90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Angry Moldovan2]

Who eats garlic? Such an attention seeking hound

[Doublemint]

Admit it, didn't you know she's incapable?  She's never had to do anything herself.

[Pepper Mostly]

"I want to peel you like a carrot, baby"

[mmecorday]

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Statler can't peel a carrot!

Gino would say she doesn't have the proper equipment. 

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Bees52 said:

What the heck was she doing to that poor carrot? Just peel the thing, not shave it!

She's going to slice her fingers if she keeps peeling toward her hand.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Statler, apparently Dempsey doesn’t have the character flaws that you do. 

[Angry Moldovan2]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh for fuck's sake, what is it this season with vegetable peeling? 

 

Always phallic  vegetables too

[Pepper Mostly]

Yes, Dempsey, the lack of wifi in rural Thailand and the 12 hour time difference were all YOUR fault. 

Statler has cheated more than once. MANY times more than once. 

That's right, Dempsey, hold your nerve. 

[tvrox]

38 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

Statler is an asshole. That farm and the caravan are adorbs. 

I love Dempsey. That is all. 

That bar area was so cute!! 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan2 said:

Who eats garlic? Such an attention seeking hound

My dad. He said it kept colds away. I think it kept people far enough away so that he never contracted anything. 

[mmecorday]

I'm so bored I'm coveting that hourglass in the background. I always wanted one. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, mmecorday said:

I'm so bored I'm coveting that hourglass in the background. I always wanted one. 

When I was a kid watching Days of Our Lives, I was dying for one.

[Pepper Mostly]

Here's another one who's offloading her past trauma onto her partner and making it her responsibility. Fuck off Statler. 

[Tuneful]

Crapler is the worst!!

Ugh, get her off my teevee!

But more Dempsey. She is amazing and also humble. 

 

[greekmom]

omg. IF i have to watch these two idiots have foreplay i am going to barf next week

[Suzywriter]

Stapler is just trashy. She has no idea what a future looks like. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Gino and Jasmine doing S&M? Yeah, I don’t need that.

[greekmom]

Cleo finally realizes she is being manipulated.

 

[Tuneful]

She Who Named Herself After a Major Hotel Chain....sheesh

Everything has to be about Crapler. Nothing positive or kind to say. It's really not that hard with Ben. "Got a great place here, it's amazing, tell me how you got into this business, nice weather we've having," ANYTHING, LAME-O. 

"Calling myself awkward gives me a license to be rude." 

Edited July 31, 2023 by Tuneful

[Auntie Anxiety]

Christian shows his true colors. Shock ensues. 

[greekmom]

Well folks. Thanks! It was fun!!!

[Gobi]

Butt plugs, whips. What's next, water sports? 

Till next time.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Here's another one who's offloading her past trauma onto her partner and making it her responsibility. Fuck off Statler. 

Also, can't a person be busy ON VACATION without it being about having raunchy sex with some total stranger who may have fucked a lemur that morning, for all that you know?

[Pepper Mostly]

Tyray. The "real Carmela" is open to meeting you, for $150 an hour. 

[EtheltoTillie]

Next week preview looks interesting:

Gino and Jasmine with a fake whip.

Depmpsey's dad dumps on Statler.

Cleo cries with friend about something Christian did.

Super Catholic couple is back.

Other two stories don't care. 

[Suzywriter]

OOH, Meisha (Ethel Michelle) looks hard without her inch of makeup. 

[mmecorday]

Nighty night. Have a great week! See you next Sunday!

[greekmom]

Just now, EtheltoTillie said:

Super Catholic couple is back.

I hope by end of season Meisha pops Nicola's cherry.

Just to hear him justify it.

[magemaud]

8 minutes ago, EtheltoTillie said:

Statler can't peel a carrot!

They come already peeled in Hungry Man Dinners 

[Doublemint]

It's been fun, see you tomorrow night.  Have a great day tomorrow.

[EtheltoTillie]

I think David and Sheila are the most real couple, and this tragedy could be the thing that pulls them together.

In a bizarre way, I also think nutty Gino and Jasmine are a real couple too, in their own nutty way.

[Suzywriter]

Aw, nice gesture to make the episode in memory of Ma. 

Til next time--22 hours from now!

[Pepper Mostly]

Well peeps, the two hours flew by and the snark was world class, as always! See you gluttons for punishment tomorrow night for more idiots abroad. Love you all loads, MWAH!

[greekmom]

oh Peeps. I rather not say why but if anyone wants to set up threads from now on.... have at it.

[magemaud]

5 minutes ago, Tuneful said:

But more Dempsey. She is amazing and also humble

Let’s ship her with Aussie Erica 

[Tuneful]

Love snarking on Match Me Abroad, too, but it's on too late.

I'm old. 

Will catch the rerun though. 

[Angry Moldovan2]

Night night yo. Til next Sunday 

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, Tuneful said:

She Who Named Herself After a Major Hotel Chain....sheesh

Everything has to be about her. Nothing positive or kind to say. It's really not that hard with Ben. "Got a great place here, it's amazing, tell me how you got into this business, nice weather we've having," ANYTHING, LAME-O. 

She should have picked "Waldorf". It's awkward, like her. 

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Gino and Jasmine doing S&M? Yeah, I don’t need that.

Nope! Not needed. I do wonder how long will they play before it turns into another fight, though.

And, why is Christian lying  about Cleo to someone?! 😡

Guess we'll find out next week.... See you then, or maybe tomorrow for TOW.

Have a good night all! ☮️❤️

[judylo]

Till tomorrow! And the Match Me and UK forums.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Have a great week, everyone. Your snark is a wondrous thing. Enjoy the summer sun and stay frosty. 😎 Back tomorrow, again.

[renatae]

Good grief! Another promise ring???

[tvrox]

34 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Wait, who?

Farm dude. Friend of Dempsey's. 

[xls]

1 hour ago, magemaud said:

They come already peeled in Hungry Man Dinners 

Thems r good!

[magemaud]

Rewatching the jewelry store scene and it’s obvious that Jasmine is looking at CZ rings because no one selling real diamonds would pull out the whole tray, leave it on the counter and let the customer rifle through them. 

[Pepper Mostly]

12 hours ago, magemaud said:

Let’s ship her with Aussie Erica 

They would be utterly adorable together and this needs to happen.

[Doublemint]

Hello, is this the right spot for tonight????   Reporting for snark duty.

[judylo]

Hi! I have no idea who we are seeing tonight. Oh yeah, Mary …

Edited August 1, 2023 by judylo
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[Zombness]

Hello is this it??

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is this where the cool live chat snarkers hang out?