Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, candall said:

LOL, look at this shocked facade she evinces, practically clutching her pearls.  "DRUGS?!?  The hell you say!"  <fans self>

I bet they were his friend's drugs. You know, they were in his jacket pocket. Or in the trunk of his car, with some guns and stuff. That he forgot to mention. Totally innocent mistake. 

[kacesq]

Someone is going to break a stroke victim out of a hospital ?  Sure Mom.

[goofygirl]

Chelsea IS the illustrated WOMAN!!  Lort.

So prison bae really DID have a stroke???  WHUT?

Edited November 19, 2022 by goofygirl

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I bet they were his friend's drugs. You know, they were in his jacket pocket. Or in the trunk of his car, with some guns and stuff. That he forgot to mention. Totally innocent mistake. 

You never know what's in a refrigerator until you steal it.

[Ladystardust]

Chelsea does (kind of) clean up nice. She looks pretty with makeup. That jumpsuit and two toned hair however...

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Dammit!! I HATE READING THIS SHOW!!! How can I read what you guys are saying when I have to read what whatsherface is saying!

This time change is continuing to kick my ass. I'm finding it really hard to stay awake past 9, and Chelsea's parts are too quiet and I start dozing 

[kacesq]

She has a lot of tattoos. A lot.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

You never know what's in a refrigerator until you steal it.

I mean seriously, who keeps meth in the fridge? 

[Maybeitsme]

Oh no, I have a feeling this whole family scams together and poor Chelsea will be the newest victim 😢 

[goofygirl]

Uh oh....  Melissa's gonna have to do a front walkover for her high school love before she can move in with him and his MOTHER.  There go the pom-poms!

[Pepper Mostly]

Fellow New Englanders, has it been especially pollen-y lately? Allergies don't bother me much anymore but the last few days I've been itchy and sniffly. Doesn't feel like a cold. 

Yes this is a boring episode, why do you ask? 

[LEILANI2]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

This time change is continuing to kick my ass. I'm finding it really hard to stay awake past 9, and Chelsea's parts are too quiet and I start dozing 

Right how does falling back ONE HOUR makes 430pm feel like it's 9pm.

[JenE4]

Crossing my fingers that this going to be the same lawyer that the other Cruella DeVille-haired girl had. He was a hoot—and could spot a scam coming.

[Ladystardust]

Okay side story during commercial time. Crazy Jersey girl reminds me so much of a girl I was friends with in high school. Desperate to be popular, was cute, but never really in the "in" crowd. She would brag when I saw her during college breaks about getting drunk and sleeping with the popular guys from high school. Just found out the other day that is now on OnlyFans. And she has a 16 year old son and lives in a very small town so...poor kid.

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

Right how does falling back ONE HOUR makes 430pm feel like it's 9pm.

Because it's totally DARK by 5:30?

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I mean seriously, who keeps meth in the fridge? 

I keep it in the freezer, next to my yeast. It stays fresh! That last loaf of bread I made, tho

[SemiCharmedLife]

I'm just glad these episodes are only 1 hour.  I hope they keep this schedule when OG LAL comes back.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

I keep it in the freezer, next to my yeast. It stays fresh! That last loaf of bread I made, tho

DEAD. I actually shrieked out loud. 

[kacesq]

Louie was a star, people. A star!

[Ladystardust]

Dirt?? Did she say the friend's name wad dirt??

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Oh no, she'll have to break up with him because his mommy said "no". It's so tough when parents break up (not so) young lovers. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Fellow New Englanders, has it been especially pollen-y lately? Allergies don't bother me much anymore but the last few days I've been itchy and sniffly. Doesn't feel like a cold. 

Yes this is a boring episode, why do you ask? 

I usually feel it in the spring but haven’t noticed it. That being said, my dog sneezes a lot when she wakes up, but that might just be one of her tics.

[Empress1]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

Dirt?? Did she say the friend's name wad dirt??

I think Dirk.

[Ladystardust]

Oh never mind. It's Dirk. These prisoners have friends with such weird names, it's hard to tell sometimes.

Edited November 19, 2022 by Ladystardust
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[kacesq]

She doesn’t realize she’s with an “actual addict”? This girl is so damn stupid.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Yeah, he was drunk and high ALL THE TIME when he worked here". Yeah, remind me never to get a pizza from this place. 

[Empress1]

Louie is cute. [ducks flying tomatoes]

[Gobi]

"I think he got into a yoga instructor. I mean, into yoga, yoga!"

Edited November 19, 2022 by Gobi

[kacesq]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

Oh never mind. It's Dirk. These prisoners have friends with suck weird names, it's hard to tell sometimes.

Suck weird. LOL excellent typo!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

49 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Louie was a star, people. A star!

He is a star of the people hooked on booze and oxy!  He chugs like a champion!  He can swallow whole bottles of pills without water!  

[JenE4]

That sign was accurate—that would be a big slice! Why are they trying to keep the pizza man away from Jersey? That’s the pizza mecca!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Louie was a star, people. A star!

Just like Judy Garland. Tragic really. 

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Louie is cute. [ducks flying tomatoes]

Sigh. I gotta agree. I'm ashamed.

[kacesq]

How many “likes” does this chick say in one sentence?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Melissa is another one who thinks she’s going to change an inmate by sheer force of will. Melissa had a whole plan for Louie. Sadly, that wasn’t his plan. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Oh never mind. It's Dirk. These prisoners have friends with such weird names, it's hard to tell sometimes.

Well, he's no Squee Bastard. 

[LEILANI2]

That guy is bummed he's not getting Louie for cheap labor for his pizza place.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

He is a star of he people hooked on booze and oxy!  He chugs like a champion!  He can swallow whole bottles of pills without water!  

Jesus, you people are killing me tonight! I am so dying.

"Your mom says you're going to get yoga certified, with that skanky tramp of a yoga instructor, Princess Whores-a-lot or whatever that slut's name is"

[Gobi]

"Like, I don't know if, like, I still want to, like, go steady with him anymore."

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

That guy is bummed he's not getting Louie for cheap labor for his pizza place.

Who doesn't want to hire a junkie that spends 20 minutes in the bathroom during his shift? Next he'll look for a server who vomits at the sight of pizza. 

[kacesq]

I dunno Justine…you could’ve waited a few weeks for your wedding and then you wouldn’t be a newlywed who is alone…

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

That guy is bummed he's not getting Louie for cheap labor for his pizza place.

All the high school kids who work there are jazzed because he'll buy for them and score them oxys.

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

How many “likes” does this chick say in one sentence?

All of them. All the likes. 

[Eldemarge]

Is this woman supposed to be grown?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Justine will take any body part that that her “husband” offers up.

[kacesq]

Justine is insane. End of conversation. Blood, blisters, nails? Wtf?

[Ladystardust]

How old is this lady? Her room is like my college dorm with the posters and photo collage on a bulletin board.

[candall]

HEEEE!  "Louie's definitely a little bit of a magnet for women.  There's a lot he's going to want to do after ten years. . . . ."

Translation:  Louie's going to have them lined up down to the guard tower when he gets out and he's going to jump 'em all.

[Empress1]

Just now, kacesq said:

Justine is insane. End of conversation. Blood, blisters, nails? Wtf?

This is FUCKING GROSS.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I love Mike's mug shot so very much.  Please tell me how sexy he is, smug girl. 

[LEILANI2]

This blown up photo of the inmate is giving me Rebecca/Zied vibes.