Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[candall]

"Hello.  I'm a hipster."

[Keywestclubkid]

what kind of person dates someone in prison and rip them off? Oh wait 

[Pepper Mostly]

Even Emily's friends want to punch her. 

[Keywestclubkid]

she has no moral high ground in any of this .. her friends can talk in circles all they want she is just as bad as this man in jail she chose this man she is scamming this man admittedly... 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Does Emily’s friend have the Fab Four tattooed on her arm? Those poor Beatles are going to look awfully saggy in twenty years.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Emily never stops smirking. My God the self confidence of these people ….

And yet so little to be confident about!

[OoogleEyes]

7 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"Is the present Louie going to be the future Louie, or will he go back to the past Louie? Or will he be the pluperfect Louie? And what about his dangling participle?"

Don't even SPEAK about the dangling participle 

[Gobi]

Ooh, I hope it's a scooter!

[Keywestclubkid]

you are playing the long game with a dude in prison LOL I can't with this idiot 

[Ladystardust]

I think the first word of her tattoo says heart. Or something that ends in "eart".

[Empress1]

A Mercedes SUV? How?

[kacesq]

Of course the felon bought a Mercedes from inside prison. Sure. 

[Gobi]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

I think the first word of her tattoo says heart. Or something that ends in "eart".

"Shart"?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh yes, Mother Justine. Mike took out a car loan from prison and the transaction for that Mercedes SUV was perfectly above board. 

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Does Emily’s friend have the Fab Four tattooed on her arm? Those poor Beatles are going to look awfully saggy in twenty years.

 Poor Ringo will look like a melted candle

[Auntie Anxiety]

Glad to see Mike using his ill-gotten cash to finance Justine’s car. The Inmate Groom on the cake should be a challenge for Food Network baking competition.

[Ladystardust]

This is a really long prison phone call. 

[kacesq]

A cake topper referencing jail. This family is all class.

So are we to believe this guy has money that someone on the outside can access and he took some of that and had someone buy a car? How did he get insurance on it? Who is it titled to? I don’t get it.

[JenE4]

Maybe his cellie just got sprung and went back to his career of boosting rides?

I think I watch too many of these shows. Now I’m picking up the lingo.

Edited November 12, 2022 by JenE4

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Micheal is definitely not reformed. He won't be out long. Justine, enjoy the stuff before he gets busted again.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Of course the felon bought a Mercedes from inside prison. Sure. 

Years ago I had a client come out of prison with a better car than mine and a hot   girlfriend waiting to pick him up in it.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I want some alone time with Mike and the camera crew. 

[Keywestclubkid]

he leaves meat on my doorstep I don't ask questions I just eat 

Just now, Ladystardust said:

This is a really long prison phone call. 

Right? like wow 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

A cake topper referencing jail. This family is all class.

So are we to believe this guy has money that someone on the outside can access and he took some of that and had someone buy a car? How did he get insurance on it? Who is it titled to? I don’t get it.

Trust me, you do not want to know. 

[Floatingbison]

In my state, inmate/attorney calls are limited to 20 minutes, then the call cuts off automatically, but the inmate can call back for another 20 minutes.

[Gobi]

It's been real but I've got places to go and vials to fill.

Till next time.

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, bunkies, that was crazy fun! See some of you on Sunday for that excruciating bore fest that is 90 Day. Meanwhile have a great weekend, MWAH!!

[Ladystardust]

Well, that was fun. Have a good weekend, everyone!

[OoogleEyes]

Answers. I need answers. 

They told me that this would be 1.5 hours. I'm feeling very frustrated right now and it's not because my brand new husband is in jail after our perfect wedding. Nope.  Not me.

Always a treat my Bunkies!

[candall]

Oh, honey, of course I love the car!  But no phone sex--just got my nails done!

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8 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Years ago I had a client come out of prison with a better car than mine and a hot   girlfriend waiting to pick him up in it.

Is your practice in Diggstown?

Edited November 12, 2022 by candall

[Auntie Anxiety]

Well, I guess that was an abrupt end because I thought there was another 30 minutes of this show. I need to do my tv show research! Have a nice weekend, everyone. I need to wait for a lull in the pouring rain to take the dog out. Can’t believe I signed up for this!! Back on Sunday for 90 Day Fiancé. Bye, all.

[lamujerdecente]

Bye loves. This has been fun. Now off to carvana to get my prison bae a new ride. 

[Floatingbison]

Was that it?  I'm just settling in!  

[goofygirl]

Jeebus.  This is over already!  Welp, that was fun and FUNNY!!  I can't wait to see how Mike buys a mansion and has it delivered with a big old bow on it.

This guy.....

Hope y'all have a great weekend!! See you Sunday!

[OoogleEyes]

12 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

I think the first word of her tattoo says heart. Or something that ends in "eart".

Pheart

[OoogleEyes]

11 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Glad to see Mike using his ill-gotten cash to finance Justine’s car. The Inmate Groom on the cake should be a challenge for Food Network baking competition.

I haven't watched that in ages, but you may have just changed my mind 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Another live chat is sadly over.  We've seen the world's worst wedding reception, Mar-K showing us why he cannot get women on the outside and could quickly lose Sincer-A, a miraculous recovery from a stroke, and so much smug. Yes, it's a smug off between Emily and Justine. Regardless of who wins, the world loses.

Until next time, bunkies! Make sure you ask your girlfriend to spot me $300 for my investment opportunity.  I'm getting out next week. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S02.E05: My Fiance Got a Fiancee

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Tai confronts Boston about Hottie’s double-crossing proposals. Melissa suspects Louie is cheating and faces the mystery woman. Jessica learns disturbing news about Dustin. Chelsea is surprised when she meets Mikey’s mom.

Original air date 2022.11.18

Tai is back!  I'm sure she will calmly and rationally discuss the situation with Boston.  That is, unless Boston wears her Hottie sweatshirt.  Then the crew had best be fast on their feet to get out of the way when she lunges. 

It occurs to Melissa that possibly Louie from Lakeland is not only talking to her.  Hm, he plans to parole to his mother's house. He is "doing yoga" with a yoga instructor. Nope.  Sound above board.  He thought she was a loser in high school (if he even knew she existed).  She has confirmed she is a loser with her obsession with him, incarceration be damned.  I am afraid someone's bunny is going to get boiled if our Jersey Queen doesn't get her man. 

Jessica learns disturbing news about Dustin.  Did he get more terrible face tattoos?  Does she finally realize she is throwing away her life for a loser?  

Chelsea meets Mikey's mom.  Mikey's mom likely wonders WTF is wrong with Chelsea that she is interested in Mikey, the man with the miracle recovery from his stroke. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Hi Bunkies!  I'm back for another hour of snarking with my besties.  I've been practicing "F-U" in sign language so I'll be able to sign a greeting to Mike as he miraculously recovers from a mini stroke.

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola bunkies! How's everyone's week been? Anyone make out with your incarcerated hottie or get a brand new car, purchased legally and properly registered and insured? Any face tattoos in the offing? Any investments in highly respectable and can't fail businesses? Tell me everything! 

[Gobi]

I'm here for the pep rally. Where's Melissa?

[Pepper Mostly]

Yes indeed, lots of sketchy shit going on, with your INMATE BOYFRIEND. Jesus, this is not exactly a Jane Austen novel she's living here. 

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

I'm here for the pep rally. Where's Melissa?

She's in the locker room, fluffing her pom poms.

[SemiCharmedLife]

I agree with Emily's friend that she is all talk. She hasn't even met Dauri!  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hi everybody. I was a little disappointed this week because I didn’t find a new car with a big bow sitting in my driveway. 

[OoogleEyes]

This is the most pathetic shotgun wedding I've ever seen 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Hi everybody. I was a little disappointed this week because I didn’t find a new car with a big bow sitting in my driveway. 

What, your inmate boyfriend, Tiny, didn't arrange it? Time to kick him to the curb. I know you're in luuuuuuuv but its for the best. 

[Gobi]

"I don't know how this criminal drug dealer makes all this money."

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

What, your inmate boyfriend, Tiny, didn't arrange it? Time to kick him to the curb. I know you're in luuuuuuuv but its for the best. 

But he's her soul inmate!

[OoogleEyes]

I keep hearing Disarray rather then .. whatever her name is

[Auntie Anxiety]

Melissa found a varsity letter jacket that Louie from Lakeland Can wear when he gets out of prison.

[Pepper Mostly]

I still cannot believe that Mark thinks he can pass Sincer-A a vial of his swimmers and she'll be able to get out of jail. What color is the sky on his world? Guaranteed he's sunk his fortune (haha) into Bitcoin.