Love After Lockup Season 5: LIVE CHAT

[lamujerdecente]

Who is this Chazz character and why is he playing Guitar Band in his garage?

[Gobi]

🎵Branson, you're a fine girl!🎶

[Auntie Anxiety]

Do I detect a scar around the back of Chazz’s head? Brain surgery, perhaps?

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

@PepperMostly , here is our retirement side hustle.....PSYCHICS! 

Phone psychics, tho. I don't want anyone in my house, and I don't want to go anywhere, but PSYCHICS!

I'm in. Maybe Zoom. I live in Salem so I have woo cred. 

[Ladystardust]

Kentuckians are giants. Who knew?

[lamujerdecente]

Chazz is pocket size too. Will he be knocking out cave dweller hoes too? 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Such a judge-y guy, lookin' like that...  SMH

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh dear sweet little tap dancing babby Jeebus, here's the mild mannered IT tech support guy who's in a death metal band with a bunch of dads. I AM DEAD.

[SemiCharmedLife]

OOH, I thought he was going to say "aggravated assault."  The stabbing in the sleep comment kinda fit.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I am 💯per cent sure that Branwin won’t steal Chazz’s identity.

[Ladystardust]

Are they practicing in an abandoned crack house? So much junk outside.

[Gobi]

Aggravated identity theft. Nothing to worry about there.

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Yeah, the bass player is always the last to get laid.  Singer and drummer come first...bass player gets the left overs.

How about the one where the band takes a break forgetting that the bass is playing a solo?

[lamujerdecente]

Identity Theft? She's learned from her mistakes????? Lord. Universe. Baby. Jesus. Chazz run down the yellow brick road. STAT.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

Are they practicing in an abandoned crack house? So much junk outside.

Martel would not be pleased.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kaylah, you threw away 13 YEARS of your life on Martel.

[WaltersHair]

I've had my identity stolen. Twice, so I'm going to take a back seat on whether I hate this ho on sight.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Yeah, the bass player is always the last to get laid.  Singer and drummer come first...bass player gets the left overs.

I dated a bass player for a long time. He definitely got around. It ended badly.

[lamujerdecente]

Kayla can do better. Girl get yourself a vibrator and move on. 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Yeah, the bass player is always the last to get laid.  Singer and drummer come first...bass player gets the left overs.

Hahahaha, Frank Zappa said in his book it was the keyboard player. 

Just now, Gobi said:

Aggravated identity theft. Nothing to worry about there.

"Hey baby, you look like a guy with good credit, I mean, a good heart"

[OoogleEyes]

Dammit, she's cleaning the fucking stove 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Martel doesn’t remember, boo. That’s what drugs do to you.

[SemiCharmedLife]

"Grabbed something to eat, a few opiates, .."

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

How about the one where the band takes a break forgetting that the bass is playing a solo?

how does the band know if the stage is level?

the drool comes out of both sides of the bass player's mouth.

[WaltersHair]

"Love you, miss you. Where's the beer?"

[Gobi]

Martel had to go buy some white gloves to get ready for inspection.

[Empress1]

I do like that Kayla stands up for herself.

[Ladystardust]

He went to see his grandma 🤣

[Nuccganggang]

when martel talks, it reminds me of michael clarke duncan in the green mile, but higher

[Pepper Mostly]

Poor Chazz. That skank is going to have him for breakfast and will pick her teeth with his Amex card. 

Edited April 2, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[Ladystardust]

Does his neck tattoo say PRADA? 

[lamujerdecente]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Dammit, she's cleaning the fucking stove 

I feel for her. She's being strong but that shit hurt. Kayla call those 13 years a loss and RUN. 

[Nuccganggang]

shrimp alfredo from the strip club!!!!!!!!! SOLD!

[Floatingbison]

Shrimp alfredo from the strip club....

LOL, my new phrase for around the house

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, Kaylah, kick his ass out! What the hell is wrong with you?

[Empress1]

This dizzy broad is DRIVING HARRY TO HIS EX’S? She’s going to wait outside while he cheats?

[Gobi]

"Hey, Indie, can you drive me to my ex's so I can have a quickie?"

[Ladystardust]

NO. I do not need to see anyone mounting someone in a car pulled off the road. NO.

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Jesus, Kaylah, kick his ass out! What the hell is wrong with you?

Sunk cost fallacy. She doesn’t want to believe she wasted 13 years.

[lamujerdecente]

Indy's lights are on but no one is home. 

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

Does his neck tattoo say PRADA? 

his neck wasn't big enough for Yves  Saint Laurent 

[Pepper Mostly]

Is shrimp Alfredo from the strip club as good as chicken balls? Asking for an incarcerated friend. 

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

how does the band know if the stage is level?

the drool comes out of both sides of the bass player's mouth.

Ded ☠️☠️☠️

Why does Daily Harvest think that LAL Bunkies are their target audience?

Edited April 2, 2022 by OoogleEyes

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Shrimp alfredo from the strip club....

LOL, my new phrase for around the house

Between that and “It’s my PO calling,” I think Ive got the next few weeks covered.

[lamujerdecente]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Sunk cost fallacy. She doesn’t want to believe she wasted 13 years.

This is real! I feel for her but that man is Debris. Throw his ass out with the recycling.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Sunk cost fallacy. She doesn’t want to believe she wasted 13 years.

It’s easier to fool someone than to convince them that they’ve been fooled.

[lamujerdecente]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Is shrimp Alfredo from the strip club as good as chicken balls? Asking for an incarcerated friend. 

I live in Miami but I am from NYC. Many Strip clubs down south serve gourmet type meals. I wouldn't eat microwave mac and cheese from the strip clubs in NYC so this surprised me.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Oh, no!  Chance is back and I just finished cleaning off the tomatoes on my tv from last week!

[Auntie Anxiety]

TayLER and Chance are planning to have a romantic tryst in the car. On a deserted corn field.

[Pepper Mostly]

Chance is eying that little girl like a hungry dog looking at a bone. Shudder.