Auntie Anxiety February 19 Share February 19 Mom tells Anally to keep her eye on the green card prize. 1 8 Link to comment
magemaud February 19 Share February 19 6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said: Uncle Marco is hammered. I wonder if his girlfriend is still in the picture 1 1 Link to comment
tvrox February 19 Share February 19 28 minutes ago, MagicEyes said: I have good snacks--I'm eating my way through half a cherry pie this evening. It's good to have life goals! Yum. I had a good apple pie today. 4 Link to comment
Eldemarge February 19 Share February 19 No Anali. THROW the last 2 years away! I give you permission. Oh god, her mom is talking her into marrying a ragey incel who doesn't even have a couch for her to sit on. 2 3 6 1 Link to comment
Gobi February 19 Share February 19 Everyone at Clayton's wedding gets to pick a favor from his mom's hoard. 1 8 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle February 19 Share February 19 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said: No Anali. THROW the last 2 years away! I give you permission. Oh god, her mom is talking her into marrying a ragey incel who doesn't even have a couch for her to sit on. I am worried Anali will “ go back home to see family and hasn’t returned” according to Clayton. Edited February 19 by sainte-chapelle 3 1 Link to comment
magemaud February 19 Share February 19 5 minutes ago, Doublemint said: Why does Jasmine need a hairdresser for the center parted, pulled back bun? I said the same thing after the First Look. The stylist spent hours plastering it down to her head and is that little swiggly area in the front deliberate? And what happened to the tiara she wore at the bridal shop? 3 4 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 19 Share February 19 1 minute ago, Gobi said: Everyone at Clayton's wedding gets to pick a favor pet from his mom's hoard. FTFY Seeking Sister Wife is my new reason for living. 6 1 Link to comment
kacesq February 19 Share February 19 Seeking Sister Wife is back…that’s a no. 4 1 2 1 Link to comment
For Cereals February 19 Share February 19 (edited) Have we met the sister Jasmine was talking to? Where’s daughter-sister? Also, I just want to take a tsp of Dawn to Anali’s hair. Edited February 19 by For Cereals 1 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 19 Share February 19 Citra, cut and run. You still have the chance. 6 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 19 Share February 19 2 minutes ago, magemaud said: I said the same thing after the First Look. The stylist spent hours plastering it down to her head and is that little swiggly area in the front deliberate? And what happened to the tiara she wore at the bridal shop? Nothing ever tried on during the obligatory bridal shop scene is ever actually deployed at the wedding. The crackerjack team in the Sharp writers' room relies on the short memories of the viewers. 4 4 1 Link to comment
Red Bridey February 19 Share February 19 Boy that's a fun party car! I'd love to be amongst that happy gang! 6 Link to comment
kacesq February 19 Share February 19 I don’t think Citra loves chinless. I think he’s a means to an end. and I’m over the families who “forbid” stuff. Dude he converted for your daughter. Get over the priest. 8 5 Link to comment
tvrox February 19 Share February 19 34 minutes ago, Eldemarge said: Greetings, lovely fam. Been dating a guy for about 5 weeks now and he's 9 years younger, works in the oil fields, is hot and has abs. This 100 percent sounds like I'm an old lady getting scammed but he was at my house for breakfast this morning so I can ASSURE you, this person is real. Oh and he is absolutely enamored with me and is not afraid to COMPLIMENT. Thank you, Universe. Now, let's see what sort of weird shit is about to be on TLC! Wow, sounds great! 2 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 19 Share February 19 3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said: FTFY Seeking Sister Wife is my new reason for living. Girl, same. When does it start? I'll be there to chat. Damp, weedy Garrick is back, oh for joy. 6 Link to comment
xls February 19 Share February 19 Why does he call it an 'American wedding' when he means its a Christian wedding? 2 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 19 Share February 19 Sam, find a stranger and get him/her a license to officiate. You know, from the internet. For a small fee. 3 Link to comment
kacesq February 19 Share February 19 Yeah dad, let her get married so she can get the green card, OMG he might read from the Bible! The horror! Love is patient, love is kind. what kind of message is that? 6 1 2 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle February 19 Share February 19 1 minute ago, kacesq said: Seeking Sister Wife is back…that’s a no. Yea no. 99.9 per cent of those people are not really polygamous I still remember Roberta fleecing that couple and they are at it again because his Ex wife is too weak to see the writing on the wall 2 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 19 Share February 19 Oh dear me. Sam has to "figure it out". I wouldn't rely on him to figure out a trip to the mall. 3 8 Link to comment
Eldemarge February 19 Share February 19 I hope Rob and whatserface do not get married and I hope Nobody EVER marries Rob or lets him impregnate them. Amen. 3 8 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 19 Share February 19 1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said: Girl, same. When does it start? I'll be there to chat. Damp, weedy Garrick is back, oh for joy. March 4th, I believe. Don’t worry, we’ll see the commercial all night long and you’ll have a chance to put it on your calendar. 1 1 3 1 Link to comment
magemaud February 19 Share February 19 2 minutes ago, For Cereals said: Have we met the sister Jasmine was talking to? Where’s daughter-sister? I believe that’s Zuellen and we did see her once years ago when Jasmine was at her mother’s house 1 1 Link to comment
Doublemint February 19 Share February 19 They are already legally married by the Iman. Just get some friend or relative to perform the "ceremony" before the party. 2 2 2 Link to comment
tvrox February 19 Share February 19 36 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said: Houseguest and I have embarked on a quest for Jaffa cakes. We search everywhere. Original orange is a favorite but we've found raspberry, strawberry , and cherry as well. They are NOT easy to find. So in celebration of finding them at Ocean State Job Lot I ate a whole box yesterday. I regret nothing. Don't think I've ever had those! 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 19 Share February 19 1 minute ago, kacesq said: Yeah dad, let her get married so she can get the green card, OMG he might read from the Bible! The horror! Love is patient, love is kind. what kind of message is that? Besides, Muslims are people of the book. They don't generally object to the Bible. Well, the Old Testament at least. Sounds like Dad Citra is just as bigoted and narrow minded as Sam's mother. 5 2 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 19 Share February 19 2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said: Yea no. 99.9 per cent of those people are not really polygamous I still remember Roberta fleecing that couple and they are at it again because his Ex wife is too weak to see the writing on the wall And the problem with that is what, exactly? 😉 1 3 Link to comment
Gobi February 19 Share February 19 Sam I Am, Sam I Am! I do not like that Sam I Am! I do not like where he is heading, I do not like him at a wedding! 1 1 9 2 Link to comment
magemaud February 19 Share February 19 2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said: Sam, find a stranger and get him/her a license to officiate. You know, from the internet. For a small fee. Call Brandan! He has the same problem and might have a recommendation 1 2 Link to comment
kacesq February 19 Share February 19 Just now, Doublemint said: They are already legally married by the Iman. Just get some friend or relative to perform the "ceremony" before the party. If they’re already married why are they even having a 2nd ceremony? 1 1 1 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 19 Share February 19 3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said: Yea no. 99.9 per cent of those people are not really polygamous I still remember Roberta fleecing that couple and they are at it again because his Ex wife is too weak to see the writing on the wall Oh, but it is so, so hilarious. I derived endless joy from pointing and laughing at Garrick. 2 1 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle February 19 Share February 19 (edited) Sam isn’t too bright…of course a pastor of another faith can’t marry you. Also, Citra could have helped with this situation instead of saying her dad won’t allow it. Dude, your dad isn’t marrying him you are. Enough.Dad is as bad as Sam’smother. Edited February 19 by sainte-chapelle 4 2 Link to comment
kacesq February 19 Share February 19 Anyone watching that Love and Translation show? 1 1 Link to comment
Eldemarge February 19 Share February 19 The guy I am dating (we will now refer to him as Oilfield guy), had never had quinoa before this morning. I made us banana-blueberry "power bowls" for breakfast. He had never HEARD of quinoa. He is a sheltered Texan angel and now he loves quinoa and wants to make some himself. I WILL SHOW HIM THE WORRRRRLLLD 1 2 1 8 Link to comment
Suzywriter February 19 Share February 19 What is this "No Christian pastor" nonsense? 2 1 Link to comment
magemaud February 19 Share February 19 4 minutes ago, kacesq said: OMG he might read from the Bible! The horror! Love is patient, love is kind. When I got married in the 70s, “The Prophet” by Kahlil Gibran was big at weddings. I wonder if that would be acceptable 1 2 Link to comment
MagicEyes February 19 Share February 19 A serious question: How does Rob's small apartment have room for all of Sophie's wardrobe changes? 2 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 19 Share February 19 Rob’s place looks like it reeks. Eeewwww. 4 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 19 Share February 19 2 minutes ago, Doublemint said: They are already legally married by the Iman. Just get some friend or relative to perform the "ceremony" before the party. Right? What's the problem? According to Islam they're already married. Talk about a tempest in a teapot! 3 3 Link to comment
kacesq February 19 Share February 19 Have we ever found out why posh heiress Sophie can’t use some of her money to get a real apartment? 3 1 2 1 Link to comment
Doublemint February 19 Share February 19 2 minutes ago, kacesq said: If they’re already married why are they even having a 2nd ceremony? The big white dress and party with friends & family. 4 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 19 Share February 19 2 minutes ago, kacesq said: If they’re already married why are they even having a 2nd ceremony? Because Sam and his good Christian family don't believe they're really married unless its in a good Christian way. 4 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 19 Share February 19 What is that thing growing out of Sophie’s mother’s cheek? Mashed potato mold? 2 3 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle February 19 Share February 19 1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said: Right? What's the problem? According to Islam they're already married. Talk about a tempest in a teapot! I forgot they are already married. Dad can take several seats. If they want another ceremony to please his family let them. It works both ways. 5 3 1 Link to comment
Suzywriter February 19 Share February 19 1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said: Sam isn’t too bright…of course a pastor of another faith can’t marry you. Also, Citra could have helped with this situation instead of saying her dad won’t allow it. Dude, your dad isn’t marrying him you are. Enough. I'm a minister of the most random faith ever (American Marrage Ministries). I marry anyone sober enough to mumble yes and make an X. 3 4 5 Link to comment
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