude yourself honey. You look like a "Mobster Wife" wannabe. At best.