90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Are you kidding? That's their love language. 

Hola, peeps! I have a big bowl of snark dip and tortilla chips, tuck in! Has everyone had a good week? 

I meditated in a Buddhist temple, twas cool

[Drogo]

He can wait, Meeshy.

[Gobi]

Just now, TMI said:

meisha complains about everything....nicola is a stiff

 

Well, he's a virgin at 40+ so that's understandable.

[Floatingbison]

Just now, greekmom said:

Putting mud on a girl. Zero romance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V3CfD8TPac

[Zombness]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

I hate Jasmine's voice when she's angry. 

Even when she speaks in her normal tone.

[AR Traveler]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

OK, who wants to work "can you please not be a barbarian?" into a conversation this coming week? The gauntlet, it is thrown.

Challenge accepted.

[greekmom]

oh my gawd.

This guy is such a freaking LOSER.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m sure Meisha’s grown children are very proud of her.

[Angry Moldovan2]

He looks even worse in mud, revolting. 

[Drogo]

Nicola’s head and torso are different nationalities.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, TMI said:

meisha complains about everything....nicola is a stiff

 

But IS he? Snerk.

[Bees52]

Just now, greekmom said:

Putting mud on a girl. Zero romance.

Yes. The mud might be great for your skin, but it's kind of weirding me out to see them covered in it. Also, so is Nicola's dancing.

[For Cereals]

How is she attracted to him?  There’s nothing there.  I wouldn’t want his grubby little hands and hollow eyes anywhere near any part of me. 🤢

[Gobi]

Just now, Drogo said:

Nicola’s head and torso are different nationalities.

And they're at war with each other.

[greekmom]

i wonder if Jasmine is available to teach Nicola a few things.

For Meisha's sake.

[Shelbie]

There is literally nothing that is appealing about Nicola.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m sure Meisha’s grown children are very proud of her.

I'll bet they're under the bed, cradling bottles of tequila and whimpering softly right now. 

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

But IS he? Snerk.

Dead ee

[Auntie Anxiety]

Christian starts parsing his words about whether or not he has sex with finds Cleo attractive in 3…..2…..1

[Drogo]

That hair clip had bigger plans for its life.

[AR Traveler]

But does Christian have the right equipment?

[greekmom]

There's this new thing called the Internet and you can GOOGLE recipes.

 

[Gobi]

Stuff it on the bias!

[Drogo]

Just now, AR Traveler said:

But does Christian have the right equipment?

There’s an equipment surplus

[Angry Moldovan2]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

How is she attracted to him?  There’s nothing there.  I wouldn’t want his grubby little hands and hollow eyes anywhere near any part of me. 🤢

Well at least sex would be over in 30 seconds 

[Shelbie]

Just now, Angry Moldovan2 said:

Well at least sex would be over in 30 seconds 

You may be overly optimistic.

[torontomeridith]

Of course Christian drinks whiskey on Thanksgiving - that's all he ever does. The rest of us watch overblown parades and football.

[greekmom]

Just now, Angry Moldovan2 said:

Well at least sex would be over in 30 seconds 

15. He would prematurely ejaculate like that guy from American Pie.

[Gobi]

Just now, Angry Moldovan2 said:

Well at least sex would be over in 30 seconds 

Including the time it would take for him to almost gets his pants off.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

i wonder if Jasmine is available to teach Nicola a few things.

For Meisha's sake.

Oh thanks. Sleep will be a stranger to me tonight. Horrible visions of Jasmine whipping Nicola or putting a ball gag on him will haunt me.  I hope you're happy.

[Drogo]

“Insecure and self conscious” not “sensory overloaded and socially uncomfortable” got it

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, AR Traveler said:

But does Christian have the right equipment?

DEAD

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, greekmom said:

15. He would prematurely ejaculate like that guy from American Pie my high school boyfriend,

FTFY

[Zombness]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh thanks. Sleep will be a stranger to me tonight. Horrible visions of Jasmine whipping Nicola or putting a ball gag on him will haunt me.  I hope you're happy.

Worse than Ed getting naked in a jacuzzi???

[LEILANI2]

3 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

How is she attracted to him?  There’s nothing there.  I wouldn’t want his grubby little hands and hollow eyes anywhere near any part of me. 🤢

She's attracted to being on TV, he's part of the package.  There is no way in hell she's atrracted to this simp, what does he do for a living?

[AR Traveler]

Just now, Zombness said:

Worse than Ed getting naked in a jacuzzi???

Keep going, there goes my sleep.

[greekmom]

Is cheese really popular in the UK?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan2 said:

Well at least sex would be over in 30 seconds 

Then he'd pray. And probably cry a little.

[Auntie Anxiety]

The only way Christian can hang around with Cleo is it he’s three sheets to the wind.

[Drogo]

“The first time I met Christian he seemed defensive while we were attacking him” 

[greekmom]

Just now, AR Traveler said:

Keep going, there goes my sleep.

like Big Pred and Grangela in the hot tub?

[Gobi]

Just now, Zombness said:

Worse than Ed getting naked in a jacuzzi???

🤢 🤮

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Zombness said:

Worse than Ed getting naked in a jacuzzi???

Oh thanks. Now I won't sleep for two weeks at least. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[Eldemarge]

Christian's personality is so fucking tedious.

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, greekmom said:

Is cheese really popular in the UK?

English cheddar is my fave

[mmecorday]

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Is cheese really popular in the UK?

It is, but it's better in Turkey. 

[judylo]

So I posted on the Couples thread that there’s a model on the Merit Beauty  website who looks a LOT like her, but probably isn’t her. 

[AR Traveler]

Just now, mmecorday said:

It is, but it's better in Turkey. 

Is the "better in Turkey" another reference?

[Drogo]

Dude it’s an ambush, get under the table

[Angry Moldovan2]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Christian's personality is so fucking tedious.

Preach it sissy!