Love After Lockup Season 5: LIVE CHAT

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Is tonite 90 minutes?

I think so 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I bet Branwin is fooling us all and has a genius IQ. Just kidding.

[kacesq]

Branwin talks like a Kardashian. I hate that women do that these days...

[SemiCharmedLife]

@Pepper Mostly, I'm so sorry to hear about your accident.  Hopefully your typing fingers won't be affected, for all our sakes! 😉

[Keywestclubkid]

God her baby act and voice is sooooo fucking annoying 

[Floatingbison]

Chazz loves her so much it hurts... then gives a shiver.  

 

[kacesq]

A stripper at 19. Awesome. 

[Pepper Mostly]

OH SWEET JESUS I WAS ABOUT TO JOKE THAT SHE WAS DOING A LUNCH SHIFT ON THE POLE. AND SHE IS. I CANNOT EVEN.

[Keywestclubkid]

Her daughter is a stripper and wears this to meet him ... I DIE 

[Floatingbison]

Oh my, that's a lot of flesh. . . . 

[Gobi]

So the daughter is a stripper. I bet she knows where to get the best shrimp Alfredo in town.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Arienne (or whatever) looks as high as fuck.

[OoogleEyes]

OMFG. Her daughter is a stripper. Damn.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just talk to him normal. You know, just like you do to the guys at the club. 

[WaltersHair]

She looks like a drag queen. I mean that in a good way. Mostly.

[Empress1]

Y’ALL. She JUST got off the pole?  Like, a minute ago? She couldn’t put on a hoodie?

[Floatingbison]

Shoutout to the Golden Dragon strip club in Portland...looks classy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m sure the producers didn’t pay for the spa afternoon.

[Keywestclubkid]

And that shot of her daughter in the backseat of the car legs open and tits all out ... and those fucking eyelashes .... 

Edited April 30, 2022 by Keywestclubkid

[Empress1]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

She looks like a drag queen. I mean that in a good way. Mostly.

It’s the cartoonish lashes.

[Floatingbison]

Daughter is INCAPABLE of keeping her jacket closed.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

So the daughter is a stripper. I bet she knows where to get the best shrimp Alfredo in town.

Five minutes in and DEAD.

[kacesq]

The fake lashes on all these reality show chicks irrationally annoys me. They look ridiculous.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Branwin: Strip clubs are a gateway to using.

Me: I think that ship already sailed.

[Empress1]

Strip clubs for 22 years but she’s been locked up for 12? The math isn’t mathing.

[Floatingbison]

Following her footsteps to a 22 year  career "on da pole" ....ya think?  Just because she works  ... on da pole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OoogleEyes]

Stripping is the family business, yo!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Branwin wearing a tin foil hat is making me roar.

[kacesq]

What charges did Branwin catch?

[Empress1]

Why isn’t the daughter getting those 3” roots touched up?

[Floatingbison]

Totally uses drugs.

[Keywestclubkid]

she is moving this child with her does he know that?

[Pepper Mostly]

She's walking outside with her foils in? 

It reminds me of when I worked at the dental school. Sometimes the fire alarm would go and patients would have to get out of the chairs mid-procedure and stagger down the stairs to the sidewalks. Full of novocain and holding ice packs and bloody tissues to their faces. 

Edited April 30, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Why isn’t the daughter getting those 3” roots touched up?

because shes a daytime stripper and they don't make that much lol 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is Lydia a tattooed lady?

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Five minutes in and DEAD.

The cherry on top of the shit sundae!

Mama's coming! Look out

Edited April 30, 2022 by OoogleEyes

[Empress1]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Totally uses drugs.

Mother or daughter?

[SemiCharmedLife]

Yay!  Yolanda in the house!

[kacesq]

so indie is squatting with Harry’s sister and now mom is here...

 

 

[WaltersHair]

20 bucks says Chazz makes a play for the look alike daughter when things go south with the mom.

[Gobi]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Mother or daughter?

Yes.

[Floatingbison]

And now...all the way from Butte Montana, gentlemen, give it up for . . . BRANWIN

[WaltersHair]

LOL. I was about to say COPS knock like that. Bam!

[kacesq]

Indie’s contouring is way overdone.

[goofygirl]

YIPPEE!!!! Granny is IN THE HOUSE!!! I cannot WAIT to see her give Harry the what-for!

PLUS... She just told Indie "to get her head out of her ass"!!!!

LOVE HER!

Edited April 30, 2022 by goofygirl

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

she is moving this child with her does he know that?

Hahahaha, you are adorable!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Hairdresser to the daughter: You're just here for a styling

Me:  Yes, because those 4" dark roots are a fashion statement

[Auntie Anxiety]

Regardless of Harry’s time in jail, I still put my money on Yo.

Edited April 30, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[candall]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hey bunkies! I just rode in on my snarkosaurus, and I am ready to rumble! 

It has been a WEEK and I am looking forward to sharing some jailhouse hooch and chicken balls with you all. 

(Tuesday I was having lunch with my son, we walked outside, suddenly felt faint, had to sit, ended up sliding to the ground and hitting my head. My poor lad was quite alarmed. Ended up going to the ER because hello, hit my head. Four hours later I emerged with a clean bill of health but I did a Very Bad Thing to my knee-"ow my leg!" and had to take a big pain killer to sleep. Next day, fell again at home-tried to stand up, my bad knee gave way, pitched forward and wound up in a heap on the floor--so now its both knees! AND I did Another Very Bad Thing to my big toe and its all black and blue and swollen. The application of ice and Aleve had improved things greatly and I am on the mend but there is some serious Old Lady Energy in the air here. Sheesh!)

So pass the wine, please. 

Not wine, but CANE.  Get a cane, Peps, at least until you stop falling over, off, down. 

I looooove my canes, which I have in multiple colors and designs. 

It gives me the unassailable stability of a tripod--which is always helpful when I'm stepping over and around eight dogs flopped between living room and bath.  I use it to poke things farther away and drag things closer.  You can just hook it over your arm like a purse if you're walking and feeling steady--like a bumbershoot.

Big fan of the cane.  It can solidify your fuck-you swagger if you approach it that way.

Show's on!  Give it some thought.  

[Empress1]

Lidya rues the day Indie stepped into her house. You know it.