90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

But it wasn’t HIS Coke.

It was his friend's coke. He didn't even know it was there. It wasn't his jacket!

[kacesq]

What is Gino’s big announcement? Moving somewhere warm for the shrieking harpy?

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

SAM IT DOES NOT MATTER IF THE PASTOR OFFICIATES SINCE YOU ARE ALREADY MARRIED. King Kong could officiate! The guinea pigs could officiate! Sweet tap-dancing Jesus.

Ooh I wish they could, that'd be so cute! For his, and Clayton's ceremonies.

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Oh how convenient! Someone with an online license to marry people! Gmab, show. And so all the Indonesian people back home find this better than a Christian pastor? It’s all such a farce. Like chinless is even sincere in his conversion.

Ha!! That's how I got my officiant's license! Free, online, an hour before the hasty ceremony! I once officiated in the delivery room, between contractions.

[magemaud]

Now I’m going to have to add Jaffa Cakes to my shopping quest along with Tim Tams 

[tvrox]

48 minutes ago, judylo said:

Even though these pairings are disasters, all the weddings make me feel sorry for myself because I never got married!

Same. We are fabulously single! 

[Eldemarge]

When I get married to either myself or another person in a bar and invite everyone here, I'm going to have green card party favors.  @Auntie Anxiety has inspired me.

[OneGuy]

Gino announces he will be on the next season of Single Life.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

It was his friend's coke. He didn't even know it was there. It wasn't his jacket!

The Levon Helm excuse!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Now I’m going to have to add Jaffa Cakes to my shopping quest along with Tim Tams 

My work here is done.

[Shelbie]

As boring and stupid as this episode is it is so much more fun to watch it with all of you.
When the site was down a couple of weeks ago the episode seemed endless.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Gino announces he will be on the next season of Single Life.

DEAD

Here we go! Hold onto your hats!

Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week! Tip your waitress!

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Now I’m going to have to add Jaffa Cakes to my shopping quest along with Tim Tams

Get some dark chocolate covered digestive biscuits, too!

[sainte-chapelle]

4 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

When I get married to either myself or another person in a bar and invite everyone here, I'm going to have green card party favors.  @Auntie Anxiety has inspired me.

We will bring 90 day inspired gifts…a hat from Gino, a broom from Jenny, bathroom accessories from Rob, a duvet from Sofie etc

Edited February 19, 2024 by sainte-chapelle

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

We will bring 90 day inspired gift…a hat from Gino, a broom from Jenny, bathroom accessories from Rob, a duvet from Sofie etc

Don't forget the guinea pigs. And a big steaming bowl of penis soup.

Edited February 19, 2024 by Pepper Mostly

[Eldemarge]

I really wonder if Gino will finally stay off the sugar baby websites once this woman burns him.  

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Shelbie said:

As boring and stupid as this episode is it is so much more fun to watch it with all of you.
When the site was down a couple of weeks ago the episode seemed endless.

I’m only watching the show because of the live chat. These people exhaust me. The show people not you guys!

[Gobi]

"I'm sad I can't share this moment with Dane. I guess I'll wait till the honeymoon."

[Bees52]

Jasmine's acting like she won the lottery after playing it for three years.

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jasmine likes to take good care of her body, thus the vegetarian diet and the fake tit implants.

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

We will bring 90 day inspired gifts…a hat from Gino, a broom from Jenny, bathroom accessories from Rob, a duvet from Sofie etc

I’ll bring the refrigerator.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Don't forget the guinea pigs. And a big steaming bowl of penis soup.

Chicken feet and voodoo dolls, an owl statue…endless possibilities 

[kacesq]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

I really wonder if Gino will finally stay off the sugar baby websites once this woman burns him.  

Nah. He‘ll allow some new chick to convince him that she really wuvs him.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Don't forget the guinea pigs. And a big steaming bowl of penis soup.

And tomahawk steak!

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

We will bring 90 day inspired gift…a hat from Gino, a broom from Jenny, bathroom accessories from Rob, a duvet from Sofie etc

I love this idea!  As long as I get an owl in the spirit of the Molly/Luis debacle.

[Pepper Mostly]

Here we go! Folding chairs set up in the back yard and a clutch of awkward, embarrassed looking "guests". 

[Shelbie]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

We will bring 90 day inspired gift…a hat from Gino, a broom from Jenny, bathroom accessories from Rob, a duvet from Sofie etc

We could all fill balloons with concrete and tape them to our chests so we would look like Jasmine.

[tvrox]

41 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh dear me. Sam has to "figure it out". I wouldn't rely on him to figure out a trip to the mall. 

The only thing he can figure out is where to buy drugs and get tattoos. 

[MagicEyes]

Jasmine is going to fall out of that dress while she's walking down the aisle.

[For Cereals]

Just now, Gobi said:

And tomahawk steak!

And butter

[magemaud]

Uncle Marco goes in for a looonng hug 

[Auntie Anxiety]

So what’s the final guest count?  Baker’s dozen counting the dog?

[Gobi]

I'm guessing Anally for the cliffhanger.

[Eldemarge]

I'm making a stank face, just so everyone knows.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh god, here come the vows. I can't. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

The production staff was up half the night writing Gino’s vows for him.

Edited February 19, 2024 by Auntie Anxiety

[OneGuy]

Canon in D for this Gino-Jasmine extravaganza?  So incongruous.

[judylo]

Geez, I forget … how did G and J meet?

[MagicEyes]

Jasmine loves Gino, and his money.

[sainte-chapelle]

The officiant is wearing black, she is already mourning this marriage.

[tvrox]

42 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Anyone watching that Love and Translation show?

It's horrible. I tried one episode. 

[OneGuy]

"The day they are born and the day they die in a wedding like this."

[Shelbie]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

And tomahawk steak!

Will it be cut on the bias ?

[MagicEyes]

That was mercifully short. 

[CSunshine76]

When we first “met” Gino, did he live with his Dad? I seem to remember a grouchy old man and a super messy kitchen. Did I make that up? Where is he?

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I'm making a stank face, just so everyone knows.

 

[Suzywriter]

9 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

SAM IT DOES NOT MATTER IF THE PASTOR OFFICIATES SINCE YOU ARE ALREADY MARRIED. King Kong could officiate! The guinea pigs could officiate! Sweet tap-dancing Jesus.

I'd risk marrying again if King King could officiate.

 

18 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

 

 

[kacesq]

Aww, Jasmine didn’t bother to do anything about her tan lines. Stay classy, Jazzy!

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

Geez, I forget … how did G and J meet?

He answered an ad for "Hot Latina Women Want to Meet You".

[Eldemarge]

"For as long as we both shall live.  And I'll come FIND you, when you ditch me in four weeks, I will hunt you down to the ends earth JEYAZZZMIN"

[magemaud]

Donde esta Coco?