sainte-chapelle February 19 Share February 19 Hey all what did I miss? Just kidding 7 Link to comment
Eldemarge February 19 Share February 19 1 minute ago, magemaud said: @Eldemarge, you are our very own bachelorette! We are all rooting for you 😁 I really only hope to bring good news regarding my love life! I'm taking it slow. But this guy is such a sweetie. 1 1 5 Link to comment
Gobi February 19 Share February 19 If Anally skips the wedding, she won't have to tell her family that she's getting married. 2 1 1 4 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 19 Share February 19 Just now, OneGuy said: Whoever crafted Sophie's Mom's face used a bit too much clay. Too many cracks inexpertly filled with silicone. 1 8 Link to comment
tvrox February 19 Share February 19 17 minutes ago, MagicEyes said: Hello snark fans! Is anyone else having a problem with this page jumping back up to the top of the unread replies? I keep scrolling down, and it keeps popping back up. I can't change browsers because Safari is the only one that will let me log in. 🙁 My life is a complete dumpster fire right now, and I'm not in the mood for petty irritations. Yeah mine has been having issues too. Sorry! I hope things get better for you soon :). 3 Link to comment
MagicEyes February 19 Share February 19 1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said: Hey all what did I miss? Just kidding You missed Nikki telling us all that her coochie is happy! Sometimes it's good to be late. 4 Link to comment
Red Bridey February 19 Share February 19 1 minute ago, magemaud said: I’m gearing up for my annual quest for Russell Stover jellybeans. Every year I travel all over the county My Easter time treat is Starburst jelly beans. I flove them and buy as many bags as I can find until Easter Sunday. Then I put my addiction away for another year! 5 Link to comment
magemaud February 19 Share February 19 2 minutes ago, OneGuy said: Whoever crafted Sophie's Mom's face used a bit too much clay. I can imagine her at Madame Tussaud’s when the air conditioning breaks down. 2 1 8 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 19 Share February 19 Just now, Pepper Mostly said: Too many cracks inexpertly filled with silicone mashed potatoes. FTFY 12 Link to comment
Bees52 February 19 Share February 19 Good evening, all. Hope your all well. I'm also in the midst of packing for a last minute trip. Surely need some good snark tonight. I think this was the calmest I've seen Nikki be since this show started. Justingor's shirt was, well, it shows he has affection for Nikki. 😏 4 2 Link to comment
Doublemint February 19 Share February 19 1 minute ago, magemaud said: I’m gearing up for my annual quest for Russell Stover jellybeans. Every year I travel all over the county For a minute my wonky eye saw "country" not "county" and I was briefly impressed with your exhaustive search! I've seen Russell Stover, they must be out there. Shoprite has Just Born, also Acme, if that's better for you and you can't find the Russell Stover. 3 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 19 Share February 19 4 minutes ago, Gobi said: If Anally skips the wedding, she won't have to tell her family that she's getting married. Its a perfectly elegant solution to a singularly knotty problem. Works for me. 5 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 19 Share February 19 @MagicEyes, there’s nothing like a good, old-fashioned two hours snark session with your online BFFs to lift one’s spirits. Leave it to us. 3 4 Link to comment
judylo February 19 Share February 19 So sick of Gino and Jasmine. I didn’t even pay attention during First Look. 6 1 Link to comment
MagicEyes February 19 Share February 19 Just now, Auntie Anxiety said: @MagicEyes, there’s nothing like a good, old-fashioned two hours snark session with your online BFFs to lift one’s spirits. Leave it to us. It does help! Snark & Snacks! 2 2 Link to comment
Eldemarge February 19 Share February 19 Where does Gino even GET a totally plain baseball cap with no text or a graphic? The Sims store? 1 5 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 19 Share February 19 The family is outside placing bets on how soon Jasmine will threaten Gino with divorce. 2 7 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle February 19 Share February 19 I met someone last night who looked like Jasmine….he face didn’t move or anything and she had the same red lipstick. 4 2 Link to comment
MagicEyes February 19 Share February 19 Just now, Gobi said: The wedding favors will be butt plugs. I don't even want to think about what Nikki would have for wedding favors! Probably CDs of her new music. 2 1 4 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 19 Share February 19 1 minute ago, kacesq said: 3 years? My God it seems so. Much. Longer. Dog years. 2 6 Link to comment
magemaud February 19 Share February 19 Let’s predict how many people will attend each of these weddings. For Gino and Jasmine I predict a lucky 13. Predictions how many will be at Clayton and Anali’s and Rob’s and Sophie’s nuptials? 4 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 19 Share February 19 “She has such a big pair of tits heart.” 4 Link to comment
Doublemint February 19 Share February 19 I Like Gino's blue wedding shirt. It's different - and the purple hat. 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 19 Share February 19 Just now, kacesq said: 3 years? My God it seems so. Much. Longer. Right? I was thinking the same thing. Just think, there was once a time when we were blissfully ignorant of their existence. Those were simpler, happier times. Uncle Marco is hammered. 4 1 6 1 Link to comment
MagicEyes February 19 Share February 19 That pink thing isn't Jasmine's wedding dress, is it? 2 1 Link to comment
Shelbie February 19 Share February 19 (edited) I know I’ll sound like I’m 100 years old but I’m pleased Gino’s family is dressed nicely for the wedding. We have seen a lot guests on this show look like they’re going to a bbq on the beach. Edited February 19 by Shelbie 9 1 Link to comment
MagicEyes February 19 Share February 19 I'm a few minutes behind other people. What's up with that? 1 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 19 Share February 19 Jasmine wants to call her daughter sister before she changes her mind about the wedding. 5 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 19 Share February 19 1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said: “She has such a big pair of tits heart.” HUGE.....tracts of land. 8 Link to comment
Doublemint February 19 Share February 19 Why does Jasmine need a hairdresser for the center parted, pulled back bun? 4 Link to comment
Eldemarge February 19 Share February 19 1 minute ago, magemaud said: Let’s predict how many people will attend each of these weddings. For Gino and Jasmine I predict a lucky 13. Predictions how many will be at Clayton and Anali’s and Rob’s and Sophie’s nuptials? Are we counting guinea pigs? For Clayton, Mom, Sister, maybe his one friend, 70 guinea pigs. Anali, I hope she invited the stripper guy. 2 7 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle February 19 Share February 19 (edited) 5 minutes ago, MagicEyes said: I don't even want to think about what Nikki would have for wedding favors! Probably CDs of her new music. Tied in a ribbon with a pink jewel encrusted dildo. Edited February 19 by sainte-chapelle 2 6 Link to comment
kacesq February 19 Share February 19 I do not care at all about Jasmine missing her family. 7 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 19 Share February 19 2 minutes ago, magemaud said: Let’s predict how many people will attend each of these weddings. For Gino and Jasmine I predict a lucky 13. Predictions how many will be at Clayton and Anali’s and Rob’s and Sophie’s nuptials? If either couple can muster up more than a dozen "guests" I'll eat Gino's hat. 5 Link to comment
judylo February 19 Share February 19 (edited) Even though these pairings are disasters, all the weddings make me feel sorry for myself because I never got married! Edited February 19 by judylo 7 3 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 19 Share February 19 Jasmine: I feel like this wedding is incomplete because my family isn’t here. Me: And now we have the script for their appearance on Happily Ever After, a second wedding for them. I won’t be watching. 2 1 2 1 1 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle February 19 Share February 19 I’m trying an Iptv service as I want to get rid of cable but the TLC channel keeps crashing 1 2 3 Link to comment
OneGuy February 19 Share February 19 2 minutes ago, Shelbie said: I know I’ll sound like I’m 100 years old but I’m pleased Gino’s family is dressed nicely for the wedding. We have seen a lot guests on this show look like they’re going to a bbq on the beach. Probably because they were recruited from a bbq on the beach. 1 1 3 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 19 Share February 19 2 minutes ago, Doublemint said: Why does Jasmine need a hairdresser for the center parted, pulled back bun? The production assistant needed her SAG card? 2 1 4 Link to comment
Eldemarge February 19 Share February 19 Well Jasmine, you did it. You met a fool on a sugar daddy website, fleeced him for money, left your kids, and got to America. Good luck in your road trip as you flee Michigan for your exciting future in the US with a train of even hotter sugar daddies. 10 1 2 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle February 19 Share February 19 1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said: If either couple can muster up more than a dozen "guests" I'll eat Gino's hat. His back up hat too? 8 Link to comment
kacesq February 19 Share February 19 I don’t find anything remotely interesting about Anali and Clayton, I’m sure she’ll marry him and wind up on HEA whining all the time while Clayton does…nothing. 9 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 19 Share February 19 2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said: Are we counting guinea pigs? For Clayton, Mom, Sister, maybe his one friend, 70 guinea pigs. Anali, I hope she invited the stripper guy. Do you think the guinea pigs will be the ring bearers? And what of Clayton's snide, carping mother? Will she make a scene? 7 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 19 Share February 19 Anally, unhappy wife, miserable life. Trust your instincts. 6 4 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 19 Share February 19 3 minutes ago, kacesq said: I do not care at all about Jasmine missing her family. She doesn't give a fuck about them really. She just wants an "emotional" moment for her telenovela audition reel. 6 3 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle February 19 Share February 19 Jasmine has a beautiful heart? Has someone messed with dudes medication 1 7 Link to comment
MagicEyes February 19 Share February 19 It's not a good omen that Clayton is mad about the stripper. It's the only time that Anali has ever looked like she was having fun. 4 7 Link to comment
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