90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[judylo]

19 hours ago, magemaud said:

No, that’s Christian (who was with Cleo) with a new haircut 

And looking terrible!

Hi everyone!

[Pepper Mostly]

"He tickles my loins"???? Help, I think I'm blacking out. We START with "he tickles my loins"?? Where is this thing HEADED? 

[MagicEyes]

I ate too much cherry pie. It's not good to be nauseated at the start of this show. It's only going to get worse. 

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

"He tickles my loins"???? Help, I think I'm blacking out. We START with "he tickles my loins"?? Where is this thing HEADED? 

Sir Loin of Beef?

Miss Debbie knocked back some liquid fire.

[Pepper Mostly]

These people are ridiculous. You went on a couple of dates! He does not have to answer for anything! 

Tim's punking us all, right? That fur coat! Is he a pimp now? 

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

These people are ridiculous. You went on a couple of dates! He does not have to answer for anything! 

Tim's punking us all, right? That fur coat! Is he a pimp now? 

But his makeup is right on point!

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, Tyray. He wants to make a play for Natalie. He thinks he'll help her remove the "toxicness" from her life. 

 

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, Tyray. He wants to make a play for Natalie. He thinks he'll help her remove the "toxicness" from her life. 

Bless his heart! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OneGuy said:

But his makeup is right on point!

He totally gets his brows microbladed. And he manscapes. 

Deb's wearing knee highs and I am dead. 

[judylo]

Another fan! Miss Debbie’s, that is. Orange and hideous.

[Pepper Mostly]

SKINTIGHT CATSUIT FOR CHANTEL! 

[MagicEyes]

What happened with Ruben? It sounds like he has a some hidden secrets!

[Pepper Mostly]

Jamal would have hit Tim, Tim would have gone down like a tree and cried like a little girl. 

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He totally gets his brows microbladed. And he manscapes. 

 

Looks like he had some hardwiring done.

[OneGuy]

I'm so glad for this.  I don't get to see Shaun's adept interviewing more than a few times a year.

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

SKINTIGHT CATSUIT FOR CHANTEL! 

So much fabric for so little coverage! 

[Eldemarge]

24 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hola peeps! Boy did I miss the snark with the Sunday night crew! I have a nice cold pitcher of Snarktinis and the Snarkometer is charged up and ready to go! Lets do this! Has everyone had a nice weekend? 

My new boyfriend came by this weekend and put up curtains for me and also carried a heavy table down a flight of stairs for me. :D  THATS RIGHT, SERVE ME

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Shawn: Did Tim have a lot to say about that? 

Pepper Mostly: When doesn't he have a lot to say? About anything? Sheesh. 

[Suzywriter]

Chantel...is that awful makeup or a tragic nose job?

[OneGuy]

It always sounds like it's such a chore for life coach Tim to enunciate.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

I'm so glad for this.  I don't get to see Shaun's adept interviewing more than a few times a year.

Its a master class. I hope you're taking notes on her technique. 

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Chantel...is that awful makeup or a tragic nose job?

Yes. 

[Eldemarge]

Do I hate Debbie's outfit?  Or love it?  I am so confused.  I tend to skew "tacky" sometimes.

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Chantel...is that awful makeup or a tragic nose job?

Maybe both! 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

My new boyfriend came by this weekend and put up curtains for me and also carried a heavy table down a flight of stairs for me. :D  THATS RIGHT, SERVE ME

 

How is he at opening jars? (Seriously, so happy for you!)

[OneGuy]

When Debbie referred to dating 101, was that an age-related group or what?

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

So much fabric for so little coverage! 

You can count on our Chantel to wear something that would fit comfortably in a number ten envelope. 

[MagicEyes]

Are Luisa and Jamal dating now?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh god, Tim's dyed his hair and beard. 

Luisa and Jamal are getting it on backstage. 

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

You can count on our Chantel to wear something that would fit comfortably in a number ten envelope. 

And it would never need more than one stamp to mail. 

[Eldemarge]

They BETTER not show a flashback to that tongue-nightmare kiss from Tim.

[MagicEyes]

I hate it when Mom and Dad fight. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

They BETTER not show a flashback to that tongue-nightmare kiss from Tim.

Oh, you know they will. Tim must have some kompromat on someone at Sharp. 

Just now, MagicEyes said:

I hate it when Mom and Dad fight. 

Can't we just have ONE DINNER without fighting? (Throws up hands, pushes out chair, runs from room weeping)

[magemaud]

6 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

My new boyfriend came by this weekend and put up curtains for me and also carried a heavy table down a flight of stairs for me. :D  THATS RIGHT, SERVE ME

 

This guy is a keeper! 

6 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Chantel...is that awful makeup or a tragic nose job?

Glam Squad strikes again! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Jamal's coming in hot! 

Come on Tim, Jamal could break your arm without even breathing hard. Beating your chest is not a good look for you. Go to a hipster bar, drink a Negroni, talk loudly about jazz or "infinite Jest". Stay in your lane. 

Edited March 19, 2024 by Pepper Mostly

[Eldemarge]

Coming up:  Chantel's CPU overloads, 36 instances of Chrome are running, words have slowed to a CRAWL.  JUST REBOOT IT.

Edited March 19, 2024 by Eldemarge

[Suzywriter]

Jamal and Luisa should connect.

Everything at panera looks like it has had fat injections.

[sainte-chapelle]

I don’t love Tim but he did raise a child….Jamal,just likes to spew poison and state how great he is while being unable to hold a job and relying on mommy to support him. He shouldn’t be talking. He is totally trying to get into Luisa’s pants

Edited March 19, 2024 by sainte-chapelle

[magemaud]

Daddy Roloff can’t figure out why his kids hate him 

[MagicEyes]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Jamal and Luisa should connect.

I'm sure that's where this is going. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I don’t love Tim but he did raise a child….Jamal,just likes to spew poison and state how great he is while being unable to hold a job and relying on mommy to support him. He shouldn’t be talking. He is totally trying to get into Luisa’s pants

Jamal has probably already succeeded. He's a horndog. 

[For Cereals]

Just started but I’m kind of over Miss Debbie 

[magemaud]

5 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Coming up:  Chantel's CPU overloads, 36 instances of Chrome are running, words have slowed to a CRAWL.  JUST REBOOT IT.

She might have malware installed 

[Pepper Mostly]

The look on Tim's face! He looks like Dan Quayle did when Lloyd Bentsen said "you're no Jack Kennedy". Like a little boy whose ice cream fell off the cone. 

[MagicEyes]

What is Luisa's problem? Does she get paid extra to stir up trouble?

[Eldemarge]

What is Jamal getting so excited about, honestly.  I just think he likes to complain.

[OneGuy]

Jamal is laughable in his try-to-hard, tough guy, masculinity.  His insecurity is evident.

[magemaud]

Chantel only wants to be with an orphan who is not friends with his ex 

[sainte-chapelle]

Why do Jamal and Luisa care about Tim and Veronica’s relationship? Like…they know they are toxic that’s why they aren’t together.

[MagicEyes]

Chantel thinks she's superior to everyone else here. Like she's not also on a trashy reality show. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OneGuy said:

Jamal is laughable in his try-to-hard, tough guy, masculinity.  His insecurity is evident.

Oh of course! But Tim's absolute inability to handle him is hysterical. 

Just now, magemaud said:

Chantel only wants to be with an orphan who is not friends with his ex 

But he should be foreign and "tickle her loins". Where's @Auntie Anxiety? Her challenge is to work THAT phrase into a conversation this week!