90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Red Bridey]

Who the hell is Brandi? And Brooklyn, Brandi's daughter?

I am *very* disappointed in you, Anali. You will regret this decision until your divorce.

 

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

She showed up. Color me not shocked.

Would have been nice of the producer and film crew to let Clayton know she was coming.

So...how did Anali get cleaned up so fast?

[Bees52]

All this drama, and it was just a matter  of Anali's hair & makeup team was late.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nice that the landscapers were able to given some time off to attend the wedding.

[Gobi]

"You may now kiss the guinea pigs."

[tvrox]

46 minutes ago, judylo said:

Hi everyone, popping in early so I can type out my tale of woe. Friday was the closing for the transfer of my coop apartment from my mom to me (I have lived here 30+ years!). A good thing, but a monthslong, stressful, complicated process, and in the short term, I’m poorer. Anyway, just as I was about to leave for my car service to the coop attorney’s office in downtown Manhattan (I am in Brooklyn), I found the elevator was not working.

So I had to walk down six long flights of stairs. Because of various injuries, plus stairs phobia, I haven’t taken stairs in years. And my legs are still weak from a pelvis bone break and not enough walking and exercise. So now my thighs are killing me. And the elevator, which worked intermittently on Friday, so I could take it upstairs when I returned, is now well and truly out. In fact, a resident got caught in between floors and had to get out via a ladder!

We may find out tomorrow how long the elevator will be out, because it looks like it has serious problems. Meanwhile, I have kept postponing my grocery delivery (they won’t walk up to the sixth floor), and I have to send postclosing coop tax forms via Fedex, and I have an ultrasound for Tuesday … and my legs are too wobbly, at least for now, to try the stairs anytime soon …

And my almost 92 year old mom in Michigan just got Covid! I need snark and hugs, my friends!

 

I'm sorry, that's a lot! Hang in there. And I hope your mom feels better soon. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Clayton couldn't even stretch to a goddamn tie? Sweet tap dancing Jesus. Do the guinea pigs have ties? 

[Red Bridey]

Clayton has a father?

[Suzywriter]

His little face. 

He's on par with the guinea pigs in her eyes.

[SunnyBeBe]

I wonder how many eye rolls going on in the congregation.  

[judylo]

How I hate white subtitles on a whit or light background! Unreadable!

[tvrox]

At least everyone is appropriately dressed for Clayton's wedding. 

[kacesq]

The officiant is very dressed up. Needs a backwards baseball cap.

[Pepper Mostly]

Clayton's mama is sitting there plotting Anali's murder. Don't be fooled. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Red Bridey said:

Clayton has a father?

And all this time I thought he sprang from a test tube.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Clayton couldn't even stretch to a goddamn tie? Sweet tap dancing Jesus. Do the guinea pigs have ties? 

Sensory processing disorder

[Gobi]

And he thought he wasn't getting enough sex before the wedding.

[CrazyInAlabama]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

What kind of shit cheapass limo did they get? Driver doesn't even open her door and help her out? 

He's probably another production assistant, and opening the door isn't in his contract.  

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

And all this time I thought he sprang from a test tube.

In a walk in closet.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, tvrox said:

At least everyone is appropriately dressed for Clayton's wedding. 

Except the officiant, in his polo shirt with his undershirt showing. Klassy.

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Clayton's mama is sitting there plotting Anali's murder. Don't be fooled. 

Yes, but she's plotting everybody's murder. Anali isn't special. 

[magemaud]

Every time I see that heavyset blonde in the audience, I think it’s the OG Nicole. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

A surprise? A new guinea pig?

[Red Bridey]

Did they drag the officiant off the golf course?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Sensory processing disorder

I get that, but there are ways to dress up and not look like you just forgot your tie! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

When does the llama make a cameo appearance?

[OneGuy]

Is this Breaking Amish?

[kacesq]

I am a NJ Italian. We have very elaborate weddings. I try not to judge other weddings but…it’s not always easy. 

[sainte-chapelle]

4 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Not a fan of people who arrive late at their own wedding.  🥴

Agree….my ceremony started right on time and people were actually not allowed in if they were late until after the ceremony ( I didn’t do this the venue did) they later said they were late because they expected me to be late….ok no…3 pm means 3 pm

Just now, OneGuy said:

Is this Breaking Amish?

Dead

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

What kind of shit cheapass limo did they get? Driver doesn't even open her door and help her out? 

I'm so dysfunctional, I didn't know he was supposed to!

[Auntie Anxiety]

That looks like a really happening wedding reception. Zzzzzzzz

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

Clayton has a father?

Believe it or not, Violet had two men marry her! 

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

When does the llama make a cameo appearance?

The llama showed up briefly. (It's a balloon)

[Bees52]

Aww how cute! Clayton tried to did a traditional Peruvian dance for his bride.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

When does the llama make a cameo appearance?

Hermana loca really dropped the ball. 

[kacesq]

Citra’s dad wants him to be faithful to the faith he converted to three minutes ago…I thought we were done with Citra and Sam.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

When does the llama make a cameo appearance?

There was a llama balloon at the reception.

[sainte-chapelle]

Anali looks horrified…like she doesn’t even want to kiss him. Send help

[Red Bridey]

Color me shocked... Anali doesn't know the traditional Peruvian dance!

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I am a NJ Italian. We have very elaborate weddings. I try not to judge other weddings but…it’s not always easy. 

Anali needs a satin pillowcase to go around and collect la busta! 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

I'm so dysfunctional, I didn't know he was supposed to!

Part of the experience. The driver opens the door! Even when my son and I splashed out for a limo to go and see a show in Boston once. the driver opened the door for me and my 15 year old son and treated us like celebrities. Its their job! 

[Doublemint]

Just now, kacesq said:

Citra’s dad wants him to be faithful to the faith he converted to three minutes ago…I thought we were done with Citra and Sam.

They like to keep us hooked with  surprises - just when we thought it was over, it reappears - like a nightmare.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I finished watching Expats. It started out good but the ending left me ruing the six hours of my life that I devoted to it.

Sam was cockblocked? Hahaha Sucks to be him.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Anali needs a satin pillowcase to go around and collect la busta! 

NJ Italian too - I get that about judging!   By the way, haven't seen any Russell Stover jellybeans anywhere.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Part of the experience. The driver opens the door! Even when my son and I splashed out for a limo to go and see a show in Boston once. the driver opened the door for me and my 15 year old son and treated us like celebrities. Its their job! 

I've been trying to fade into the wallpaper for six decades. Who knew??

[kacesq]

They couldn’t get a hotel room for their wedding night?

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Doublemint said:

NJ Italian too - I get that about judging!   By the way, haven't seen any Russell Stover jellybeans anywhere.

CT Italian here...we make it classy and use a 'brides purse', which is a satin pillowcase with embroidery and a drawstring.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

NJ Italian too - I get that about judging!   By the way, haven't seen any Russell Stover jellybeans anywhere.

Or those little net bags of Jordan almonds, the staple of every wedding I ever attended in the 70's. 

[judylo]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I finished watching Expats. It started out good but the ending left me ruing the six hours of my life that I devoted to it.

Sam was cockblocked? Hahaha Sucks to be him.

I only watched one episode. Found it very dark. Guess I will leave it there. Thanks!

[SunnyBeBe]

Bet Dad was praying he didn’t hear any noises last night.