90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Zombness]

The only time I agree with Jasmine.  GIno lives like a pig.  I wouldn't sit on that toilet for nothing in this world.

[OneGuy]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

I would not be impressed if I uprooted my life to move to Michigan and he didn’t even put clean sheets on the bed. Or flush the toilet. That wouldn’t even be okay if Jasmine turned up with no warning. It’s so disgusting I can’t even believe he would really do that.

But it's not surprising in the least.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Did @Floatingbison bug out on us? I thought he had news to tell us!

[Suzywriter]

What is that commercial with birds singing and a CRT tv on vacation?

Edited October 16, 2023 by Suzywriter

[renatae]

I love how Stephanie Courtney portrays "Janice." She's a hoot.

Why is he pulling on the poor dog's ears? This guy is bad news.

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[tvrox]

23 minutes ago, renatae said:

"Are you preparing for a zombie invasion?"

Jasmine is the zombie. 

[Gobi]

"She turned me into a newt!"

[goofygirl]

Manual is in for a big old change in his life!  He's got a witch ho!  But she speaks Spanish really well!

[sainte-chapelle]

Why do two people who have known each other for 10 years know so little about one another?

Bitch just say you are Wiccan

[Suzywriter]

4 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

I would not be impressed if I uprooted my life to move to Michigan and he didn’t even put clean sheets on the bed. Or flush the toilet. That wouldn’t even be okay if Jasmine turned up with no warning. It’s so disgusting I can’t even believe he would really do that.

Gino, keeping it moldy for all time.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Why do two people who have known each other for 10 years know so little about one another?

They spent most of their time together doing the mattress quadrille. 

[Suzywriter]

The Bruja is a wirch in more ways than one

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ashley, you wanted this.

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Gino, keeping it moldy for all time.

I shudder to think how many things in that house have not been cleaned in the last ten years. I have chronic fatigue and my home is not that nasty.

[sainte-chapelle]

Why is the table so low? Does she not have a dining space? Is this 600 pound life?

I’m a mother fucking witch ho….I am dead

[Pepper Mostly]

Ashley wants to do all the judging in this relationship, ho!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

I shudder to think how many things in that house have not been cleaned in the last ten years. I have chronic fatigue and my home is not that nasty.

Mine isn’t that nasty either, and I have chronic laziness.

[MagicEyes]

Poor Coco! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jasmine, those tits look ridiculous, like they are half basketballs bolted onto your chest.

[Bees52]

Imagine traveling all that way without knowing your soon to be spouse is a witch.🤭😈🤭

[goofygirl]

That was fun! Have a great week peeps!

[Doublemint]

Today was a good day - I had a great music gig this afternoon.  Now, I'm off to Sister Wives.  See you tomorrow.

[sainte-chapelle]

Have a great week friends…see some of you tomorrow 

[Gobi]

I have stared into the abyss and the abyss stared back.

Till next time.

Edited October 16, 2023 by Gobi

[Zombness]

See you next Sunday.  Tomorrow I have to work so ........miss me!!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh wait, is it over? Thank Christ. This crew is coma fodder. You, my snarky darlings, are always amusing and witty and I love you all. Have a fab Monday! I will hope to see you tomorrow night, if I'm not sick from my flu shot/Covid variant booster (yes both the same day, I'm an idiot). Have a great night! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Excellent repartee tonight. If only the show wasn’t so boring! Have a wonderful week. Back tomorrow for another torture session. Ciao.

[renatae]

G'nite all!

[Bees52]

Oh, it's over? Hey, I didn't miss much thanks to all of you! ❤️ 🥰

Good night, and see some of you tomorrow! ✌🏿️

[Quof]

Edited to delete witty comment someone already made several hours ago.  I can't keep up with you people.

Edited October 16, 2023 by Quof

[Floatingbison]

18 hours ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Did @Floatingbison bug out on us? I thought he had news to tell us!

sorry everybody, I made it for Love After Lockup but I missed 90Day.  

[Pepper Mostly]

3 hours ago, Floatingbison said:

sorry everybody, I made it for Love After Lockup but I missed 90Day.  

Sorry, buddy, looks like you have a date with HR. They don't take absenteeism lightly. 

[Gobi]

Welcome back to the Endless Wedding.

[Pepper Mostly]

22 hours ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Why do two people who have known each other for 10 years know so little about one another?

Bitch just say you are Wiccan

She is ridiculous. One minute she says she's going to ease him into the idea gradually, baby steps. Next minute she's pulling out the candles and incense and tarot cards and crystals and saying "Oh, by the way I'm a bruja, deal with it". Sheesh.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ve been on the edge of my seat wondering if Sarper will beat his own personal best of being monogamous more than 79 days.

[Gobi]

Why do people want to look at other people's Robitussen DM?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Did anyone shit their pants this week? Asking for a friend.

[Bees52]

Hi y'all!

[judylo]

Hi all! Oh goody, Sarper and Shekinah!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Low rent Ken and plastic Barbie. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh please, no Kenny and Armando tonight. I simply cannot with the weeping and caterwauling. Now that Kenny's heroically decided that he'll "go through with it" I'm sure we'll be treated to a video call with his shitty, whiny kids and have to listen to their whinging. Please, I've been good. Well, good enough. 

[Gobi]

Visiting your sister is better in Turkey.

[OneGuy]

Be yourself?  Sarper hasn't been himself in years.

Edited October 17, 2023 by OneGuy

[MagicEyes]

Weighing-in is how Sarper shows his love.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ummm, if you have to tell your soulmate to play a part instead of being himself, that’s a problem.

[Gobi]

"Be yourself. Have sex with a different woman every day."

[Bees52]

"First time I'm meeting someone from your blood. "

Kinda creepy way, to me, of saying "relative." So intense Sarper.

[Auntie Anxiety]

How will Sarper keep Shekky’s sister from dragging him by the hair into the bedroom and demanding sex from him? Because all the girls swoon in his presence.

[tvrox]

Hi all!! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Day 25 of the wedding.