Love After Lockup Season 5: LIVE CHAT

[Floatingbison]

antoine is probably writing long, tear-stained letters to his ex cellmate.

[Auntie Anxiety]

REAL ONE is the eyebrow tattoo. The other eyebrow is the FALSE ONE.

[Keywestclubkid]

his coke pinky nail... ugh 

[Gobi]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

Real One?

I think that's it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

My two brothers are doctors. Does that count?

[goofygirl]

Poor old Lacey.  This is YOUR LIFE NOW SISTER!!!!  Just go ahead and smoke joints with Antoine.  That's your only option.  Besides looking at that beautiful TATTOO ON HIS FOREHEAD....

I'd be smoking joints like a monster!

You KNOW what he's going to be doing when you're at work dipshit!  He's gonna play with his toys... Smoking pot... Eating everything in your refrigerator..... Robbing stores.... You know.

And here's old dumbo Indie. And dumbo Harry.  What a FINE MAN you've hitched your life to!

Edited April 23, 2022 by goofygirl

[Keywestclubkid]

he knows how to toke up 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lacey is just now starting to connect the dots. Too little, too late.

[Floatingbison]

She needs to cut this guy loose, he's up to something.  

[Ladystardust]

Aren't you supposed to get a job when you're on parole? Antoine is just on vacation.

[OoogleEyes]

I think that Antoine may be an INTROVERT? Cheezez, lady.  Let the man breathe 

[Gobi]

"The ones I do know are not good influences. I mean, they're terrible at Tik Tok."

[Pepper Mostly]

OK, peeps, we're back to OH-HI-OH. 

Kayla could take some cleaning lessons from Indie. 

[Empress1]

This is gonna be good.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Indie needs to get Yolanda on the case because she’s failing in every way.

[Ladystardust]

I just figured out Antoine's hand tattoo. $=power (power button symbol)

[Keywestclubkid]

India is an idiot ... what does he have to do have sex with a girl in front of you for you to leave? WHAT? 

[Gobi]

They need to go to a Couples Psychic.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Indie, you’re not the victim here. So just stop.

[Ladystardust]

He didn't upkeep his promises...

[candall]

Harry's attitude of entitlement makes me so mad, it wraps around my ureter and comes out the front as laughter.

[Keywestclubkid]

you were fucking in the halfway house don't pull this it was because no one made you feel special when you got out 

[Floatingbison]

"And I don't be apologizin'"

I'll try that one on Mrs. FB.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha, Indie, look in the mirror. That’s who decided to go all in with Harry. And you have your kid calling him Poppy Daddy. He didn’t do that.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

He didn't upkeep his promises...

You gotta perform routine maintenance and upkeep on promises and make sure to winterize them in the fall.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

They need to go to a Couples Psychic.

Y'all trippin

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Indie. He is the exact same person he was in prison, you silly silly woman.

[Keywestclubkid]

pack your car put your child in it and go back the fuck home girl 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just how much money did Indie spend on her useless psychic?

[goofygirl]

Harry's upset people aren't treating him like a beautiful orchid.  What an ass!!!  GO HOME INDIE!  You are a mo-ron.  Somebody should just come pick up her little girl and take her back to Grammy's house where things are more NORMAL.  And there's NO ex-con hanging around! And her poor moron of a mother is off somewhere catching a CLUE!

[Gobi]

An ex-con who is a narcissist and a pathological liar? What are the odds?

[SemiCharmedLife]

We need Yolanda here- STAT!!!

 

And bring that fine looking brother Indie, while you are at it...

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

An ex-con who is a narcissist and a pathological liar? What are the odds?

Stipulated from the jump. 

[Doublemint]

I thought she was pretty calm considering it's been "weeks" that he's been away.  Indie's living with Harry's Sister and not working, it's time to go home girl, wise up.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

8 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

My two brothers are doctors. Does that count?

I'm not a doctor but I play one on the web.  Does that count? 

[Keywestclubkid]

oh thank god Bobbi was around ...

[Empress1]

I hope tayler isn’t pregnant.

Thank God.

Edited April 23, 2022 by Empress1

[Floatingbison]

tubal thing?

 

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

You gotta perform routine maintenance and upkeep on promises and make sure to winterize them in the fall.

Words of wisdom right here 

[Maybeitsme]

Thank goodness she wasn't pregnant 

[Keywestclubkid]

he thought he had her trapped ... he thought she was knocked up and was stuck with him ...

[WaltersHair]

Crocodile tears

[SemiCharmedLife]

Ooh, the last time I had a CT scan with the iodine my vein burst and my entire arm went numb.

[Floatingbison]

gas bubble

 

[candall]

Arrrrrgh.  He has three women bending over backward trying to keep a smile on Harry's face and a home under his feet, not to mention that whole houseful of aunties cooking up a special meal for his first night out, and this space waste has the nerve to complain that nobody's doing anything for HIM?

 

Indie, call your mother.  

 

[Ladystardust]

He probably gave her a raging STD.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha, called it again! UTI.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh no, not the "rough sex defense". Its a tale as old as time. 

[Empress1]

UTI?

[OoogleEyes]

UGH UGH UGH 

I really REALLY wished it was constipation