90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[sainte-chapelle]

What bank account Ceasar…I am dying here. He is a delusional moron

[Auntie Anxiety]

Are they still fighting about the future other wives? Kimbelly’s friends must be laughing their asses off.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Caesar, take off the fooking hat!

Why? It's so amusing.

[sainte-chapelle]

I am pretty sure I can pack my luggage in Kim’s eye bags….ok that probably makes no sense but wine 

[OneGuy]

Kimbally is in a perpetual existential crisis.

[Gobi]

"I think it's all on the zip line now. Or is that Jenny's storyline?"

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I am pretty sure I can pack my luggage in Kim’s eye bags….ok that probably makes no sense but wine 

She Mrs Eye bags 2022 or camel face

[Frozendiva]

Kimbaaaly, no one makes you look stupid. It's how you react to things. No need to throw drinks at someone. You knew who he was when you wanted to be his 'potential' girlfriend.

[Suzywriter]

Thank you, everyone.  Your snark has kept me sane through a looooong journey. 

[Hotel Snarker]

So silly watching Usman chase his meal ticket. I mean potential. Or first wife? Who knows?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Caesar, take off the fooking hat!

Caesar wants someone to love him for him, not for his bank account. I am sure that, when he said that, I heard the voices of my Primetimer peeps across the miles shrieking "WHAT  bank account, you foolish brain damaged mollusk?"

[Mr. Miner]

Kimberly’s all up in Nigeria looking like Milton Berle and shit.

[OneGuy]

"I bought all new clothes.  Therefore, we need to get married."

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I am pretty sure I can pack my luggage in Kim’s eye bags….ok that probably makes no sense but wine 

My 99yo father would refer to them as “valises.”

[magemaud]

Kim means business! She got her NAILS done! 

[sainte-chapelle]

Ok we aren’t 2 having a temper tantrum Kim…you immature saggy faced shrew. We don’t assault people….period.

[Doublemint]

She had her hair done?   She should fire the hairdresser.   But did she give up her car?

[Frozendiva]

Usman, if a child is so important to you, find a woman closer to your age.

[Hotel Snarker]

Kimbaaaaaly, maybe you should go find a man who doesn’t adhere to this lifestyle then.

[Suzywriter]

15 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Does Sumit have life insurance on Jenny? That’s why he trying to kill her????

Sounds like you had a great day! I had to work all day today.

I did too, but that's okay...gotta pay the internet bill to keep the snark alive. 

[sainte-chapelle]

My heart breaks for Yara..no snark there

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Kimbaaaaaly, maybe you should go find a man who doesn’t adhere to this lifestyle then.

She knows he is a semi practising Muslim man, she knows of the Nigerian traditions. If she doesn't want it, let him go.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

"I bought all new clothes.  Therefore, we need to get married."

Sounds logical. 

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Kim means business! She got her NAILS done! 

Feh. When she gives up her car, call me. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Usman is throwing away his chance at a green card happiness. He needs to reconsider his options.

[GrammyPammy]

6 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

the Canadian has-been exotic dancer.

Who is end-stage kidney disease and needs a transplant.

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Usman, if a child is so important to you, find a woman closer to your age.

Calling Zara! 

[Suzywriter]

That gross big toe is now telling Liz that her *body* needs work? He needs to STFU. Just STFU.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

She had her hair done?   She should fire the hairdresser.   But did she give up her car?

But had her hair done as what? Did she wander into a stage prop workshop and say "Make my hair a tumbleweed, or a past its prime birds nest"?

Edited September 26, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[Frozendiva]

Today is Rapture day. Guess there will be another date set soon.

[Doublemint]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

But had her hair done as what? Did she wander into a stage prop workshop and say "Make my hair a tumbleweed"?

Maybe it's the dye job.   There's no "do" there for sure.

[GrammyPammy]

5 minutes ago, magemaud said:

She got her NAILS done! 

RE-done, actually!😂

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ed concerned about Liz’s weight. Welp, for one thing it’s the pot calling the kettle black and for another, she can lose the weight but he can’t lose his douchieness.

[tvrox]

41 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Guess who’s back? Back again. Moldovans back, tell a friend!

Yay!! How were your trips? 

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

That gross big toe is now telling Liz that her *body* needs work? He needs to STFU. Just STFU.

He is a fat alcoholic misogynistic piece of trash.

[magemaud]

By “done” I think Kim means she had her gray hair dyed black 

[Auntie Anxiety]

@Angry Moldovan, happy to be back? Didn’t you miss Liz’s porn moves?

Edited September 26, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[Frozendiva]

I hate exercise classes.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

That gross big toe is now telling Liz that her *body* needs work? He needs to STFU. Just STFU.

He is REVOLTING. That red faced, panting, greasy haired, mouth breathing, gross old fuck has nothing to say to anyone about their body. Pig. 

[xls]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Caesar wants someone to love him for him, not for his bank account. I am sure that, when he said that, I heard the voices of my Primetimer peeps across the miles shrieking "WHAT  bank account, you foolish brain damaged mollusk?"

He's a nail technician, nothing wrong with that just don't sound like a six figure income job, ffs!

BTW doesn't he meet lots of women on his job ,you'd think?

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, tvrox said:

Yay!! How were your trips? 

Brilliant. I love Paris and Cork

[Hotel Snarker]

Fuck PrEd.

[Bees52]

That was a class? With no-class Liz. 😒

[Frozendiva]

Of course Ed doesn't want to see anyone grow or succeed. They will outgrow *him*.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

@Angry Moldovan, happy to be back?

I am happy to see my puppers but Dayton isn’t so excotic

[sainte-chapelle]

Funny that Liz seemed to slim down and look and feel better when she was not with Ed….very telling…stress and alcohol are very hard on the body.

Edited September 26, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Today is Rapture day. Guess there will be another date set soon.

Oh fuck me, I missed the Rapture? I hate when that happens. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Is Ed gonna call her a lesbian because she twerked on her friend?

[charmed1]

When I was in middle school, the boys gym uniform shirts were reversible so they could play competitively. When they would play basketball we would always peek in the gym because we knew at least half of them would be taking off their shirts to reverse them. Looking at Usman’s little pre-pubescent chest and arms took me back to that moment. 

[Frozendiva]

Liz, you broke up with the jerk 8 times. You went back to him 7 times too many.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Run, Forrest Liz, run! This joke of a relationship is toxic.