Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Louie keeps going on about how "tough" his mother is. What is she, an assassin? A leg breaker? Luca Brazzi?

His ma has Goodfellas and The Irishman on constant repeat on DVD in the living room.

[candall]

Can you take a shot of me on your son's bed with my legs spread?

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Okay this girl is less of a girlfriend and more of a stalker. She really asked Mom if she could take a selfy on his bed. For this first time I am legit scared for an inmate.

[OoogleEyes]

7 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Why is Emily crying?  I thought she had all this in the bag!

Someone called her on her shit.

[goofygirl]

A little impulsive Melissa??  Seriously. Girl, you're stuck on some guy from HIGH SCHOOL who is currently in PRISON, for crap's sake.  Louie's mom.... is a funny lady!

[Pepper Mostly]

Holy shit I wouldn't want to tangle with Mother Louie. She's probably done time herself. 

[Keywestclubkid]

girl you waited 20 years for louie to feel you up what's another 2 years? 

[kacesq]

How dumb is Chelsea? The lies these women accept to keep living these sad fantasies.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chelsea’s father isn’t buying any of the shit she’s selling.

Edited November 12, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[OoogleEyes]

8 minutes ago, lamujerdecente said:

Y’all (and my two evil spawn) are the only ones I can make this commentary with. But even my spawn will not watch this with me. They saw how my hubs was not the same after he walked in on Stan and Lisa, the prostate massage scene, he googled it and well the man has never seen me the same. 

You have to keep a little mystery in the relationship 

[lamujerdecente]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

SHE TOOK A SELFIE ON HIS BED???

Holy shit, I am going to lose my fucking mind. 

I cringed so hard my bones creaked. 
I tell my step child, my clumsy, always wear heels ass is going to break a hip after a fall but it might be from watching Louie’s stalker. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, candall said:

Can you take a shot of me on your son's bed with my legs spread?

"Wait a minute, let me just unbutton my blouse a little--oh, and I'll just undo the snap on my jeans....just sexy, not vulgar!"

[lamujerdecente]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

You have to keep a little mystery in the relationship 

No one told him to come in here when I was watching “my junk tv”.

[Keywestclubkid]

oh daddy throwing stuff in her face .. I knew he couldn't be the wise old father he had to have something going on 

[Empress1]

Jesus. As Dad said, Chelsea sure knows how to pick ‘em. Her ex’s story is fucked up.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chelsea, your father is trying to help you get your head out of your ass. 

[kacesq]

Just how many black tee shirts are hanging in that closet?

[Pepper Mostly]

Wait, is he signing profanity so they're blurring his hand? I am DEAD

[Empress1]

Isn’t Chelsea forty? Why is she throwing tantrums?

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Chelsea, your father is trying to help you get your head out of your ass. 

I think there is helping then there is throwing in a jab when that jab does more harm then good .. he knew what saying that to her would do and it wouldn't calm her down 

[lamujerdecente]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Just how many black tee shirts are hanging in that closet?

As many inmates are on taij’s  vision board. 

Edited November 12, 2022 by lamujerdecente

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"Wait a minute, let me just unbutton my blouse a little--oh, and I'll just undo the snap on my jeans....just sexy, not vulgar!"

tasteful, but with my jeans undone and open

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, kacesq said:

Just how many black tee shirts are hanging in that closet?

Stacey London from What Not to Wear is on Line 2.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Chelsea, your father is trying to help you get your head out of your ass. 

And something tells me, not for the first time. Sigh. I feel for you, Dad Chelsea. 

[kacesq]

So did Justine’s new hubby buy her a car? Is that the big surprise?

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Just how many black tee shirts are hanging in that closet?

All.of them. All the black tee shirts.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Wait, is he signing profanity so they're blurring his hand? I am DEAD

that is funny.

[OoogleEyes]

8 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"Hi! I'm here to make posters for the big game!"

Let's call her Peggy Sue and hope like hell she doesn't get married 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, kacesq said:

So did Justine’s new hubby buy lease her a car? Is that the big surprise?

FTFY

[kacesq]

Oh he’s a musical artist? Heavily auto tuned of course.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Justine is having her first dance with her new inmate husband. Holy hell.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

So did Justine’s new hubby buy her a car? Is that the big surprise?

Maybe he bought her an article of clothing that will cover more than 1/4 of her body and isn't beyond skin tight. That would be shocking. 

[Gobi]

Welcome to the saddest wedding reception ever.

[OoogleEyes]

10 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Louie keeps going on about how "tough" his mother is. What is she, an assassin? A leg breaker? Luca Brazzi?

Have you *met* Carmella Soprano?

[Empress1]

The fuck is that pink outfit? Is it pajamas?

[Keywestclubkid]

well that was something LOL 

[Auntie Anxiety]

My new rescue dog is sleeping through the show. I’m glad she doesn’t know that this live chat is one of my guilty pleasures.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

Oh he’s a musical artist? Heavily auto tuned of course.

Ahem. He's a very successful rapper who will be jetting off to Miami and New York and Los Angeles and fighting off hordes of adoring, screaming fans. Justine will have to stay behind to redecorate the mansion and enroll their army of kids in private schools. 

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

My new rescue dog is sleeping through the show. I’m glad she doesn’t know that this live chat is one of my guilty pleasures.

Best that she learn these things gradually. You don't want to imperil your budding relationship. 

[goofygirl]

Nothing like dancing with your phone at your wedding reception!  But wait!  Was that a bottle of DOM they just popped?  Or am I going blind?

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

My new rescue dog is sleeping through the show. I’m glad she doesn’t know that this live chat is one of my guilty pleasures.

What he doesn't know won't hurt him!

Congrats on your new fur baby!

Just now, goofygirl said:

Nothing like dancing with your phone at your wedding reception!  But wait!  Was that a bottle of DOM they just popped?  Or am I going blind?

Drug dealing does pay well...

[OoogleEyes]

8 minutes ago, lamujerdecente said:

No one told him to come in here when I was watching “my junk tv”.

Killing me is a parole violation!!☠️☠️☠️

[Gobi]

I forgot about this douche.

[Ladystardust]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

My new rescue dog is sleeping through the show. I’m glad she doesn’t know that this live chat is one of my guilty pleasures.

My cat usually runs away when this show is on but it's raining and he's scared of rain so he's suffering through it to lay on my feet. Poor thing. 

[JenE4]

Rap battle with the groom vs Hottie? Does this guy even have a limited edition sweatshirt?! Maybe that’s what’s outside.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Does Mar-K only own ridiculously ugly shirts?  The plaid is the only one that doesn't make me gawk.

[kacesq]

I hate those Burberry shirts.  Plus this guy is weird.

[Floatingbison]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

My new rescue dog is sleeping through the show. I’m glad she doesn’t know that this live chat is one of my guilty pleasures.

How is the doggie doing?

[candall]

The brain cell where I keep my Mark & Sincer-A information dies at the end of every episode.

[Empress1]

WHAT THE FUCK IS HE TALKING ABOUT

[Auntie Anxiety]

This “entrepreneur” reminds me of the billionaire bitcoin whiz kid who just declared bankruptcy. All smoke and mirrors.