judylo May 16, 2023 Share May 16, 2023 Remember the fun days of Gino and Jasmine? Everyone now is so dull. Even gothic fetish girl. 2 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly May 16, 2023 Share May 16, 2023 There are so many couples but they are all so very boring. 1 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety May 16, 2023 Share May 16, 2023 This is a bridge too far. VaLentine’s musical stylings? No thanks. 1 1 3 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly May 16, 2023 Share May 16, 2023 Oh fuck no, not more of Valentine's musical stylings. I can't. 5 Link to comment
Frozendiva May 16, 2023 Author Share May 16, 2023 Unless I dozed off, no Lidia and Nicole! Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety May 16, 2023 Share May 16, 2023 Is Carlos a bi top? I’m so confused. 3 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly May 16, 2023 Share May 16, 2023 Home stretch, peeps, let's finish strong! 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety May 16, 2023 Share May 16, 2023 Just now, Pepper Mostly said: Home stretch, peeps, let's finish strong! This episode has been such a slog. If it weren’t for you guys I’d have checked out a long time ago. 2 2 Link to comment
endure May 16, 2023 Share May 16, 2023 This show is the worst, it's giving me a stomach ache and a migraine and narcolepsy. 1 1 1 1 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly May 16, 2023 Share May 16, 2023 Just now, Auntie Anxiety said: This episode has been such a slog. If it weren’t for you guys I’d have checked out a long time ago. Same! What a bore. Boring people having boring arguments over boring things. OK, my Primetimer pals, I'm out. Thanks for the giggles, have a great week! 4 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety May 16, 2023 Share May 16, 2023 Welp, next week’s episode looks as compelling as this week’s was. But I’ll be back for more masochism. I’m predictable like that. Have a good week, kids. 2 1 3 Link to comment
Adeejay May 16, 2023 Share May 16, 2023 I can see the thought bubble over Juan's head, "how the heck did I get myself into this?" I can't get over Jessica complaining that in two months, Juan hasn't made any progress on his seven-unit apartment. Based on what he does for a living, I wonder where she thinks he is supposed to get all that money in such a small amount of time. Everton and Sherlon appear to be cut from the same cloth. Smooth talkers that are only looking for decent tips and hanky panky from interchangeable British and U.S. women that they couldn't care less about. 1 Link to comment
ChiMama May 16, 2023 Share May 16, 2023 On 5/4/2023 at 7:19 PM, KateHearts said: The added squealing and screaming over the "gifts" was disgusting. I HATE HATE HATE Lidia and Nicole’s wide open-mouthed loud & prolonged cackles. Not cute. Gross and grating. 5 Link to comment
Frozendiva May 16, 2023 Author Share May 16, 2023 (edited) Too bad Juan can’t re-evaluate life with Jessica. He is supposed to have tons of cash to buy the materials to create the apartments plus do all the work himself within days? If she is handy, she can help out. The pale yellow Tweety Bird suit is a choice. The non involvement with the female friend is a yawn, and probably staged conflict. Jordan, I will say again that you were stupid to sink that much cash into a property using Everton’s name. At least his Covid fling tipped you off to his extracurricular activities. Ana, you may not be happy that your visa may take another year. What do you see in this Mathew guy except a green card. She reminded me a bit of Thais. Edited May 16, 2023 by Frozendiva Typo 1 1 Link to comment
magemaud May 16, 2023 Share May 16, 2023 (edited) Despite Jordan being an “eyelash artist” I think her lashes look absolutely ridiculous. They’re just solid strips of black like she attached fabric to her eyelids. Like little individual visors. I never thought I’d say this, but Darcey’s look better. And the way she has to tilt her head back to see under them gives her a very derp expression. Edited May 16, 2023 by magemaud 1 2 Link to comment
Mahamid Frauded Me May 16, 2023 Share May 16, 2023 14 hours ago, endure said: This show is the worst, it's giving me a stomach ache and a migraine and narcolepsy. Kris, is that you? I fast forward through the two tops as I just can't stand Valentine. Jessica is insufferable, I hope Juan res-signs his contract for a world cruise. Jordan, don't lie to me Everton evah again, yet I am sure she is probably still pulling out sprinkled toast from her ass. I didn't even realize they snuck a new and sadly boring couple in. 2 2 Link to comment
magemaud May 16, 2023 Share May 16, 2023 I noticed on my closed captioning they’ve eliminated the pretentious capital L in the middle of Val’s name. 3 Link to comment
Shrek May 16, 2023 Share May 16, 2023 OMFG did she say $600,000 ??????? Surely that has to be a 90 day record for stupidity. 1 1 Link to comment
magemaud May 16, 2023 Share May 16, 2023 Totally off subject but I just had a thought...I wonder how "The Four Tops" got their name? 2 1 3 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker May 16, 2023 Share May 16, 2023 You all, I am so sorry. I was traveling all day yesterday and fell asleep right through the show last night. I finally caught up this afternoon and agree with you guys, this was a slow moving episode. Also, fuck you Jessica. I see another “influencer” blah blah blah. Proposing at the airport as soon as you land SCREAMS wimp to me. 2 Link to comment
bravofan27 May 16, 2023 Share May 16, 2023 I just found this show! Thoughts: Scott and Lidia- I'm not feeling Scott so I kind of like the interrogation. Lidia is clearly insecure and Scott is not the most caring person. He's there to have fun and get laid, and Nicole has sniffed it out. Love it. 1 1 Link to comment
endure May 17, 2023 Share May 17, 2023 18 hours ago, Hotel Snarker said: You all, I am so sorry. I was traveling all day yesterday and fell asleep right through the show last night. I finally caught up this afternoon and agree with you guys, this was a slow moving episode. Also, fuck you Jessica. I see another “influencer” blah blah blah. Proposing at the airport as soon as you land SCREAMS wimp to me. Cheap too, he could have at least brought her out for dinner. 17 hours ago, bravofan27 said: I just found this show! Thoughts: Scott and Lidia- I'm not feeling Scott so I kind of like the interrogation. Lidia is clearly insecure and Scott is not the most caring person. He's there to have fun and get laid, and Nicole has sniffed it out. Love it. I think Lidia and Nicole just want to stay on the show is more likely. 1 Link to comment
KateHearts May 17, 2023 Share May 17, 2023 On 5/15/2023 at 10:02 PM, magemaud said: Despite Jordan being an “eyelash artist” I think her lashes look absolutely ridiculous. They’re just solid strips of black like she attached fabric to her eyelids. Like little individual visors. I never thought I’d say this, but Darcey’s look better. And the way she has to tilt her head back to see under them gives her a very derp expression. Oh my gosh- I hate those fakety-fake eyelashes and where I live they seem to be the RAGE. I describe them as black bars across the eyelids. They look heavy and as if they would impair one's vision. Gotta love the haughty "Don't EVER LIE TO ME!" when each and every person who goes on this show is... a liar. Jordan omitted the little fact that she makes money by squatting on cakes for voyeurs and spends most of her time naked. Oopsie! Didn't tell ya! I am already fed up with Wyoming girl constantly reminding Juan that he is going to be a father, there is a baby coming, blah blah. These women all use the same playbook: get pregnant (usually by "accident," this one just said she was ready and the poor guy just aquiesced), insist that the guy give up his lifestyle, job and family to become a live-in babysitter. Then they wonder why the guy is miserable and they fight all the time. I'm really sick of VaLentine, Carlos and their stupid fights, garish outfits and sex talk. Get married and get off my screen. 2 Link to comment
magemaud May 20, 2023 Share May 20, 2023 (edited) Just dropped (okay, it was 9 months ago) for your listening...pleasure? Edited May 20, 2023 by magemaud 1 1 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker May 23, 2023 Share May 23, 2023 On 5/20/2023 at 2:30 PM, magemaud said: Just dropped (okay, it was 9 months ago) for your listening...pleasure? Was the Sojaboy Handbook consulted in this project? 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety May 23, 2023 Share May 23, 2023 April should just buy herself a bubble to live in so she doesn;;t have to concern herself with germs. She’s a doctor, folks! 1 1 Link to comment
Frozendiva May 23, 2023 Author Share May 23, 2023 After last night’s boredom…. Back for more. 1 1 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety May 23, 2023 Share May 23, 2023 Just now, Frozendiva said: After last night’s boredom…. Back for more. Me too. But it’s either this or cleaning up the kitchen, so…… 1 1 2 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker May 23, 2023 Share May 23, 2023 Anyone here for the subdued paradise drama? I’m a little late, but the only thing I missed was that CarLentine are tops. Amirite? 2 1 Link to comment
Frozendiva May 23, 2023 Author Share May 23, 2023 Just now, Auntie Anxiety said: April should just buy herself a bubble to live in so she doesn;;t have to concern herself with germs. She’s a doctor, folks! You need germs. A lot of old antibiotics do not work anymore. 2 Link to comment
LEILANI2 May 23, 2023 Share May 23, 2023 Just now, Frozendiva said: After last night’s boredom…. Back for more. I didn't bother finishing the tell all last night, it was just more of the same. 2 2 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker May 23, 2023 Share May 23, 2023 “Does your mom like to clean too?” What an opener! 1 minute ago, Frozendiva said: After last night’s boredom…. Back for more. I am seriously quitting after the Sunday finale. I will still be here for Monday until we finish out the rest of this dumpster fire though. 2 2 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety May 23, 2023 Share May 23, 2023 1 minute ago, Frozendiva said: You need germs. A lot of old antibiotics do not work anymore. Tell me about it! My dog is on her THIRD course of antibiotics/medications for resistant hookworm. We’ve been doing this for the better part of five months now. 1 2 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker May 23, 2023 Share May 23, 2023 “This looks like the poor part of your country”….. MA’AM THE ENTIRE COUNTRY LOOKS LIKE THAT. 1 2 Link to comment
Mr. Miner May 23, 2023 Share May 23, 2023 She can’t find anyone in the US that will put up with her shit? 4 1 Link to comment
Frozendiva May 23, 2023 Author Share May 23, 2023 1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said: “Does your mom like to clean too?” What an opener! I am seriously quitting after the Sunday finale. I will still be here for Monday until we finish out the rest of this dumpster fire though. I have been enjoying missing the live run and FFing the boring parts. Just miss the fine folks here. 2 3 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety May 23, 2023 Share May 23, 2023 Typical vegan. Like she’s so much more virtuous than the people who eat an animal-based diet. 4 1 Link to comment
Frozendiva May 23, 2023 Author Share May 23, 2023 Just now, Auntie Anxiety said: Typical vegan. Like she’s so much more virtuous than the people who eat an animal-based diet. Both diets have their pros and cons. 1 1 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker May 23, 2023 Share May 23, 2023 I’m meat free too but I don’t make vomit motions and laugh loudly. 4 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety May 23, 2023 Share May 23, 2023 Just now, Frozendiva said: Both diets have their pros and cons. Of course. But you’d never be able to convince a vegan of that. 1 2 2 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker May 23, 2023 Share May 23, 2023 1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said: Typical vegan. Like she’s so much more virtuous than the people who eat an animal-based diet. She looks like she can’t wait to shower in Lysol and burn her clothes when she leaves 1 3 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety May 23, 2023 Share May 23, 2023 VaLentine and Carlos, I stopped caring about halfway through last season. 2 1 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker May 23, 2023 Share May 23, 2023 1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said: VaLentine and Carlos, I stopped caring about halfway through last season. Your snark tops everything else about the show at this point. Oh, and speaking of tops! 1 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety May 23, 2023 Share May 23, 2023 Tonight I’m getting a rodent vibe from EScott.🦫 5 Link to comment
Frozendiva May 23, 2023 Author Share May 23, 2023 1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said: Tonight I’m getting a rodent vibe from EScott.🦫 Only tonight? My vibe of him is not that great. But then, it is the Chantel relatives and I did not watch the show. 1 Link to comment
Suzywriter May 23, 2023 Share May 23, 2023 Found you! I thought I was going to have to watch this tragedy alone with my sardines and green beans. 1 3 Link to comment
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