Love After Lockup Season 5: LIVE CHAT

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

Okay, that is how Natasha Richardson died. Getting knocked out then waking up for a lucid period can be very, very bad.

Bob Saget too. Curtis should go to the hospital.

[hookedontv]

Indie is dumber than a box of rocks. No offense to rocks. 
 

Indie just said “hisself” and my head exploded. 

[WaltersHair]

Oh no. The Psychic Reading. Yes he cheated, yes he will again, but he totally loves you!

[Pepper Mostly]

Wait, I feel like I'm insane. YOU WERE STOPPED BY A STATE TROOPER BUT YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE THAT'S A SIGN??  What is the point of signs then? I'm no expert but I think that that would be the signiest sign that ever signed. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Spiritual counselor? What the holy hell is this and what happened to her usual psychic?

[SemiCharmedLife]

Harry doesn't need a psychic or ANYONE in his life telling him how to live it.  He is doing such a great job all on his own.

[Gobi]

"I feel that I need to be paid up front."

Edited April 2, 2022 by Gobi

[Empress1]

So Indie said Harry wasn’t about that psychic reading life & the psychic says she senses nerves. I LOVE that Harry just called this psychic out.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, hookedontv said:

 

Indie is dumber than a box of rocks. No offense to rocks. 
 

 

The only answer is a visit from Mother Indie.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

It doesn't take being a psychic to see Harry has anger issues. Try harder fake psychic.

[Pepper Mostly]

Wow, this psychic is truly gifted, isn't she? 

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"I feel.that I need to be paid up front."

Cash.

[Ladystardust]

Wow, if both people do the work in a relationship they'll be in a good place for marriage. Good job, psychic!! 

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

The only answer is a visit from Mother Indie.

Just where is Mother Indie?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Harry, I don’t think Indie got the memo that you weren’t planning to marry her.

[WaltersHair]

"Get Right or Get Left."

What kind of fortune cookie advice it that?

[goofygirl]

Harry needs to get himself "more healed".... Well alrighty then.  Indie: RUN!

 

And YES... Mama June needs to go away. Far, far, far, far away.

Edited April 2, 2022 by goofygirl

[Pepper Mostly]

Harry's a HO.

[Empress1]

I’m good at reading body language. Should I be a psychic?

[lamujerdecente]

Doesn't Indy have another kid that does not live with her? Girl get on some birth control.  Besides you just got a new kid, HARRY.

 

[Ladystardust]

I'm going to start loudly answering my phone in public with, "Hold on! It's my PO!"

[SemiCharmedLife]

Harry, just like every other prisoner fiancé, is singing a different tune now that he is free to do as he pleases.  They drop the partner as soon as possible.

[Maybeitsme]

HA! Harry can't marry you. You ain't been there since the BE GIN 🤣

[Auntie Anxiety]

Where can I sign up to be a spiritual healer? I am incredibly good at spewing bullshit to unsuspecting patsies.

[Floatingbison]

I'm back...we had a major off-leash experience.

[lamujerdecente]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Harry's a HO.

A BIG PRISON ASS ONE. Not a LITTLE ASS CAVE DWELLER HOE like Kevin. 

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

I’m good at reading body language. Should I be a psychic?

Yes! Totally!

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Where can I sign up to be a spiritual healer? I am incredibly good at spewing bullshit to unsuspecting patsies.

Or life coach.  

[Gobi]

11 hours ago, Empress1 said:

I’m good at reading body language. Should I be a psychic?

I feel that if you work hard at it, you may be successful.

Edited April 2, 2022 by Gobi

[lamujerdecente]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Yes! Totally!

Indy will patronize your services.

[OoogleEyes]

@PepperMostly , here is our retirement side hustle.....PSYCHICS! 

Phone psychics, tho. I don't want anyone in my house, and I don't want to go anywhere, but PSYCHICS!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

I'm back...we had a major off-leash experience.

Ruh Roh

[SemiCharmedLife]

New blood!  Yay!

[Empress1]

Wait, whodis?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chazz. I am ROARING with laughter. What the fuck?

[Floatingbison]

Chazz looks lie he's sitting in with GWAR

 

 

Edited April 2, 2022 by Floatingbison

[Ladystardust]

Oh my.

[Empress1]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Where can I sign up to be a spiritual healer? I am incredibly good at spewing bullshit to unsuspecting patsies.

Let’s start a psychic business together!

[OoogleEyes]

WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Oh good a new mark!

[WaltersHair]

What kind of garage band Insane Clown Posse is this?

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

@PepperMostly , here is our retirement side hustle.....PSYCHICS! 

Phone psychics, tho. I don't want anyone in my house, and I don't want to go anywhere, but PSYCHICS!

Yes I'm in

[Auntie Anxiety]

Branson looks like she shares DNA with alien life.

[goofygirl]

New guy. Who are you? Why do we care?  Oh yeah, FREAKIN' A!!!!

 

I'm looking for a new job! Can I join you psychics??  I hate my job, HATE the people, hate the whole place.  Except I really like some of the residents.  Can I just twist off??

Yee haw.  Kaylah  can just get used to "alpha male" Martel being a total asswipe.  Lookie there!  He's an ASS!  AGAIN!! Whut?

 

I kinda have a bad attitude this evening. Whoopsie! Kaylah has one too.

Edited April 2, 2022 by goofygirl

[lamujerdecente]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Or life coach.  

My ex's ex wife is now a MANIFESTATION coach. That Bish has been in two failed MLM attempts and she has only had one clerical job. She's also a WRITER- she writes Facebook posts.  She's going to change lives yo.  Come to think of it maybe I should refer Indy to her. 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

I’m good at reading body language. Should I be a psychic?

You'd probably clean up. 

3 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

I'm going to start loudly answering my phone in public with, "Hold on! It's my PO!"

"Hold on, its my agent!"

"Hold on, its my personal chef!" 

 

[Ladystardust]

He looks like the band's accountant.

[Empress1]

The drummer gets points for wearing a mask.

[WaltersHair]

Is that you, George McFly?

[hookedontv]

As usual, the side characters are more entertaining. This band!! 
Untold Relix. 

Edited April 2, 2022 by hookedontv

[Floatingbison]

Yeah, the bass player is always the last to get laid.  Singer and drummer come first...bass player gets the left overs.