90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[CrazyInAlabama]

I wonder if the pre-nup demand by Gabe's family because there is family money, or a trust or something?      His sister is such a drama queen.   

The tattoo on the right side of Gabe's scalp looks like the top half of a navigation compass.   

 

Edited May 8, 2023 by CrazyInAlabama

[Suzywriter]

Oh, Great, my tv was offline and I've been watching last week's episode. I had to use my phone to find the right train wreck.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Oh, Great, my tv was offline and I've been watching last week's episode.

That definitely says something about this shit show and it’s not anything good.

[Gobi]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Oh, Great, my tv was offline and I've been watching last week's episode. I had to use my phone to find the right train wreck.

I give you credit for knowing the difference.

[Hotel Snarker]

What in the Spaaaaahhhhhkles is pillbilly wearing now?

[Doublemint]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Oh, Great, my tv was offline and I've been watching last week's episode. I had to use my phone to find the right train wreck.

 You have many talents, including snark.

[Baltimore Betty]

Someday Isobel will be flush with crotch stuffers if she can just avoid the prenush!

[tvrox]

Hi all!!! 

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

That definitely says something about this shit show and it’s not anything good.

( figured it was a cheesy recap to make up for lack of new material.

[magemaud]

Gabe’s constant mugging for the camera really gets on my nerves 

[Baltimore Betty]

That Malibu commercial confused me. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I certainly hope Mrs. @Floatingbison enjoyed the Mama June show on Friday night. I myself was having snark withdrawals due to no Love After Lockup.

[greekmom]

Loved how he admitted it. Use her for the green card.

[Gobi]

When Ousamma told Debbie that he wanted to go to the US, you could have knocked me off a donkey with a feather!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m still not sure which of Osama’s eyes is the functional one.

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, greekmom said:

Loved how he admitted it. Use her for the green card.

Poor Dibby.

[magemaud]

His sister’s name is Asthma? 

[CrazyInAlabama]

Oussama and Debbie.   I dislike him more every second, and the family certainly turned on her once they found out she wasn't going to take Oussama and the rest of them back to the U.S.   

[GrammyPammy]

I’m no psychologist (but I’d love to play one on TV!) but Monica checks all the boxes clinically for Narcissistic Personality Disorder. And you just can’t win with them, only severely limit contact.

[greekmom]

Just now, Baltimore Betty said:

Poor Dibby.

Meh. Don't feel bad for her.

The signs were there.

Her son told her so.

[Hotel Snarker]

She thought you wanted to use her for a green card? YOU SAID YOU WANTED HER TO GET YOU A GREEN CARD!

[GrammyPammy]

3 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Gabe’s constant mugging for the camera really gets on my nerves 

He does have a great smile and beautiful teeth!

[judylo]

What? Is Oussama lying to his sister (?) or was there really a misunderstanding?

Edited May 8, 2023 by judylo
I am confused!

[Gobi]

Ousamma and Debbie just can't see eye to eye.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m still not sure which of Osama’s eyes is the functional one.

 

Neither.

[GrammyPammy]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

His sister’s name is Asthma? 

I think it’s “Assma”. Maybe she was named after the donkey…

[greekmom]

Just now, Gobi said:

Ousamma and Debbie just can't see eye to eye.

Guess he's going to fight TOOTH and nail for Debbie?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Osama, being a poet or a struggling artist is a pipe dream, honey. Time to get real.

[Baltimore Betty]

Poetboy better have a skill that he can earn some serious dollar because Dibby's social security income will not be enough to cover living expenses and art supplies for Oh-sama's bad, bad art.

What does Oh do, what is his trade?

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m still not sure which of Osama’s eyes is the functional one.

One of his eyes is clearly going the other way. 😉 

[Doublemint]

Sister Oussama has a mustache - it's distracting.

[CrazyInAlabama]

I think Oussama's profession is 'Professional Leach'.

Kris is such a fool, and a bizarre dresser.   Going home for a while, and it turns into over five months is pathetic. 

Edited May 8, 2023 by CrazyInAlabama

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Baltimore Betty said:

Poetboy better have a skill that he can earn some serious dollar because Dibby's social security income will not be enough to cover living expenses and art supplies for Oh-sama's bad, bad art.

What does Oh do, what is his trade?

He listens to the silence of cats. 

[greekmom]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Sister Oussama has a mustache - it's distracting.

nm

[kacesq]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Osama, being a poet or a struggling artist is a pipe dream, honey. Time to get real.

I was just having this discussion with my mom, one of my lovely smart friends is a creative and she is insulted when her family talks to her about getting an actual job. It’s beneath her and her art.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Osama is still trying to find a green card himself.

[Gobi]

🎵Sweet home Alabama

Where the meth is always blue🎶

[kacesq]

Family issues? Mmhmm. What about the priceless motorcycle trial?

[GrammyPammy]

Crackhead Kris obviously spent some of her power-washing money on trendy new threads!

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Sister Oussama has a mustache - it's distracting.

Get her a yellow leather Sgt. Pepper jacket and some Beats. She's about to 'rock it'.

[magemaud]

“family issues”…sure, Jan

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kris always has these non-specific explanations for her behavior. “Family issues.” Okay.

[greekmom]

I'm Greek but boy that woman has a nose.

The nose knows.

[Eldemarge]

Oh this girl is on pills today.

[GrammyPammy]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Get her a yellow leather Sgt. Pepper jacket and some Beats. She's about to 'rock it'.

💀💀💀

[Doublemint]

Kris stayed away because of "family problems" - sure.  I wonder when that "neck" will flare up.   She'll need a fix soon.

[magemaud]

Profile shot, no bueno 

[Hotel Snarker]

Family issues, bank issues, legal issues, medication issues, employment issues….what will Kris’s excuse be tomorrow?

[greekmom]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Family issues, bank issues, legal issues, medication issues, employment issues….what will Kris’s excuse be tomorrow?

She lost her pink tutu?

[Eldemarge]

Oh Fuck this outfit.