90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[magemaud]

Or the Three Witches in “the Scottish Play” 

Boil, bubble, toil and trouble. 

Edited April 19, 2023 by magemaud

[Tuneful]

On 4/16/2023 at 9:13 PM, greekmom said:

out of the 2, i would have thought Jemyi would have buyer's regret.

I don't think Jeymi buys anything. 

Although per social media she has a law degree and a job as a receptionist. And has changed employers often. Something seems off there. The American partner is supposed to pay for an upscale apt. downtown? That has to be furnished accordingly? You'd think Jeymi would scout around, even in the suburbs on transit, and report possibilities for a modest place. Maybe Kris got tired of being a Sugar Mama, or the drug availability wasn't what she hoped. 

Daniele kicking a coconut all around the apartment...Johan knows he has married someone off their rocker, and a green card may not happen even though he tried to gross her out on the DR, e.g., by all the flies on meat. Also, I don't think D's Spanish is that good; she had a script or dubbed it in later. 

Edited April 20, 2023 by Tuneful

[Hotel Snarker]

Danielle: It’s Yohan’s birthday, and how come nothing is all about ME, ME, and only ME?

Fuck you and your birthday, Yohan!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Catching the last few minutes of last week’s episode. Daniele struts into the party. She walks like a chicken with her ass stuck out. Bock BOCK!

Hello, my loves. I love you so much but I wish you would change. Even though you are my soulmate. 

[greekmom]

Hi Peeps.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Johan is declaring his independence now that Daniele double-crossed him wrt moving to the US. Daniele, please pack your coconut and go.

[Gobi]

Howdy everyone. I think the harsh truth is that we will never see the donkey.

Edited April 23, 2023 by Gobi

[Hotel Snarker]

Good evening everyone! Busy week ahead of me so the snark better be fire. I rated last week’s episode a 3. There was just a lot going on. So much so that I could imagine the witty repartee @Pepper Mostly would make about this episode, especially Mother Oussama’s perfect facial expression and Danielle’s shitty ass, plus Jen and the Holograms… If Pep was here with us maybe the ep would get a higher rating from me. Sorry, am I too hopelessly devoted to you, Pep?

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola mis amigos! Que lo que? (In honor of Johan, I greet you with the Dominican Spanish version of "What's up?") In other news, Danielle sucks. "Johan only wants to do things one way, HIS way. He doesn't understand that we have to do everything MY way." 

Has everyone had a good week? It is cold and rainy here and we did not cook or even shop much! Just sat around in blanket nests, reading and watching TV. 

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Good evening everyone! Busy week ahead of me so the snark better be fire. I rated last week’s episode a 3. There was just a lot going on. So much so that I could imagine the witty repartee @Pepper Mostly would make about this episode, especially Mother Oussama’s perfect facial expression and Danielle’s shitty ass, plus Jen and the Holograms… If Pep was here with us maybe the ep would get a higher rating from me. Sorry, am I too hopelessly devoted to you, Pep?

Aw, I blush! I adore you beyond all reason. And your check's in the mail. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

So which of Osama’s wonky eyes are you supposed to look at if you had to talk to him face to face?

[kacesq]

Good evening my loves!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

So which of Osama’s wonky eyes are you supposed to look at if you had to talk to him face to face?

Just pick an eye and commit to it. There's no other way.

[Gobi]

Oussama bin lyin'.

[Pepper Mostly]

Its now or never for Donkeygate. I live in hope. 

[Emmeline]

I had a few snow flakes yesterday and again today.  Going do to freezing tonight after having 80 degree temps last weekend.  On the upside I didn’t have to do any yard work because it was too cold.  Hope you all had a good week.

[kacesq]

Forgive me, but Debbie never visited her true love before this right?

[Zombness]

Good evening to all!!  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Poor Debbie. My bones creak for her. Upholstered toilet seat is a NO vote from me.

[judylo]

On 4/17/2023 at 6:32 PM, Suzywriter said:

I'm in the same agegroup @judylo.  I was talking about his expectations. I've never seen the group so touchy.

Meet the new boss...

Well, I was facing checkups with my internist and my liver doctor this past week (I have liver disease), so … I'm doing really well, though.

[greekmom]

i bet the 3rd world counties that Debbie's been to are 5* resorts in Dominican and Mexico

[Pepper Mostly]

No railings on the stairs is a no go for me. This old lady needs railings or its "I'm fine, I'll just stay here".

[sainte-chapelle]

Well Debbie what did you expect though? You hooked up with a young guy from a modest family background…Jesus

[kacesq]

His sister is very pretty,

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

No railings on the stairs is a no go for me. This old lady needs railings or its "I'm fine, I'll just stay here".

That's not the only railing Debbie won't get.

[Hotel Snarker]

Debbie, Unplugged.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Debbie is a sweet woman who could teach all the others how to be gracious. And Osama’s family just loves her ability to get them all a green card.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, what a sweet gift from Debbie. She is really thoughtful. No Lord's Prayer purses from her. 

[My Girls]

Awww, I love Debbie!  I'd totally hang out with her!

[sainte-chapelle]

How come Oussama’s sister is so pretty?

Ohhhhhh WTF lolllll

[Gobi]

Sister or secret wife? Inquiring minds want to know.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Chloe Dog said:

Awww, I love Debbie!  I'd totally hang out with her!

I bet she's a lot of fun. I'd hang out with her too. I was absolutely dying when she said she's surprised they're not all walking around in neck braces. 

Edited April 24, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[greekmom]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

How come Oussama’s sister is so pretty?

Oussama got hit with the ugly stick

[CrazyInAlabama]

There's a worse crisis coming for Debbie, when her botox wears off and she gets wrinkles.    Oussama's dad seems very nice, but it's going to turn sour quickly when Debbie's news about moving to Morocco permanently sinks in.   I wonder if Oussama's family researched the long time it takes to move relatives to the U.S.? 

 

[charmed1]

Dad is relieved he didn’t get the gun holster bible pocketbook he was expecting.

[Zombness]

And "we" will go to the US.   We....means more than two in this case, the whole family.

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Its now or never for Donkeygate. I live in hope. 

Let us all chant together, once again: DONKEY! DONKEY! DONKEY! DONKEY!

[kacesq]

Why does Debbie want to live there anyway?

[Auntie Anxiety]

You’re moving here! <sad trombone>

[sainte-chapelle]

Family approves because they thought he would get to the States. This explains everything. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

You’re moving here! <sad trombone>

Sister Oussama looks positively stricken. 

[Gobi]

Just now, kacesq said:

Why does Debbie want to live there anyway?

Social Security money probably goes farther there.

[kacesq]

I do appreciate that Debbie is very gracious and blaming Osama for not telling his family instead of taking it on his poor family.

[Baltimore Betty]

Deb is very nice, she treats everyone with respect and I am sure Oh-sama sensed her could take advantage of her, it is a shame that she entered this relationship with a pure heart, we need to find her a nice guy stateside, age appropriate and with a nice pension.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Zombness said:

And "we" will go to the US.   We....means more than two in this case, the whole family.

I thought that too but it may just be that their English isn’t so great.

[Hotel Snarker]

Debbie is shocked at the living conditions but she is still being respectful and kind to Oussama and his family. She is a lady!

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Why does Debbie want to live there anyway?

to get on the TLC show.  Her home is in the US, her business is in the US.  Debbie is getting her ass back to the US

[kacesq]

Just now, greekmom said:

to get on the TLC show.  Her home is in the US, her business is in the US.  Debbie is getting her ass back to the US

She has a business?

Rishi grows less attractive every week. 

[greekmom]

Just now, kacesq said:

She has a business?

her jewelry making business?!

[Pepper Mostly]

I would give a lung for those fancy red velvet and gold chairs, not gonna lie.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I thought that too but it may just be that their English isn’t so great.

To be fair Oussama probably told them in the form of some weird poem, so they didn’t understand fully.