90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Frozendiva]

Kris is still young. Jeymi should know exactly what she is getting.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, Doctor, she will most emphatically NOT "learn to live with the pain". She wants medication and plenty of it, thank you.

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Drogo said:

If Kris is 40 I’m Gandalf the Gray.

Her full name? Kristal Meth.

[greekmom]

Mahmood. for someone who has issues with clothing being forbidden, etc. You do like to drop the f bombs alot.

Just sayin.

[Bees52]

How did we go from buying weapons to nearly immobile so quickly? 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, greekmom said:

Mahmood. for someone who has issues with clothing being forbidden, etc. You do like to drop the f bombs alot.

Just sayin.

It is okay for his shirt to be undone.

Just now, Bees52 said:

How did we go from buying weapons to nearly immobile so quickly? 

Drugs wearing off?

[Eldemarge]

I have chronic neck pain myself, so when I travel, I have to pack this little wedge.  I know the plane ride and hotel pillows are going to mess me up so I put it on the floor every morning and lay down on it for 5 minutes to try to align things.  It's been a lifesaver.  

[Drogo]

Just now, Bees52 said:

How did we go from buying weapons to nearly immobile so quickly? 

When she doesn’t engage in mortal kombat for a few days her ninja reflexes get rusty and malfunction.

[charmed1]

Muscle relaxers put me to sleep and make me dizzy when I wake up. Given to a knife-wielding, narcoleptic, sleep-fighter? Should be totally fine.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, greekmom said:

Mahmood. for someone who has issues with clothing being forbidden, etc. You do like to drop the f bombs alot.

Just sayin.

But we all know Mahmoud is full of shit. A devout Muslim man is also supposed to dress modestly and cover his head, for example. Its all about control and dominance with him, not devoutness. 

[Drogo]

Does TLC purposely misspell their in-show subtitles?  “Your girl’s enganged!”?

[Doublemint]

OK enough - where is the donkey and jackass falling off?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I hope Nicole can get her sewing machines out of storage. Or did she sell them because she was going to live with her dear husband?

[greekmom]

Just now, Doublemint said:

OK enough - where is the donkey and jackass falling off?

Right? it's been what 6 episodes in and still no freaking donkey

[SunnyBeBe]

 Just don’t get all that bickering over attire.  She knows what he’s going to say and vice versa.  It’s just verbal banter for no reason.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nicole, get your head out of your ass. Put on your flight attendant outfit and head to the airport.

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

OK enough - where is the donkey and jackass falling off?

Me want some Ooooooussssaaaaaaaaaaaammmma.

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, Drogo said:

Does TLC purposely misspell their in-show subtitles?  “Your girl’s enganged!”?

The Slatons are all functionally illiterate, so it tracks.

[Drogo]

Nicole’s permanent sad face is fighting with her happy go lucky cowboy shirt.

[mmecorday]

When yard sale shirt purchases go horribly wrong.

[greekmom]

I hate Nicole's shirt.

[Floatingbison]

11 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

My cat and I share dessert from the same spoon Sunday nights.  I don't have anyone here to tell me if that's gross or not, so I'm going to assume it's totally normal lol

I've fed Benny the Jet with my fork, but I don't reuse it after that!

[Drogo]

SHE GAVE UP EVERYTHING

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nicole, did you give up your CAR? The one you were delivering pizza in?

[kacesq]

So we got what..3 minutes of Debbie and Oussama? I feel robbed…like someone took my rare motorcycle.

[Gobi]

So, aside from their mutual attraction to fabric, why exactly did these two marry?

[Pepper Mostly]

God, he's whining like a teenager. What does she see in him? Don't answer that. 

[greekmom]

Just now, Gobi said:

So, aside from their mutual attraction to fabric, why exactly did these two marry?

Mahmood wanted to get laid?

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

God, he's whining like a teenager. What does she see in him? Don't answer that. 

Tall, dark, and Egyptian, er, creepy?

[Drogo]

Two idiots with stupid haircuts. 

[Suzywriter]

Moomood doesn't make the rules. Not every country caters to individuality. Nicole is blind to the fact that his standing with family and community is impacted by how she behaves. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

I've fed Benny the Jet with my fork, but I don't reuse it after that!

I used to feed my old dog off my fork. 🎶Misty watercolor memories….

[Hotel Snarker]

Yes. Mackmoud. You do nothing. Even your bros said you were a baby.

[greekmom]

$10 he couldn't find a traditional Egyptian bride.

That's why he got an American 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Moomood doesn't make the rules. Not every country caters to individuality. Nicole is blind to the fact that his standing with family and community is impacted by how she behaves. 

That's true, but he's still a dick. 

[Suzywriter]

Every spouse becomes an expert swearer.

[Hotel Snarker]

Gaslighting 101. “If you wore the hijab I would know you loved me. Yes. You moved for me, but I need my culture to know I have exercised my control over you.” They’re in Cairo. In a huge city she doesn’t need a hijab.

[Pepper Mostly]

Here comes Isabel's Juan. Or what's his name, Jenniffffffer's friend. 

[mmecorday]

OK, off to the Oscars. See you all next week!

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Here comes Isabel's Juan. Or what's his name, Jenniffffffer's friend. 

Juan was Paola's trashy-ass undermining friend. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Rishi sheds one manly tear. I am moved. To fits of LAUGHTER! What a fucking tool. 

[Gobi]

Time to take my heroin for my neck pain. Advil, I mean Advil! Why, I would never inject heroin in between my toes!

Till next time.

Edited March 13, 2023 by Gobi

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Juan was Paola's trashy-ass undermining friend. 

Yes. And Jennifffffffer had a friend like Juan, Paola's friend. Can't remember his name though.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Rishi sheds one manly tear. I am moved. To fits of LAUGHTER! What a fucking tool. 

When did we get so cynical?

[Hotel Snarker]

And that is why we’re seeing very little of Debbie. The relationship is DOA.

[Eldemarge]

6 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Me want some Ooooooussssaaaaaaaaaaaammmma.

WE HAVE BEEN ROBBED AGAIN

[Bees52]

Just now, mmecorday said:

OK, off to the Oscars. See you all next week!

Ditto! ☮️❤️👋

[Drogo]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

And that is why we’re seeing very little of Debbie. The relationship is DOA.

WE GAVE UP EVERYTHING FOR THEM 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Yes. And Jennifffffffer had a friend like Juan, Paola's friend. Can't remember his name though.

Cack-oa?

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, good night peeps. I'm off to have some cake because apparently I have no over the counter painkillers. Have a wonderful week, friends!