Love After Lockup Season 5: LIVE CHAT

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I'm really just agog. What does Kayla see in this lummox? 

That really could apply to any of these people.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Kaylah is the only one on this show that shows signs of sense AT TIMES. The rest are hopeless.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

My husband is going to Vegas for work this weekend and I told him to make sure he goes to the strip club for the best fettucine alfredo and he was so confused.

Only if it's shrimp alfredo.  All the freshest seafood is served at strip clubs.

[WaltersHair]

3 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

I just cackled at Kayla peeling out of the parking lot.

They always play the same sound effect too

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chance gets relationship advice from his prison friend.

[Pepper Mostly]

Randy's "House of Rings and Slightly Used Crock Pots"

[SemiCharmedLife]

Don't tell me Chance is going to flirt/rob the jewelry store!

[Empress1]

$20 an hour is decent money. 

[Gobi]

"Would you like to see our Gino collection? Each engagement ring comes with a free hat."

[candall]

Bad adjectives for a diamond ring:  "cute, little. . . "

[Auntie Anxiety]

The saleswoman tells Chance that they will even give him a magnifying glass for free with the $550 ring.

[Pepper Mostly]

Pawn shop girl is wondering if she can unobtrusively get closer to the panic button. 

 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Um, promise rings for the daughters?  Does he know what promise rings mean?  

[goofygirl]

Poor Kaylah.  She spent that $300 on cleaning supplies and spent 13 years waiting on Martell and he is a DOUCHE!  Poor thing.

Chance is buying 3 promise rings for TayLER's girls.  Jeebus.  I'm concerned.  He wants to be their DAD.  Good Gawd Almighty!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chance feels like the girls are his kindred spirits. Oy vey.

[Ladystardust]

His glasses look like the googles my husband wears to edge the yard.

Edited April 23, 2022 by Ladystardust

[Doublemint]

Let's see what happens when the kids lose the rings!   My uncle used to deal in jewelry.  When I was 5 he gave me a birthstone ring.  That night we went to a wedding and I lost it.  He searched all over the hall, and it was never found.  I still have the ring box.   Boy was he mad!

[Keywestclubkid]

did he just say this man had a history of controlling his women? you don't say 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Antoine is a sexy beast, right?

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Only if it's shrimp alfredo.  All the freshest seafood is served at strip clubs.

The businessman's lunch is to die for, so I've been told. 

[Empress1]

UGH, Antoine. I hate him.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I think tonight’s theme is “ungrateful.”

[Keywestclubkid]

but you didn't want to put the car in just your name .... I mean how dare you ... 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lacey, I taught that same thing to my sons, when they were five years old.

Lacey, you gave up your husband and kids for this?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Another one who blew up her life for a complete ass.  There is absolutely nothing appealing about him.

[Ladystardust]

Antoine is me in my pissy, angsty teenager phase.

[Empress1]

What an ungrateful piece of shit.

[Pepper Mostly]

What are we watching right now? I'm honestly bewildered. 

Lacey. Even his mother told you Antoine was a "fucking savage". Listen to mama.

[Keywestclubkid]

I mean who wouldn't want to fight 24/7 with the person they are with ... I mean isn't that the goal of every couple to just fight fight fight? .... cut bait and go girl ... he's a child 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lacey and Antoine just have a communication problem.

[Keywestclubkid]

ROFL he kept a receipt from jail 

[Pepper Mostly]

Hahahahaha, Antoine twigged to Lacey's little ruse! I am DEAD.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Antoine had his "people" look it up on facebook. 🙄

[Gobi]

Antoine has interesting choices for terms of endearment: fool, bitch.

[Keywestclubkid]

he was a regular Jessica fletcher solving that mystery of the handwriting ...

[Pepper Mostly]

She didn't even disguise her handwriting. Oh my god. Idiots on parade. 

[OoogleEyes]

OMG how old is this woman? Talk about arrested development 

[Floatingbison]

antoine is going back to prison...count on it

 

 

[goofygirl]

Boy, Lacey.... There wasn't ONE SINGLE GUY IN THE TOWN YOU LIVE IN THAT YOU COULD GET A DATE WITH???
Antoine is THE BEST you could find???  Anywhere??  I mean, the guy is emotionally about 9 years old!!  What a giant ass!

Lacey honey; you need professional help!  Hurry! Before you have to pick up the pieces of those matchbox cars he's gonna break!

And Indie??  You should get your adorable little girl and GO BACK HOME.  STOP CALLING THE PSYCHIC!  She's as big a moron as Indie is.

And WHY is TayLER going to the hospital???  She's already pregnant?? What the actual fuck?

Edited April 23, 2022 by goofygirl

[Maybeitsme]

Did Lacey forget to pay the heating bill? Why are they still wearing their coats?

[Ladystardust]

I haven't seen Antoine this awake yet. I think he found his calling as a private investigator.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Antoine had his "people" look it up on facebook. 🙄

He has a staff. 

[Gobi]

"Prison sex isn't cheating, right?"

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

antoine is going back to prison...count on it

 

 

He seems totally institutionalized.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hahahahaha, Antoine twigged to Lacey's little ruse! I am DEAD.

I LOVE THIS SHOW 

[candall]

Antoine is such a silly putty blob.  Sometimes he's like Sylvester Stallone's messed up grandson and sometimes he's like the "Kilroy was here" cartoon came to life.  Or . . . weren't there some goons that were constantly trying to capture Olive Oyl?

 

I am a thousand years old.

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Maybeitsme said:

Did Lacey forget to pay the heating bill? Why are they still wearing their coats?

Plus they have their love to keep them warm.

[SemiCharmedLife]

I can't believe Lacey had the idea that Junior was going to be some dashing romantic lead in her fantasy world.  He just wants to get high and chill.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

he was a regular Jessica fletcher solving that mystery of the handwriting ...

omg omg OMG   DEAD.  

[Floatingbison]

brat loves judy....another show I will never see in this or any known universe or dimension until the universe collapses in on itself and the Magnito People emerge from behind Saturn with death rays.