90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mom tells Anally to keep her eye on the green card prize.

[magemaud]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Uncle Marco is hammered.

I wonder if his girlfriend is still in the picture 

[tvrox]

28 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

I have good snacks--I'm eating my way through half a cherry pie this evening. It's good to have life goals!

Yum. I had a good apple pie today. 

[Eldemarge]

No Anali.  THROW the last 2 years away! I give you permission.  

Oh god, her mom is talking her into marrying a ragey incel who doesn't even have a couch for her to sit on.

[Gobi]

Everyone at Clayton's wedding gets to pick a favor from his mom's hoard.

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

No Anali.  THROW the last 2 years away! I give you permission.  

Oh god, her mom is talking her into marrying a ragey incel who doesn't even have a couch for her to sit on.

I am worried Anali will “ go back home to see family and hasn’t returned” according to Clayton. 

Edited February 19, 2024 by sainte-chapelle

[magemaud]

5 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Why does Jasmine need a hairdresser for the center parted, pulled back bun?

 

I said the same thing after the First Look. The stylist spent hours plastering it down to her head and is that little swiggly area in the front deliberate? And what happened to the tiara she wore at the bridal shop? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Everyone at Clayton's wedding gets to pick a favor pet from his mom's hoard.

FTFY

Seeking Sister Wife is my new reason for living.

[kacesq]

Seeking Sister Wife is back…that’s a no.

[For Cereals]

Have we met the sister Jasmine was talking to?  Where’s daughter-sister?

Also, I just want to take a tsp of Dawn to Anali’s hair.

Edited February 19, 2024 by For Cereals

[Auntie Anxiety]

Citra, cut and run. You still have the chance.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I said the same thing after the First Look. The stylist spent hours plastering it down to her head and is that little swiggly area in the front deliberate? And what happened to the tiara she wore at the bridal shop? 

Nothing ever tried on during the obligatory bridal shop scene is ever actually deployed at the wedding. The crackerjack team in the Sharp writers' room relies on the short memories of the viewers.

[Red Bridey]

Boy that's a fun party car! I'd love to be amongst that happy gang!

[kacesq]

I don’t think Citra loves chinless. I think he’s a means to an end.

and I’m over the families who “forbid” stuff. Dude he converted for your daughter. Get over the priest. 

[tvrox]

34 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Greetings, lovely fam.

Been dating a guy for about 5 weeks now and he's 9 years younger, works in the oil fields, is hot and has abs.  This 100 percent sounds like I'm an old lady getting scammed but he was at my house for breakfast this morning so I can ASSURE you, this person is real.

Oh and he is absolutely enamored with me and is not afraid to COMPLIMENT.

Thank you, Universe.

Now, let's see what sort of weird shit is about to be on TLC!

Wow, sounds great! 

[judylo]

Sam and Citra aren’t a bad couple.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

FTFY

Seeking Sister Wife is my new reason for living.

Girl, same. When does it start? I'll be there to chat. Damp, weedy Garrick is back, oh for joy.

[xls]

Why does he call it an 'American wedding' when he means its a Christian wedding?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sam, find a stranger and get him/her a license to officiate. You know, from the internet. For a small fee.

[kacesq]

Yeah dad, let her get married so she can get the green card,

OMG he might read from the Bible! The horror! Love is patient, love is kind.

 

what kind of message is that?

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Seeking Sister Wife is back…that’s a no.

Yea no. 99.9 per cent of those people are not really polygamous  I still remember Roberta fleecing that couple and they are at it again because his Ex wife is too weak to see the writing on the wall 

[Gobi]

Quick, fly to Vegas for the wedding!

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh dear me. Sam has to "figure it out". I wouldn't rely on him to figure out a trip to the mall. 

[Eldemarge]

I hope Rob and whatserface do not get married and I hope Nobody EVER marries Rob or lets him impregnate them.  Amen.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Girl, same. When does it start? I'll be there to chat. Damp, weedy Garrick is back, oh for joy.

March 4th, I believe. Don’t worry, we’ll see the commercial all night long and you’ll have a chance to put it on your calendar. 

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

Have we met the sister Jasmine was talking to?  Where’s daughter-sister?

I believe that’s Zuellen and we did see her once years ago when Jasmine was at her mother’s house 

[Doublemint]

They are already legally married by the Iman.  Just get some friend or relative to perform the  "ceremony" before the party.

[tvrox]

36 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Houseguest and I have embarked on a quest for Jaffa cakes. We search everywhere. Original orange is a favorite but we've found raspberry, strawberry , and cherry as well. They are NOT easy to find. So in celebration of finding them at Ocean State Job Lot I ate a whole box yesterday. I regret nothing.

Don't think I've ever had those! 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Yeah dad, let her get married so she can get the green card,

OMG he might read from the Bible! The horror! Love is patient, love is kind.

 

what kind of message is that?

Besides, Muslims are people of the book. They don't generally object to the Bible. Well, the Old Testament at least. Sounds like Dad Citra is just as bigoted and narrow minded as Sam's mother. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Yea no. 99.9 per cent of those people are not really polygamous  I still remember Roberta fleecing that couple and they are at it again because his Ex wife is too weak to see the writing on the wall 

And the problem with that is what, exactly? 😉

[Gobi]

Sam I Am, Sam I Am! I do not like that Sam I Am! I do not like where he is heading, I do not like him at a wedding! 

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Sam, find a stranger and get him/her a license to officiate. You know, from the internet. For a small fee.

Call Brandan! He has the same problem and might have a recommendation 

[kacesq]

Just now, Doublemint said:

They are already legally married by the Iman.  Just get some friend or relative to perform the  "ceremony" before the party.

If they’re already married why are they even having a 2nd ceremony?

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Yea no. 99.9 per cent of those people are not really polygamous  I still remember Roberta fleecing that couple and they are at it again because his Ex wife is too weak to see the writing on the wall 

Oh, but it is so, so hilarious. I derived endless joy from pointing and laughing at Garrick. 

[Suzywriter]

Just got in from work.

[sainte-chapelle]

Sam isn’t too bright…of course a pastor of another faith can’t marry you. Also, Citra could have helped with this situation instead of saying her dad won’t allow it. Dude, your dad isn’t marrying him you are. Enough.Dad is as bad as Sam’smother.

Edited February 19, 2024 by sainte-chapelle

[kacesq]

Anyone watching that Love and Translation show?

[Eldemarge]

The guy I am dating (we will now refer to him as Oilfield guy), had never had quinoa before this morning.  I made us banana-blueberry "power bowls" for breakfast.  He had never HEARD of quinoa.  He is a sheltered Texan angel and now he loves quinoa and wants to make some himself.

I WILL SHOW HIM THE WORRRRRLLLD

[Suzywriter]

What is this "No Christian pastor" nonsense?

[magemaud]

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

OMG he might read from the Bible! The horror! Love is patient, love is kind.

When I got married in the 70s, “The Prophet” by Kahlil Gibran was big at weddings. I wonder if that would be acceptable 

[MagicEyes]

A serious question: How does Rob's small apartment have room for all of Sophie's wardrobe changes? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Rob’s place looks like it reeks. Eeewwww.

[kacesq]

Have we ever found out why posh heiress Sophie can’t use some of her money to get a real apartment?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

They are already legally married by the Iman.  Just get some friend or relative to perform the  "ceremony" before the party.

Right? What's the problem? According to Islam they're already married. Talk about a tempest in a teapot!

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

If they’re already married why are they even having a 2nd ceremony?

The big white dress and party with friends & family.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

If they’re already married why are they even having a 2nd ceremony?

Because Sam and his good Christian family don't believe they're really married unless its in a good Christian way.

[Auntie Anxiety]

What is that thing growing out of Sophie’s mother’s cheek? Mashed potato mold?

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? What's the problem? According to Islam they're already married. Talk about a tempest in a teapot!

I forgot they are already married. Dad can take several seats. If they want another ceremony to please his family let them. It works both ways.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Sam isn’t too bright…of course a pastor of another faith can’t marry you. Also, Citra could have helped with this situation instead of saying her dad won’t allow it. Dude, your dad isn’t marrying him you are. Enough.

I'm a minister of the most random faith ever (American Marrage Ministries). I marry anyone sober enough to mumble yes and make an X.

[MagicEyes]

That's not how epidurals work...