90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Hi peeps - the cow looks betta than Kimbellly!

Maybe UseMan could have a calf instead of a child. 

[kacesq]

I do appreciate that Andrei is drsssed nicely for his interview 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Seems like every 50+ woman (except for cougar Stephanie) on this show has looked ROUGH, but I guess that's why they think these men are prizes.

 I was with my friend today who is 63 and she looks like she could be Angela's daughter. I've said this before but Angela should just date some redneck she can meet at the local dive bar. But that wouldn't get her on television. 🙄

She could get on Maury or Dr. Phil if she dated her cousin or her daughter's ex. I mean, there are possibilities! (And yes I know she's already been on Maury or Jerry Springer or whatever). 

[Gobi]

The suspense is not killing me.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Maybe UseMan could have a calf instead of a child. 

Or a Minotaur!

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Wait I forgot what Andrei is interviewIng for? Doesn’t he already have his green card?

He had a temporary card for two years. Now he needs his permanent one 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I see Andrei is driving a leased Mercedes.

[Emmeline]

4 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Hey all,  y this time next week I will be in Paris France for 3 weeks. Will miss snarking and will have to catch up when I am back.

I’m sure that will be fabulous.  I have to say I’m jealous. Haven’t been overseas since before covid.

[Suzywriter]

Lib and Andreeeeeei are so stiff around each other. It's like they don 't even like each other. Lib always seems afraid that he's going to blow up.

Edited October 17, 2022 by Suzywriter

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh for fucks sake Libby. No one, NO ONE! buys this cockamamie story. 

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Emmeline said:

I’m sure that will be fabulous.  I have to say I’m jealous. Haven’t been overseas since before covid.

Have fun!

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Eating habit tonight is gluten-free Mac n Cheese

I had it too, tried a recipe today I found online for one pot mac & cheese (not gluten free I don't think) and it was good.

[Hotel Snarker]

I feel like this "oh no, Andrei's on the brink of deportation" storyline is fake drama. Nice try, TLC.

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And number one on his list of "cons" is that he's afraid Shaeeda will leave him. Unspoken? "I'm afraid I'll have to pay child support". How will he manage to hook wife number four? 

It’s the most astounding gaslighting in history. He has somehow managed to blame his issues with having children on Shaeeda. I don’t know how she stays with him.

[Doublemint]

The struggling couple gets out of a Mercedes SUV for the immigration interview.....

[Tuneful]

The cow market scene w/ Useman and Dim, and meeting Abu and Bello, was worth the entire rest of the season of putting up with them. 

"We want an average cow...a moderate cow." "Oh, I like that one. He's the loudest. Like me." "Count all the money in her wallet. Give me a phone number, and one of you will deliver it tomorrow."  

lol...and the outfits were A-1...

Edited October 17, 2022 by Tuneful

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Emmeline said:

I’m sure that will be fabulous.  I have to say I’m jealous. Haven’t been overseas since before covid.

Me too, I haven’t even left the province since Covid 

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh for fucks sake Libby. No one, NO ONE! buys this cockamamie story. 

Lib! Liz! Liv! I couldn't remember her name! Thanks

[Gobi]

"Are you a lesbian?"

"No."

"Are you bisexual?"

"No."

"Are you polyamorous?"

"No."

"So, no chance of a threesome, then?"

[Frozendiva]

Leftovers from my cousin’s birthday bbq this evening.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Finally finished watching The Outlaws on Prime. I really enjoyed it.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Liz and Andreeeeeei are so stiff around each other. It's like they don 't even like each other. Liz always seems afraid that he's going to blow up.

Meh. Its because they're crappy actors, the two of them. 

[sainte-chapelle]

4 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Liz and Andreeeeeei are so stiff around each other. It's like they don 't even like each other. Liz always seems afraid that he's going to blow up.

I have a feeling she was bullied by her witch sisters her whole life…so she married one who will stand up to them.

Edited October 17, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[Suzywriter]

10 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Will Kim name the cow like BGL named Barney the Goat? 

Did BGL bring livestock too?

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

The struggling couple gets out of a Mercedes SUV for the immigration interview.....

Yeah, no. This is fake. 100% fake.

[SunnyBeBe]

Yeah, it’s been a rough week.  I’m so stressed, I’m even looking forward to the train wreck, if it’ll distract me.  I won’t go into details, but people are really really hurting in some parts of the country this week.  Hopefully, this crazy bunch will bring some laughter.  

[Doublemint]

@saint-chapelle have a wonderful trip!  Bon Voyage!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"Are you a lesbian?"

"No."

"Are you bisexual?"

"No."

"Are you polyamorous?"

"No."

"So, no chance of a threesome, then?"

That is always the subtext with Ed, isn't it? He thinks Liz being bi would be, you know, kinda hot. Yecch.

[kacesq]

Ugh, Pred. Why is he on this show? I hate him.

[xls]

Does Immigration really ask all those dumb questions from the movie Green Card?

Like your wife's favorite colors, skin cream and shit? 

Ffs they're married have a kid, jobs and same household how much more American citizen does he have to get

[Hotel Snarker]

I hate Ed. So much. I can’t explain how insecure he has to be to start accusing of her being involved with every person she has a heated conversation with. It’s not even fun to watch anymore.

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Did BGL bring livestock too?

Yup! 

[sainte-chapelle]

Liz used to be cute…now she looks like a three dollar hooker

[Gobi]

"She's out walking by herself, with just a film crew for company."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ed and Liz live for the drama. They can’’t relate to each other without drama and liquor. 

[Armchair Critic]

Ed throwing her under the bus, I don't believe he is that worried about her.

[kacesq]

That house is messy!

[Frozendiva]

Liz, true love is not doing everything for someone. That is called being a doormat.

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, xls said:

Like your wife's favorite colors, skin cream and shit?

I’ve been married 45 years (last week) and my husband probably couldn’t pass the test 

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"She's out walking by herself, with just a film crew for company."

Exactly!  Yet the engagement ring is gone, gone, because nobody was filming, of course.

[Doublemint]

She's "just over it"  - what about us?   WE'RE JUST OVER IT TOO!

[Gobi]

I was expecting the dog to be bleeped.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Can someone just stuff Ed into the nearest gym locker and call it a day?

[Pepper Mostly]

The first thing he does is tell her that SHE ruined the party and everything is HER fault. He just gets more detestable and loathesome by the week. 

And, somewhere in Mexico, Kaory is thanking whatever gods she holds in most reverence for her escape. 

[Armchair Critic]

Why is Ed even on this show when he is dating an American who lives in the United States?

[magemaud]

I hate unmade beds! 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

The first thing he does is tell her that SHE ruined the party and everything is HER fault. He just gets more detestable and loathesome by the week. 

And, somewhere in Mexico, Kaory is thanking whatever gods she holds in most reverence for her escape. 

Liz is damaged. Kaory is a beautiful confident woman, she would never put up with this.

[kacesq]

His job is in management? Wtf does that have to do with anything?

[Gobi]

It's uncomfortable watching a father fighting with his daughter.

[Frozendiva]

Ed has no business approving Liz’s friends.

[Pepper Mostly]

Ed: Why do you hang out with people you shouldn't hang out with? 

Pepper Mostly: If the shoe fits, Ed. Look in the mirror.