Love After Lockup Season 5: LIVE CHAT

[PrincessPurrsALot]

4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

he was a regular Jessica fletcher solving that mystery of the handwriting ...

[Ladystardust]

Antoine just wants to party and sleep until he inevitably ends back up in jail. Why get a job or do anything productive when you're just going to get locked back up in a few months?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I watched the first episode of “Julia” last night. I know it got good reviews but it was kind of meh for me.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Oh, goody, back to seeing guys get rejected by their prison babes who have previously promised them the world...

Edited April 23, 2022 by SemiCharmedLife
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[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha, I called it! Rick’s penis is the third person in their relationship. Other than Kay, I mean.

[Empress1]

Beautiful smi- if you say so, Raydean.

[Keywestclubkid]

he has a beautiful smile? id believe that compared to everyone she is around 

[Gobi]

How could anyone kiss Raygun without worrying about one of her teeth winding up in your mouth?

[Pepper Mostly]

Raydean can barely keep from heaving. 

"What are you doing?" is hardly "I can't wait a minute longer, give it to me, big boy" is it? 

[Doublemint]

Back to the hot tub - noooo   Ricky put the trunks back on you're embarrassing the meth addict.

[Ladystardust]

Oh god...please stop talking about Rick's penis.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Beautiful smi- if you say so, Raydean.

I mean compared to her and her dad and mom and the people around her got some jacked up teeth 

[goofygirl]

10 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Antoine is a sexy beast, right?

He's definitely a BEAST.

Raydentyne ain't gonna have anything to do with Rick's "pretty penis"....  He should catch a GIANT CLUE!!

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

Antoine just wants to party and sleep until he inevitably ends back up in jail. Why get a job or do anything productive when you're just going to get locked back up in a few months?

It's so bizarre to me that last week he wasn't interested in changing the tire or learning how.  No interest in improving himself or learning new skills...it's just beyond comprehension to me.

 

[candall]

Raydean and Rick are painful to watch.

  

She lists his finer points:

--Green eyes

--Teeth

The End.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Rick’s smile is beautiful. I’m digging the missing tooth on the side.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Hahaha, I called it! Rick’s penis is the third person in their relationship. Other than Kay, I mean.

He'll be in for a surprise when it turns out the third person needs a little blue pill.

[Empress1]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

It's so bizarre to me that last week he wasn't interested in changing the tire or learning how.  No interest in improving himself or learning new skills...it's just beyond comprehension to me.

 

What’s a sign in the convicts you’ve worked with that they WILL stay out of trouble?

[Keywestclubkid]

he's older and isn't fit... GIRL have you seen your teeth and face and frame? I mean not to be that bitch but GIRL come on now 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I watched the first episode of “Julia” last night. I know it got good reviews but it was kind of meh for me.

I gave up on it after a couple of episodes. I couldn't figure out why the writers made Julia such a whiny menopausal mess, who was always looking yearningly at other women's babies. And Paul! The urbane, sophisticated man has been characterized as a failed artist who struggles with playing second fiddle to his wife. I hated it. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chance tells TayLER to snap out of it.

[Keywestclubkid]

OH GOD not webmd lol we are not gonna diagnose ourselves by looking at a website 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kidney stone?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, candall said:

Raydean and Rick are painful to watch.

  

She lists his finer points:

--Green eyes

--Teeth

The End.

She left out "good credit score".

[Empress1]

What part of Tayler hurts? Stomach?

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Rick’s smile is beautiful. I’m digging the missing tooth on the side.

Hey, it's only ONE tooth!  That's an accomplishment on this show!

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Kidney stone?

kidney stone for 100 Alex

[Floatingbison]

"little and quick"

Meanwhile, in Portland, Chazz's ears perk up.

[Auntie Anxiety]

TayLER ends up sitting ion the emergency room waiting room for the next three hours while Chance chats up the nurses and tries to steal some pain medications. And who is watching the kids?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Hahaha, I called it! Rick’s penis is the third person in their relationship. Other than Kay, I mean.

The world's least appealing foursome: Raydean, Kay, Rick, and Rick's monster schlong.

4 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Beautiful smi- if you say so, Raydean.

That was her way of saying Rick is only missing one tooth which, in her world, is quite the achievement.  She is so clearly repulsed by him.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

kidney stone for 100 Alex

I'm guessing appendix. I'll make it a true daily double. 

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

TayLER ends up sitting ion the emergency room waiting room for the next three hours while Chance chats up the nurses and tries to steal some pain medications. And who is watching the kids?

They're fine they threw some food on the ground cracked a window and locked them in a room 

Edited April 23, 2022 by Keywestclubkid

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

OH GOD not webmd lol we are not gonna diagnose ourselves by looking at a website 

Rather than, you know, GO TO THE HOSPITAL. 

What the hell is wrong with these people? Don't answer that. 

[candall]

6 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

brat loves judy....another show I will never see in this or any known universe or dimension until the universe collapses in on itself and the Magnito People emerge from behind Saturn with death rays.

 

Did you submit to Mama June?  

[Gobi]

Kidney stone pain should be in the back, not side. Gall bladder?

[WaltersHair]

So, if she has to have surgery, is that Workman's Comp?

[Auntie Anxiety]

If its not a kidney stone, it’s a UTI that she got from too much fucking in the moldy closet.

[Doublemint]

let's get a little crazy - ectopic pregnancy?

[Floatingbison]

Just now, candall said:

Did you submit to Mama June?  

Mrs. FB watches it, which pretty much means that I watch it.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

TayLER ends up sitting ion the emergency room waiting room for the next three hours while Chance chats up the nurses and tries to steal some pain medications. And who is watching the kids?

He'll flirt with the nurse before he clocks her one and steal the key to the medication cabinet. 

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Gobi said:

Kidney stone pain should be in the back, not side. Gall bladder?

I've only had one kidney stone (most painful thing ever) and I thought the same but I felt mine more in the side/deep in the front. I thought it was appendix.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Kidney stone pain should be in the back, not side. Gall bladder?

Yeah, forget Web MD- we can do a damn good job of diagnosing your condition, Tayler. 😉

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I gave up on it after a couple of episodes. I couldn't figure out why the writers made Julia such a whiny menopausal mess, who was always looking yearningly at other women's babies. And Paul! The urbane, sophisticated man has been characterized as a failed artist who struggles with playing second fiddle to his wife. I hated it. 

Oooh, thanks for the heads up. I'll probably watch it anyway because I love Sarah Lancashire

[Auntie Anxiety]

Antoine’s getting high first thing in the morning. Which will make him very productive throughout the rest of the day.

[Floatingbison]

antoine is:

negative, 

lazy,

broke as a joke.

 

I think he HATES being out of prison.

[Pepper Mostly]

Gawd Antoine is one homely mofo.

[Gobi]

Has anyone deciphered that head tattoo?

[WaltersHair]

Kidney stone pain can start in the back where the kidneys are and then can wrap around to the front as it traverses the ureter. Don't ask me how I know that, and it isn't WebMD

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Gobi said:

Has anyone deciphered that head tattoo?

Real One?

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Antoine’s getting high first thing in the morning. Which will make him very productive throughout the rest of the day.

Wake and bake, bro!