90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[OneGuy]

At least Yve acknowledges the "things" they need to figure out are significant.

[Frozendiva]

He's been here a month and already needs to visit mom?

[kacesq]

These two are boring.

[OneGuy]

I think Mohamed should angle for a Vegas wedding.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I’ve not run across Tharan as a name before...

Reminds me...

[greekmom]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

He's been here a month and already needs to visit mom?

She does cook and pamper him

[Hotel Snarker]

Tharan reacting to the tension of these two idiots.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yve should call Mohamed’s bluff. “You want to go? I’ll drive you to the airport.”

[Zombness]

Rreally Mohammed....you just got here and you want to go back to your mommy???

[Gobi]

Just now, kacesq said:

These two hours are boring.

FTFY.

[greekmom]

Honestly Yve, save your money for the divorce. 

You'll need it.

[Grifter Lives]

Yves' bridesmaids will be her drunken friends.  

[kacesq]

Oh Yve...I have faith you’ll get married again....

[Pepper Mostly]

She wants it to be "special" but hasn't lifted a finger to plan. OK.

[Hotel Snarker]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

What is it that Bilal HAS, exactly? A leased car and a closet full of knockoffs? Please.

Very expensive and important Louis Vuitton luggage that Shaeeda needs to ease up with pulling the zippers.

[Doublemint]

Oh get married at the courthouse and have the party later.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

She does cook and pamper him

She must need a big pot.

[mmecorday]

This looks like a real classy joint.

[OneGuy]

When Yve and Mohamad talk to the cameras like the other isn't there, you know there's a problem.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Oh Yve...I have faith you’ll get married again....

If it can happen to raw dawg Lisa, it can happen to Yve.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

He's been here a month and already needs to visit mom?

She cooks his meals, makes his bed, tells him he’s a man among men and she keeps the bidet in working order. Of course he misses his mom.

[Hotel Snarker]

The way these two talk about each other in the third person while they’re sitting right next to one another.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Very expensive and important Louis Vuitton luggage that Shaeeda needs to ease up with pulling the zippers.

You can get AAA fakes.

[OneGuy]

Has "Vivint" always been blurred out or did they just wise up?

[greekmom]

Just now, OneGuy said:

Has "Vivint" always been blurred out or did they just wise up?

They just wised up

[Auntie Anxiety]

John (from Bawstin🎶) always seems loaded. He’s drunk, right? or is he always like this?

[kacesq]

Why do I feel like we’ll be saddled with Patrick’s brother on future episodes of Pillow Talk?

[Hotel Snarker]

The John & Patrick backstory is so mysterious and sounds pretty rough.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Yves' bridesmaids will be her drunken friends.  

With their boobs popping out of their two sizes too small dresses, straight from the House of Eleven Bridal Collection.

[Frozendiva]

Why tell the family after she gets married?

[kacesq]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

John (from Bawstin🎶) always seems loaded. He’s drunk, right? or is he always like this?

Both.

[Gobi]

Just now, OneGuy said:

Has "Vivint" always been blurred out or did they just wise up?

It's in honor of John's blurry drunk vision.

[OneGuy]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

John (from Bawstin🎶) always seems loaded. He’s drunk, right? or is he always like this?

He's a caricature.

[greekmom]

I gotta ask. I get why Patrick gives a crap but why does Boston and the other dude give a crap??

[Auntie Anxiety]

No one in Boston says, “You AHHHH” like John. No one.

Edited July 4, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[Hotel Snarker]

Why the hell doesn’t Patrick just talk to the father?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

John (from Bawstin🎶) always seems loaded. He’s drunk, right? or is he always like this?

He's always drunk. 

[Mr. Miner]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

She cooks his meals, makes his bed, tells him he’s a man among men and she keeps the bidet in working order. Of course he misses his mom.

She takes tissues out of her purse and licks it and wipes his face.

[OoogleEyes]

Mancode. Jesus, dude, ask his permission to marry his daughter 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OneGuy said:

He's a caricature.

Believe me, he's not. Guys like John are a dime a dozen around here. 

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

No one in Boston says, You AHHHH” like John. No one.

Ewe aaaaaahhhhh! Ya gettin gray haiiii!

[Zombness]

I have to say that John is right!!!!

[Suzywriter]

I didn't tell my mother that I was getting married until I was married.  She was overbearing and difficult. I wonder if Thais is in a similar boat. 

Patrick family is one replica after another, including the brother in law.

[OneGuy]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Believe me, he's not. Guys like John are a dime a dozen around here. 

I believe you.

[Gobi]

I'm guessing that all but two of those glasses on the table are John's.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Mr. Miner said:

She takes tissues out of her purse and licks it and wipes his face.

My kids used to call that move a “spit bath.”

[Grifter Lives]

John from Boston gets more airtime than Thais, and he's more engaging.  

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

No one in Boston says, “You AHHHH” like John. No one.

Oh, they do. You maybe haven't spent enough time around the Nawth Shoah. And add about six Bud Lights. He might be laying it on a little thick but he's not too far off. 

[CrazyInAlabama]

20 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Do Jabroni and Miona have anything in common other than their matching outfits?

Yes, they're both delusional about their prospect of being rich and famous, and living in a mansion in L.A.    I've assumed that mommy and daddy Jibri sponsored Miona, and they're supporting both of them living in their house, so Jibri and Miona can stop talking about how many followers they have, and how special they are.  

Edited July 4, 2022 by CrazyInAlabama

[Eldemarge]

I miss Massachusetts now.  :(