90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[My Girls]

Stuck up little balloon bitch.

[Hotel Snarker]

It’s pretty funny to me she went from cheerleader to balloon artist.

[JennyMominFL]

3 minutes ago, Welshman in Ca said:

Prove it. 🤣🤣🤣

I mean, i dont put them out there, but when you have a chest of a certain size its hard sometimes. In Fl its hot so it means a lot of tank tops under things to keep everything in place.

Edited May 30, 2022 by JennyMominFL

[Gobi]

"I'm stressed right now because it's almost noon and I haven't had a drink yet."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wonder of they’ll card Guillermo at the reunion.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I don't know if this makes me a prude but if I was going to meet my friend's man for the first time, I wouldn't come to the restaurant with my boobs front and center.  It feels tacky tacky tacky.

It IS tacky tacky tacky, that's why. They make Darcey and Stacey's friend look like Princess Grace. 

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Jesus, is Kara on speed? 

Who cares what any of the feebs you went to high school with think? Jesus, my 50th reunion is coming up next month and I'd rather be torn apart by wild beast than go. 

I want to want to go to mine, but I can't. I just can't. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Guillermo should start popping the balloons every time she says something bitchy. They would all be gone in a few minutes.

[Angry Moldovan]

I was momentarily distracted and I thought I heard speedy Gonzales but nope it’s the ballooners 

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, Kara, its been ten fucking years. Don't call him your "ex". He's your high school boyfriend. Does anyone else think that's ridiculous? I don't call my HS boyfriend my ex. It just sounds so silly to me. 

[Gobi]

Looks like we get to see a horse's ass this episode. And his grandmother.

Edited May 30, 2022 by Gobi

[greekmom]

Kara's life that highschool was the best time in her life is sad.

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I don't know if this makes me a prude but if I was going to meet my friend's man for the first time, I wouldn't come to the restaurant with my boobs front and center.  It feels tacky tacky tacky.

Plating up your old titties like they are a dessert buffet does not make them any less old titties. 

[Doublemint]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

I want to want to go to mine, but I can't. I just can't. 

I went to mine and it was a disappointment.  People I wanted to see weren't there.  I saw lots of casual friends, which was nice, but it could have been better.  

[Frozendiva]

Just now, greekmom said:

Kara's life that highschool was the best time in her life is sad.

She was popular, she was fun, she partied, she was cute.... now, she has to compete with folks in the real world.

[Grifter Lives]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

It’s pretty funny to me she went from cheerleader to balloon artist.

Luckily, her balloon artist career coincides with her high school reunion, because the venue already had the band, bartender, barista, and dancer.

[For Cereals]

The balloons just seem so wasteful especially given the helium shortage and I just picture mylar causing issues.  But damn that was a little cold that she just stabbed them and didn’t stop to explain.

[greekmom]

The only nice thing I can say about Jibri is that he stands up for Mimosa.

We have not seen that in AGES.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Jesus, Kara, its been ten fucking years. Don't call him your "ex". He's your high school boyfriend. Does anyone else think that's ridiculous? I don't call my HS boyfriend my ex. It just sounds so silly to me. 

Kara is fixated at high school, thus calling her high school bf her “ex.” She hasn’t matured at all.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

It IS tacky tacky tacky, that's why. They make Darcey and Stacey's friend look like Princess Grace. 

It screams desperation 

[Hotel Snarker]

I knew Kara was gonna be a psycho bitch. I could sense it from the beginning.

[Suzywriter]

I'll Take You There still owns the room.

[OneGuy]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Jesus, Kara, its been ten fucking years. Don't call him your "ex". He's your high school boyfriend. Does anyone else think that's ridiculous? I don't call my HS boyfriend my ex. It just sounds so silly to me. 

We're in an age where people want to make every relationship they've ever been in something extremely meaningful.  It gives them the perception of more value.

Edited May 30, 2022 by OneGuy

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

I'll Take You There still owns the room.

Geez, it’s been a minute since I heard that song.

[Welshman in Ca]

I thought she said she dated half the high school. 

[tvrox]

HI all! Happy Memorial Day. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Apparently, Miona DOES know how to cover up.

[Grifter Lives]

Jabroni had tattoos at Age 8.

[Suzywriter]

I despise the "eat you up" commercial. I hate when people coo that they are going to eat or bite babies. I know that it's a pun in this case, but I still HATE it.

It's triggering to me because it's SCARY and VIOLENT sounding, and it makes me want to coo "I'm going to kick you if you come near me."

[Hotel Snarker]

AHHHH, THAT LLAMA WAS SO CUTE!

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Apparently, Miona DOES know how to cover up.

Is she wearing her pink cowboy boots?

[For Cereals]

I hope these getups are cheap Shein stuff.  Why not save the money?  

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Welshman in Ca said:

I thought she said she dated had sex with half the high school. 

FTFY

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Welshman in Ca said:

I thought she said she dated half the high school. 

Maybe her "ex" is the high school.

[Frozendiva]

Jibby and Miona look more like fashion victims in the matchy jackets.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Kara's life that highschool was the best time in her life is sad.

hey, I had a BLAST in high school. I had a great bunch of friends, we ran the student newspaper, we were total gadflies at school committee meetings, always in trouble for being rabble rousers, I had a cool BF, and never went to class. I graduated because they wanted to see the back of me, I swear. But life goes on, new adventures, all that. Kara peaked too soon, looks like. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Fashion is my passion. Look out Dior there’s a new couple in town

[Hotel Snarker]

Damn, she seems like a fun grandma.

[kacesq]

Hello all! I hate holiday weekends. I hate neighbors. Maybe I should move to South Dakota...

[Gobi]

Debris looks like he's wearing a baby's knitted pink cap.

[JennyMominFL]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

hey, I had a BLAST in high school. I had a great bunch of friends, we ran the student newspaper, we were total gadflies at school committee meetings, always in trouble for being rabble rousers, I had a cool BF, and never went to class. I graduated because they wanted to see the back of me, I swear. But life goes on, new adventures, all that. Kara peaked too soon, looks like. 

My HS experience was more like Eleven in Stranger Things.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Hello all! I hate holiday weekends. I hate neighbors. Maybe I should move to South Dakota...

SISTER FROM ANOTHER MISTER!! I hate holidays!

[greekmom]

Just now, JennyMominFL said:

My HS experience was more like Eleven in Stranger Things.

Never watched that show but my HS experience was shit.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Grandma Jabroni is refreshing.

[mmecorday]

Why do women want to look like Bratz dolls?

[Gobi]

"I'm definitely a bitch person and I want a bitch wedding."

[kacesq]

I’m so over this attitude that everyone deserves a “dream wedding.”

[Suzywriter]

Thank you, Grandma Jibri, for supporting her daughter while still offering her view.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Never watched that show but my HS experience was shit.

I am fortunate to have attended the best high school ever! Such a glorious high school.

[kacesq]

Oh Lord Emily and her tits.