90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[magemaud]

1 hour ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Does he ever button his shirt?

Maybe he never mastered using buttons? 

Edited November 14, 2023 by magemaud

[Chalby]

Is there a forum for The Family Chantal? I really need to snark about Chantal's mom...

[Gobi]

1 hour ago, Chalby said:

Is there a forum for The Family Chantal? I really need to snark about Chantal's mom...

There is. It’s under 90 Day Fiancé: Other Spin offs and Specials.

[Shrek]

18 hours ago, Chalby said:

Is there a forum for The Family Chantal? I really need to snark about Chantal's mom...

Here you go 

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola, peeps! I got here early so I could get a good seat. Anyone seen my lip gloss? 

[kacesq]

Is this the week we are spared Jasmine and her horrific overacting? Please say yes.

[Red Bridey]

Hiya, everyone! I'm here, ready for the snark!

[Gobi]

There's a rumor that Jasmine cries in tonight's episode.

[kacesq]

Oh FFS. Does Sharp really think we find Jasmine entertaining? Also her voice is horrible.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

There's a rumor that Jasmine cries in tonight's episode.

Jasmine? Un-possible! She's so stoic.

[Bees52]

Good evening, everyone!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I had a chicken satay for dinner and made sure to chew it with my mouth open.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

Oh FFS. Does Sharp really think we find Jasmine entertaining? Also her voice is horrible.

Right? It makes Anfisa's "GET ME MY RED BAG WITH MY MAKEUP!" sound like a mellifluous croon in comparison. 

[OneGuy]

Are Clayton's cheeks full of nuts or something?

[MagicEyes]

11 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hola, peeps! I got here early so I could get a good seat. Anyone seen my lip gloss? 

Have you looked under the seat in Gino’s car? 

[Gobi]

Can't we all just gloss over Gino's cheating?

[kacesq]

Sigh. 8:03 and I’m bored already. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Aaaaaaand we open with Jasmine sobbing and wailing. Why, show? WHY. Haven't we suffered enough?

[Auntie Anxiety]

This telenovella starring Jasmine is getting long in the tooth.

Jasmine, please pack your bags and go.

[kacesq]

Gino can barely get it up for Jasmine and she thinks he’s cheating on her?

 

[Doublemint]

Hang on to you hat Gino it's a bumpy ride.

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh great. Just turn This on to Jasmine screaming

[judylo]

Hi all! I started watching the 1985 Scorsese film After Hours a couple hours ago and my anxiety ratcheted up so high, I had to put it on pause. Didn’t remember anything from my original viewing except the $20 bill that flew out of the cab, leaving Griffin Dunne with no way to get home … now, back to normality here!

[xls]

Who would want to spend the rest of their lives with that!

Send her home please!

[Pepper Mostly]

Between Gino's high pitched reedy whine and Jasmine's shrieky howls, my ears are bleeding. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

The wind is giving Gino a run for his money. Hard to keep that chapeau on his head.

[Bees52]

All that drama over a lip gloss? Sheesh.

[Gobi]

"I have abandonment issues. Not that I would ever abandon Dane, though."

[kacesq]

I really don’t care about this. Jasmine is trying so hard to stay on the TLC teat. Every week is some new backstory, new trauma, wtfever.

[Suzywriter]

Jasmin is mentally ill.

[MagicEyes]

Oh, Jasmine, we can’t even see your breath. It can’t be that cold.

[Gobi]

Jeez, Jasmine, who put the plug up your ass?

[Pepper Mostly]

You know, Jasmine, sitting there saying "I have abandonment issues" is not enough. Get some therapy, work on your issues, try to be a better, more healthy person. Jesus. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

She has abandonment issues, so she’ll leave her kids in order to get married to Gino. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Well Jasmine. Perhaps dress for the weather? Xoxo a Canadian 

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Gobi said:

Jeez, Jasmine, who put the plug up your ass?

She has only herself to blame.

[kacesq]

I sometimes feel these two script out each season. They deserve each other.

[Doublemint]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Jasmin is mentally ill.

Ya think?   Uh  yeah, she needs a shrink not a husband.

[sainte-chapelle]

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? It makes Anfisa's "GET ME MY RED BAG WITH MY MAKEUP!" sound like a mellifluous croon in comparison. 

At least Anfisa was somewhat entertaining 

[CSunshine76]

How convenient for Jasmine to blame her psycho-ness on her Dad.

[Pepper Mostly]

Sophie. Go home. And no, you can't stay in some rented house forever, you are here on a fiance visa and you have to get married within 90 days. Has no one explained this to you, you precious little dumbass? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

No way is Sophie leaving the indoor plumbing.

[Suzywriter]

Good lord, I've been through so much shit,  crazy family, religious cult, parental alienation, sexual assault and I've never fallen apart over a lip gloss! I don't think about it...I  live now, not then!

Shut up and live for today.

 

[MagicEyes]

A rose from the gas station is guaranteed to fix any relationship problems!

[sainte-chapelle]

Sophie is a fool. We all know she will take him back.

[Pepper Mostly]

One rose. Oh Rob, you silver tongued devil. 

[Doublemint]

If the Father left when Jasmine was 3, how is it she has a Sister so much younger.  It's either her own daughter or a half-Sister, if the Father left when Jasmine was 3.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Sophie is a fool. We all know she will take him back.

I don’t think she has a ton of choices.

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Ya think?   Uh  yeah, she needs a shrink not a husband.

She needs involuntary committment, or a part in a novela.

[Bees52]

Hmm... well... Rob brought Sophie one red rose. I guess he's in apology mode, for the next five minutes, at least.