Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Keywestclubkid]

oh hell no with the cans on the back of the car lol 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Do the noise? Oy vey iz mir.

[OoogleEyes]

Is the prisoner wore a burgundy jump suit.  Oh sweet baby cheeses. This is the most pathetic thing I have ever seen 

Edited November 12, 2022 by OoogleEyes

[Keywestclubkid]

does he think those rings powers combined will create captain Freedom? 

[kacesq]

Wow this is just like a royal wedding. Driving home from the prison clutching my bouquet walking into my house without my spouse…

sniffle.

[lamujerdecente]

Jersey chick. Did u just ask this man’s mama to take a selfie on his bed? GURL. Where do u work? I need to avoid it. 
I was so rooting for Smoke to drop kick Emily in the Hudson. 

[candall]

This wedding reception is giving me the sadz.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Justine's mother has high expectations for her little girl-- like marrying an inmate?

Well, she was holding out for a parolee.

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I do hope by the end of this season something wipes the smug off Emily’s face.

I will cheerfully do it with a two by four. 

Oooh, he looked so fly in his best burgundy jumpsuit. 

[kacesq]

What is the groom in jail for again?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Justine has an entire football team of kids.

[Keywestclubkid]

has traditional as he can ... oh yea that grand tradition of a prison wedding 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

5 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I do hope by the end of this season something wipes the smug off Emily’s face.

I keep trying to imagine what would do that but I can't think of anything that doesn't involve physically maiming her.

She changed from an inappropriately tight dress into an inappropriate shorty sleep set.  Or is that beach wear?  Justine amazes me with her choices. 

[kacesq]

He’s getting out in 9 weeks and they couldn’t wait to have a proper wedding?

[Empress1]

Michael’s kids are cute.

[Ladystardust]

What was the point of getting married 9 weeks before he's out?

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

does he think those rings powers combined will create captain Freedom? 

My Precious!!!!!

[lamujerdecente]

Girl u passed non traditional at hello. J/s

[Pepper Mostly]

DEAR SWEET TAP DANCING JESUS WHAT IS THAT PINK NIGHTMARE SHE HAS ON?

[Keywestclubkid]

what the hell did she change into? 

[JenE4]

At least the groom gets to attend the pajama balloon wedding reception via zoom. Wait, they’ve been engaged 3 years and they couldn’t wait 9 more weeks for him to get out?!? Is it a parole thing? Weird.

[Empress1]

Just now, kacesq said:

He’s getting out in 9 weeks and they couldn’t wait to have a proper wedding?

I keep saying that. I think they said 60 days at one point. Just wait!

[Ladystardust]

This is entirely too many children to be involved in this mess.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chelsea, he’s fine. And he lied to you. Get a clue, girl.

[Keywestclubkid]

just talk to that chatty Kathy that answered the phone last time 

[candall]

So is Justine--the woman with the bright blue boulder holder--now married to the aspiring rap star inmate?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Justine has an entire football team of kids.

She has four and he has four, right? And you KNOW she'll be knocked up within weeks of his release. 

Did Chelsea's friend just say Chelsea's guy was in the "Murderers Complex"?? 

[SemiCharmedLife]

"All things point to 'What the f***'"--- kind of like everything on this show!

[lamujerdecente]

This Vegas fool is CREEPY. Creepier than Chaz. It’s not Halloween anymore we tv. I don’t need the chills. 

[Keywestclubkid]

there is no way that these people would give these people ANY of this information ... who is this person they keep calling?? they are gonna be fired 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

4 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Is the prisoner wore a burgundy jump suit.  Oh sweet baby cheeses. This is the most pathetic thing I have ever seen 

Everyone looks hot in a burgundy prison jumpsuit! I'll bet he wore his fanciest shower shoes.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chelsea has trust issues, yet she is all in with this jailbird. Okay.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

what the hell did she change into? 

LOL @Keywestclubkid, we did it again! 

[kacesq]

Sharp is fucking with us now.

[Floatingbison]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

He’s getting out in 9 weeks and they couldn’t wait to have a proper wedding?

no guarantee he'll stay out of jail long enough to make it to the reception.

[Pepper Mostly]

Michael had a stroke. And I'm an astronaut.

[Ladystardust]

I think when I retire, I might see about getting a part time job answering phones at prison reception. It seems like it would provide so many good stories. 

Side note: My mom is a court reporter and once had to transcribe a bunch of jail phone calls. She was dying at the stuff they talk about. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

no guarantee he'll stay out of jail long enough to make it to the reception.

You mean he might catch some more charges? Say it isn't so!

[kacesq]

Sure Chelsea. You’ll get to the bottom of it. Cause you care more than his mom. 

[Keywestclubkid]

again why doesn't his mom just call the guy at the jail that gave these people all the information with no problem 

[Pepper Mostly]

Chelsea's friend is a very kind person. No snark. 

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

What was the point of getting married 9 weeks before he's out?

I'd say maybe it's a shotgun wedding, but that's a parole violation. Don't ask me how I know. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Emily needs to rein those girls in. That was quite a camera shot.

[lamujerdecente]

She has a lot to lose sir. The only positive Sincere has in dating your Creepy ass is if she survived you trying to make her into a human lamp shade (you serial killer in training or in action) is she would get to tell her tale to the fabulous Keith Morrison on dateline. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She has four and he has four, right? And you KNOW she'll be knocked up within weeks of his release. 

Did Chelsea's friend just say Chelsea's guy was in the "Murderers Complex"?? 

Between them, they have 7 children. And I am sad for every one of them. 

[goofygirl]

Oh boy.  Looks Like our other show is coming back in December.  This might be just TOO DAMN MUCH FREAKY for one silly TV channel!

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Emily needs to rein those girls in. That was quite a camera shot.

i was just going to say, she needs a seatbelt extension.

[Pepper Mostly]

Apropos of nothing, today my husband took a wild notion to take us all out to lunch-me, our houseguest, my brother and my mother. We went to one of those family style Italian places that gives you massive platters of food. Shrimp Alfredo was on the menu. I almost ordered it but I couldn't be sure it would live up to the classic strip club recipe. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Apropos of nothing, today my husband took a wild notion to take us all out to lunch-me, our houseguest, my brother and my mother. We went to one of those family style Italian places that gives you massive platters of food. Shrimp Alfredo was on the menu. I almost ordered it but I couldn't be sure it would live up to the classic strip club recipe. 

the question is when you got home was the stove clean? 

[lamujerdecente]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Apropos of nothing, today my husband took a wild notion to take us all out to lunch-me, our houseguest, my brother and my mother. We went to one of those family style Italian places that gives you massive platters of food. Shrimp Alfredo was on the menu. I almost ordered it but I couldn't be sure it would live up to the classic strip club recipe. 

Only if it came with a lap dance from ol brawnski.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Apropos of nothing, today my husband took a wild notion to take us all out to lunch-me, our houseguest, my brother and my mother. We went to one of those family style Italian places that gives you massive platters of food. Shrimp Alfredo was on the menu. I almost ordered it but I couldn't be sure it would live up to the classic strip club recipe. 

The things that run through our minds as avid watchers of this dumpster fire!  Thank goodness we all "get" each other here in the forum!