90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Dempsey just texted "I'm here! Waiting for you at London Airport!"

Maybe she's in Barbados waiting for Tyrae. 

[kacesq]

Wow…look how completely natural and not at all awkward this encounter is!

[Angry Moldovan2]

Statler is so close to pooping her pants

[AR Traveler]

This is a nope.  Dempsey already wants to nope out of there.

[Shelbie]

Are they going to have sex on the sidewalk ?

[Pepper Mostly]

This reminds me of when stupid idiot Rachel went to London to meet ex-con Jon, and he threw up in the gutter on his way to meet her. So romantic. 

[mmecorday]

Dempsey is pretty! She looks like mid 1990s Sharon Stone!

[kacesq]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

This reminds me of when stupid idiot Rachel went to London to meet ex-con Jon, and he threw up in the gutter on his way to meet her. So romantic. 

Are those two still together? Sharp owes us an update episode.

[charmed1]

Statler is Ralph Wiggum-level awkward. “Soooo…do you like…stuff?”

[Angry Moldovan2]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

This reminds me of when stupid idiot Rachel went to London to meet ex-con Jon, and he threw up in the gutter on his way to meet her. So romantic. 

Didn’t he have a toothbrush at the ready?

Edited July 17, 2023 by Angry Moldovan2

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

Wow…look how completely natural and not at all awkward this encounter is!

That's because they're soulmates. Its inspiring isn't it? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Well this seems awkward.

[kacesq]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

That's because they're soulmates. Its inspiring isn't it? 

True love.

[sainte-chapelle]

This is awkward

[Eldemarge]

Statler has zero charm.  

No YOU radiate awkwardness.  Dempsey seems normal.

[For Cereals]

Meisha, what are you doing with Bat Boy?  Just stop…come back to the US, find a golf pro, a Gemstones type with Gavin Newsom hair, or an oil barron with lots of money who will go to mass with you on all the big days.

[GrammyPammy]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

She looks like mid 1990s Sharon Stone!

Dempsey reminds me of Cameron Diaz

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Angry Moldovan2 said:

Didn’t have a toothbrush at the ready?

No, and we didn't see him nip into a drugstore (or "chemist" as they so quaintly say over there) and buy one, either!

[mmecorday]

Dempsey, don't get too close to Statler's butt. 

[GrammyPammy]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Are those two still together? Sharp owes us an update episode.

They are still married. Still waiting on that visa which he will never get because he is a violent mf’er.

[Suzywriter]

4 minutes ago, GrammyPammy said:

The rest of his family, including mom, very attractive. Tyray could be, too, if he lost a significant amount of weight. But you can’t fix stupid…

Even big...there are nice clothes for big/tall men, nice shoes, fresh haircuts (get a fade, man!) and barber shop beard styles. He wears his hair like a 3 month old who rubs a bald spot by stimming on their blanket. 

[Angry Moldovan2]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

No, and we didn't see him nip into a drugstore (or "chemist" as they so quaintly say over there) and buy one, either!

He probably used his finger

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, mmecorday said:

Dempsey, don't get too close to Statler's butt. 

What? She sprayed it with perfume and all is well.

[Pepper Mostly]

Producer: what's the plan for tonight?

Statler: Are you fucking kidding me? We're not playing fucking Scrabble!

[charmed1]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

This reminds me of when stupid idiot Rachel went to London to meet ex-con Jon, and he threw up in the gutter on his way to meet her. So romantic. 

The violent trash gnome! I wonder if that idiot ever ending up moving there with her baby.

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Producer: what's the plan for tonight?

Statler: Are you fucking kidding me? We're not playing fucking Scrabble!

It's axe throwin' time!

[sainte-chapelle]

Guys’….my friend’s boyfriend did the same thing at a bar ..none of us were shocked to learn he was cheating on her.

[Eldemarge]

Oooooh I get it.  Okay, Christian is a narcissist.  It rattles him that he isn't bowling Cleo over with his IMPRESSIVENESS so he goes and finds a group of women to try and impress so he can show Cleo how actually impressive he is and she's totally missing out and HE'LL SHOW HER.

I was married to a narc, and this behavior at the bar looks very familiar.

[magemaud]

These Great Wolf Lodge commercials are creepy 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

It's axe throwin' time!

"You can come and throw axes with me, if you know what I mean!"

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

It's axe throwin' time!

Or bush-whacking? 

[Angry Moldovan2]

Christian is kinda cute with the hat on but when it comes off he looks like a Transylvanian refugee. I wonder if he has a sex hat like Gino the Malaka

Edited July 17, 2023 by Angry Moldovan2

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Or bush-whacking? 

Dead ee

[Shelbie]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

It's axe throwin' time!

Fist though they have to go through each others instagram and give each other the third degree.

[AR Traveler]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Oooooh I get it.  Okay, Christian is a narcissist.  It rattles him that he isn't bowling Cleo over with his IMPRESSIVENESS so he goes and finds a group of women to try and impress so he can show Cleo how actually impressive he is and she's totally missing out and HE'LL SHOW HER.

I was married to a narc, and this behavior at the bar looks very familiar.

Yes, I think we were married to the same man.  He couldn't go five minutes without trying to show his IMPRESSIVENESS!

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan2 said:

He probably used his finger

I've used a washcloth and baking soda in a pinch. 

[Angry Moldovan2]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

What? She sprayed it with perfume and all is well.

Nothing worse than poop mixed with cheap perfume.

[GrammyPammy]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

I wonder if that idiot ever ending up moving there with her baby.

She had an older daughter that she shared custody with the father so she really couldn’t move to England. I think they are playing a waiting game…on the visa or the daughter to be 18, whichever comes first! (I think the daughter was 7 or 8 during their season.)

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan2 said:

Christian is kinda cute with the hat off but when it comes off he looks like a Transylvanian refugee. I wonder if he has a sex hat like Gino the Malaka

Gino looks like the Great Gazoo without antennae. 

[Gobi]

Just now, Angry Moldovan2 said:

Nothing worse than poop mixed with cheap perfume.

I don't want to know how you know that.

[Auntie Anxiety]

One of Christian’s goals is for women the world over to find him appealing and this fake relationship with Cleo is a means to an end. He thinks it will propel his “career.”

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, AR Traveler said:

Yes, I think we were married to the same man.  He couldn't go five minutes without trying to show his IMPRESSIVENESS!

That was no man, that was my sister. Drove me nuts. 

[Bees52]

Oy, they just played the snobby lady Sunglass hut ad here. I like how the the other customer gives her the evil eye. I would too.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, GrammyPammy said:

She had an older daughter that she shared custody with the father so she really couldn’t move to England. I think they are playing a waiting game…on the visa or the daughter to be 18, whichever comes first! (I think the daughter was 7 or 8 during their season.)

It goes by fast. 

[magemaud]

Doesn’t every mom want to make sure her seven year old  daughters know how to strut their stuff? 

[GrammyPammy]

2 minutes ago, AR Traveler said:

Yes, I think we were married to the same man.

Wait a minute…I was married to that guy, too!

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, AR Traveler said:

Yes, I think we were married to the same man.  He couldn't go five minutes without trying to show his IMPRESSIVENESS!

My narcissist thought he was charming.

[Angry Moldovan2]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I've used a washcloth and baking soda in a pinch. 

I have squished with water then an apple. Desperate times, desperate measures

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

One of Christian’s goals is for women the world over to find him appealing and this fake relationship with Cleo is a means to an end. He thinks it will propel his “career.”

What exactly is his career, besides looking in two directions at once? 

He'd have cleaned up on The Gong Show. 

[torontomeridith]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Even big...there are nice clothes for big/tall men, nice shoes, fresh haircuts (get a fade, man!) and barber shop beard styles. He wears his hair like a 3 month old who rubs a bald spot by stimming on their blanket. 

Absolutely. Tyray has the defeatist attitude of a man who thinks he'll never find love and it extends into his appearance.  But at this point, he's not going to just get some better self-esteem on Shein. He needs an internal and external makeover.