90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[SunnyBeBe]

What’s even worse is that I feel like I’ve seen this same scenario at least 10 times before. 

[Doublemint]

It's not even an hour into this boring mess.

[Auntie Anxiety]

BileDouche and Shae. Can’t wait to hear how his dysfunctional penis is her fault.

[kacesq]

Oh these two. Sigh. I wish we could’ve gotten a break from them between their inaugural season and the gravy train that is HEA.

[GrammyPammy]

Why is Bilal SMIRKING at Shaeeda’s nausea? Asshole/Sociopath

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

It's not even an hour into this boring mess.

I know, right. Ugh…I feel all over the place, and this trudge isn’t making it better.

[Pepper Mostly]

Peeps, if we have to watch an ultrasound I swear I'm gonna bail. 

WAIT SHE'S NAUSEOUS YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS SHE'S PREGNANT ALREADY I WROTE IT

[SunnyBeBe]

The idea of them fighting about a kid is so depressing.  They aren’t happy.  Why bring a child on board?  So ridiculous.

[charmed1]

I take it back. I’d rather hear about Jenny reverse cowgirling Sumit into spastic diarrhea than seeing Bilal on my tv.

[sainte-chapelle]

He is praying that she can’t have kids

[Auntie Anxiety]

BileDouche leaves the office to do a silent jig in the hallway.

[OneGuy]

i could tell these people exactly what the doctor is just based on her age.  There is no point to any of this.

[kacesq]

Are women still surprised to hear your chances of a first pregnancy go down as you age?

[Frozendiva]

Is adoption off the table?

[Gobi]

 Belial wants to high-five the doctor.

[kacesq]

I always side eye the professionals who appear on this trashtastic show.

[Doublemint]

Bilous looks like he's been convicted when he hears "6 months".

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Is adoption off the table?

I don’t think these two would consider it. Just a bunch.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

The idea of them fighting about a kid is so depressing.  They aren’t happy.  Why bring a child on board?  So ridiculous.

In the universe of idiots, babies make your marriage stronger and happier. 

[SunnyBeBe]

So, Bilil is going to say, so, that means we should wait longer, right.  

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

i could tell these people exactly what the doctor is just based on her age.  There is no point to any of this.

Right? Any issue of Cosmopolitan could do the same. 

Bilal you have never loved anyone in your whole shriveled, gaslighting, emotionally withholding life 

[kacesq]

Why do I feel like we’ll end the season with Shaeda knocked up?

[Frozendiva]

Bilal, she married you in good faith with the hope of starting a family. You left that out.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

i could tell these people exactly what the doctor is just based on her age.  There is no point to any of this.

Exactly. I refuse to believe that this guy is actually a doctor. I cannot.

Bile is dancing around the hallway in his mind.

[GrammyPammy]

I doubt Bilal has the kind of money required for fertility treatments. If he does, I can’t imagine he would agree to spend it on that. Shaeeda is screwed.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

In the universe of idiots, babies make your marriage stronger and happier. 

They are just a temporary distraction from your issues.

[CrazyInAlabama]

17 minutes ago, GrammyPammy said:

I thought diarrhea was forbidden in Sumit’s family…

Not forbidden, you just have to do your regular household duties, between bouts of liquid volcano torture.   At least according to Mama Sumit. 

[charmed1]

She should freeze her eggs and get a divorce. 

[kacesq]

Between Shaeda and that pair on Smothered I’m stunned by the amount of foundation slathered on. They look like they’re wearing rubber masks.

[Gobi]

"Where is the ring?"

"Probably in a bush."

"Aha! So, you are a lesbian!"

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, GrammyPammy said:

I doubt Bilal has the kind of money required for fertility treatments. If he does, I can’t imagine he would agree to spend it on that. Shaeeda is screwed.

Family wealth hahahaha

[endure]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I always side eye the professionals who appear on this trashtastic show.

Oh me too, do you think he is getting paid extra.... I can't imagine any Dr going on this crap show.

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Why do I feel like we’ll end the season with Shaeda knocked up?

Because @pepper mostly has called it!

[SunnyBeBe]

 I think egg retrieval and storage cost though.  Not sure how much.  Even if she froze them, he likely fight her about their custody,  

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, GrammyPammy said:

I doubt Bilal has the kind of money required for fertility treatments. If he does, I can’t imagine he would agree to spend it on that. Shaeeda is screwed.

Agreed, he seems too cheap to put out that kind of money for medical procedures, to create children he doesn't want.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, endure said:

Oh me too, do you think he is getting paid extra.... I can't imagine any Dr going on this crap show.

Including Barfeola’s father, Dr. Fred.

[SunnyBeBe]

I’m out of ice cream…..only Activia on hand….lol   Ugh…..

[GrammyPammy]

2 minutes ago, endure said:

Oh me too, do you think he is getting paid extra.... I can't imagine any Dr going on this crap show.

He needs $ for more cheek implants. Or for some hair plugs.

[Hotel Snarker]

Bilalzebub: “I’m certain I heard the doctor say we had six years, not six months.”

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kimbelly is planning to impress Mother Usman with her charm and beauty. Just kidding.

[Eldemarge]

Wardrobe lady refuses to let the cold shoulder look go.  I wonder how much she gets paid. 

It's too much.

[Gobi]

Another couple that I hate. Then again, I hate all of them.

[GrammyPammy]

Oh, boy, now Kimbelly is nauseous. And now, so am I!

[endure]

Bilal and Shaeda are so one track but I guess they all are.  They just never seem happy, not like Sumit & Jenny who actually play it up sometimes. And I don't want them having any babies either.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I see Kimbelly dressed in her formal T-shirt for the occasion.

[kacesq]

Pretty scarf.

[GrammyPammy]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Wardrobe lady refuses to let the cold shoulder look go.  I wonder how much she gets paid. 

It’s Tiffany!!!

[Frozendiva]

Usman is in love with getting to the US- at the expense of you.

[Doublemint]

If Kimbaaaly were Santa Claus, his Mother wouldn't like her!

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Why do I feel like we’ll end the season with Shaeda knocked up?

Because we are being expertly manipulated by the Sharp writer's room. We are emotionally invested in Bilal and Shaeeda's relationship and struggles. We'll laugh, we'll cry, when Shaeeda drops the news. According to the drunks and second raters who write this crap, anyway. 

4 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

She should freeze her eggs and get a divorce. 

But that would make sense! Can't have too much of that on a TLC show.