Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[OoogleEyes]

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Wait, is he signing profanity so they're blurring his hand? I am DEAD

I wondered what that was!! 😂😂😂

[Gobi]

Mr. Turkey Baster.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh yeah, six million dollar man Mark lives in a 2 bedroom tract house. 

Love the fake Burberry shirt. 

He wants to know if there's some hot inmate girl on girl action going on in the local pen. And he thinks she can "plead her belly" to get out of jail. Dear god, he's so creepy.

[Keywestclubkid]

who is she having sex with IN jail to get pregnant?? 

[Ladystardust]

What the fuck? He's worried that a trans person is going to be in there fucking his girlfriend??? I have no words. 

[kacesq]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

My new rescue dog is sleeping through the show. I’m glad she doesn’t know that this live chat is one of my guilty pleasures.

How is he? Doing well?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

I forgot about this douche.

You're lucky.  Such wonderfully ignorant views about transgender women. 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

These are oddly specific questions. Seriously.

[Floatingbison]

Oh this guy, he's a Duran duran shoulder pad jacket wearer AND a sperm donor!!!!

[SemiCharmedLife]

OMG!  Can you imagine getting sperm from this bozo?  The poor offspring!

[Keywestclubkid]

could I just pass you a vile? Who is this guy? 

[Empress1]

This motherfucker is talking about slipping sperm into prison to get her pregnant so she can get out. BOY WHAT?!

[Auntie Anxiety]

If a pregnancy was Plan A, I can’t help but wonder what other smart ideas this idiot has.

[kacesq]

So Louie and his mom moved to Georgia? 

[Keywestclubkid]

And now we see why no one wants this man LOL 

[JenE4]

Whaaaaat?!?!? Find yourself a trans inmate, get yourself knocked up and, bada-bing, early release! Um, that’s not how this works! That’s not how any of this works!!! Pass you a vial of my semen!! You have nothing to lose!!! Okay, guys, I think we found out why he’s single.

[Empress1]

I don’t even think it works like that. Women give birth in prison all the time. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Mr. Turkey Baster.

He knows how to give a sperm donation.  He has skillz! 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

OMG!  Can you imagine getting sperm from this bozo?  The poor offspring!

Imagine the poor women who got his, um, "donation". They are probably dying of embarrassment right now. 

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

could I just pass you a vile? Who is this guy? 

Right? He really thinks he can pass her something on a prison visit? 

[Keywestclubkid]

Her brain is gonna explode if this relationship doesn't happen ... I am scared for everyone around her if that happens 

[OoogleEyes]

7 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

My new rescue dog is sleeping through the show. I’m glad she doesn’t know that this live chat is one of my guilty pleasures.

How is she settling in?? How are YOU settling in? Send photos!

[kacesq]

Yogurt instructor?

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

And now we see why no one wants this man LOL 

Yeah. $600K a year and he looks okay (I’ve seen way worse), but he is a fucking weirdo.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

How is he? Doing well?

It’s a she. Very good dog. Low energy, low maintenance, just happy to have a warm bed, a cozy couch and a couple of square meals each day. 

[Floatingbison]

yoga . ........okaaaaay......

[Keywestclubkid]

oh darn what's her name?? I love she is throwing subtle jabs 

[Gobi]

She doesn't want to lose her son, because she did such a great job raising him.

"Is the present Louie going to be the future Louie, or will he go back to the past Louie? Or will he be the pluperfect Louie? And what about his dangling participle?"

[candall]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

So Louie and his mom moved to Georgia? 

They took the midnight train.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

If a pregnancy was Plan A, I can’t help but wonder what other smart ideas this idiot has.

Well, I for one and DYING to find out. Bitcoin? A donut mine? Buying Twitter? 

[Floatingbison]

she wants Louie to do a downward dog on her.

I know, easy joke

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Louie from Lakeland does yoga!  That's what the cool kids are doing on the yard!  No more weights.  Let's all get into the lotus position.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, candall said:

They took the midnight train.

Woo woo! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

How is she settling in?? How are YOU settling in? Send photos!

Edited November 12, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I hate those Burberry shirts.  Plus this guy is weird.

He needs a little bb cream or something..

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

she wants Louie to do a downward dog on her.

I know, easy joke

Someone had to do it. Thank you for your service. 

[goofygirl]

Da da dun.......  A YOGA INSTRUCTOR has just been shoved into Melissa's tiny pea brain!  Oh.My.Gawd.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

He needs a little bb cream or something..

He needs a personality transplant or possibly a lobotomy.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

She doesn't want to lose her son, because she did such a great job raising him.

"Is the present Louie going to be the future Louie, or will he go back to the past Louie? Or will he be the pluperfect Louie? And what about his dangling participle?"

Who doesn't enjoy a grammar joke?  I did actually spit water onto my keybpard. 

[Ladystardust]

I don't have kids, but I really don't get these women who who are so overbearing of their adult sons. Lady, he's a grown ass man. You cannot force him to live in your house for the next two years or enforce who he can date or if he gets put back into prison or not. I understand her not wanting that for him, but being overbearing is not going to do ANYTHING. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Da da dun.......  A YOGA INSTRUCTOR has just been shoved into Melissa's tiny pea brain!  Oh.My.Gawd.

She's shaping up to me more jealous and suspicious than Queen of the Crazy Pies Heather. Just imagine poor old Louie trying to order a coffee or go to Target, where a woman might assist him. 

Edited November 12, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Awww..... Cutie Pie!!

[Floatingbison]

OMG @Auntie Anxiety, your new doggie is awesome. 

[Gobi]

3 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Louie from Lakeland does yoga!  That's what the cool kids are doing on the yard!  No more weights.  Let's all get into the lotus position.

But can he floss his nostrils?

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Well, I for one and DYING to find out. Bitcoin? A donut mine? Buying Twitter? 

C! The answer is C!

[JenE4]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Da da dun.......  A YOGA INSTRUCTOR has just been shoved into Melissa's tiny pea brain!  Oh.My.Gawd.

Oh, no! A yoga instructor is a 40s version of a high school cheerleader. I see a Lifetime movie here. Teenage Melissa killing the head cheerleader {20 years later} in arrives a perky yoga instructor.

[lamujerdecente]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

I don't have kids, but I really don't get these women who who are so overbearing of their adult sons. Lady, he's a grown ass man. You cannot force him to live in your house for the next two years or enforce who he can date or if he gets put back into prison or not. I understand her not wanting that for him, but being overbearing is not going to do ANYTHING. 

It’s ridiculous. And it shows more about her parenting and his issues than she is willing to admit. 
Also if she’s so street wise? Why doesn’t she know Michael Meyers in a Real Parolewives costume is in her house? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

How does Emily see? Her eyes are almost closed.

Yes, an “investment,” wink, wink

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Damn, they moved the person behind Emily that kept photobombing.  

[Keywestclubkid]

he came in hot as hell? Girl you just gloss over your talk and attitude towards him but yea ok 

[kacesq]

Emily never stops smirking. My God the self confidence of these people ….