90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Does Nick have a pet name for Devon’s father? 

Porky.

[Granny58]

14 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I’m usually a sucker for dimples but…

I just couldn't deal with this for a lifetime.

[tvrox]

42 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

I'm a piggy - made about 5 dozen cookies today!   Gaaaaa.

Not piggy if you share wtih us! 

[sainte-chapelle]

5 minutes ago, Granny58 said:

I just couldn't deal with this for a lifetime.

He looks like he had some sort of jaw removal surgery. Did he break his jaw or something during the drug years?

Edited December 11, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[Granny58]

This Korean guy (name?) is an asshole.  They don't teach manners in Korea?

[tvrox]

My neighbor is playing the piano in a very ominous way... matches this show! 

[Gobi]

"Piggy isn't so bad. I used to call her 'Shit for Brains'."

[Red Bridey]

I heard on an NPR radio show that Korean women need to weight no more than 120 lbs to be considered beautiful so yeah, Father Devin, Koreans think Americans are fat. But Nick should be more tactful and keep his mouth shut. He seems smart, he'll figure it out.

[MagicEyes]

Has Citra met this man in person? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Let’s have the weird looking female neighbor-friend come over to mediate this discussion, Father Devon.

[Pepper Mostly]

8 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I met a southern man who called his wife "cornbread fed" and "whole lotta girl". To him, this was affectionate, and she enjoyed the names as well.

Did Piggy object?

I once read a book by an Irish writer who had one character refer to another as "a fine grand armful" which I thought was delightful. 

Anyone remember Road Rules? One of the cast members was an English girl who went by Piggy. 

So wait, someone asked him what Koreans think of Americans (because he's a spokesperson for all of Korea), he answered, saying what the general impression was as he saw it. And Devin's dad takes it personally and jumps to "Nick hates all Americans and thinks we're lazy and fat". My eyes are rolling back in my head so far I can see my own rapidly melting brain. 

[CrazyInAlabama]

I think Nick is Korean gentleman.  

I see the production assistant who furnishes the flowers for the airport greetings came through.   

That shirt on Sam is interesting, so it's a batik from Citra. 

Edited December 11, 2023 by CrazyInAlabama

[Gobi]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

Has Citra met this man in person? 

He visited her in Indonesia.

[sainte-chapelle]

My Korean friend called her sister fat all the time…the girl weighed 125 pounds

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Porky.

Chonky boi.

[Bees52]

17 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I’m usually a sucker for dimples but…

Does he have a  perma-smirk? He looks the same whether smiling or not.

[Suzywriter]

6 minutes ago, Realitystarr said:

Wait  so  two of you in here are on  Ozempic or Mounjaro and neither have lost any weight? 

 

I'm on the lowest dose possible. It's to keep my A1c from getting into ugly numbers, and it's working. 

I miss liking food, though. I still crave, but can't satisfy the craving.  Even diet soda tastes weird and bitter.

[magemaud]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

Has Citra met this man in person? 

Yes, he traveled to Indonesia but was cock-blocked by the Muslim “no sex before marriage” rule. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Bees52 said:

Does he have a  perma-smirk? He looks the same whether smiling or not.

It’s called a resting smirk face. Rhymes with jerk face.

[tvrox]

43 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Terrible week here - have a humongous stye for a week now.  Took daughter for an iron infusion, she gets another next Friday.  On Tuesday she is having an Endoscopy.   I have 2 parties coming up - Weds & Thurs.  If the eye isn't better, I can't go.   Sorry for venting.

Hope it gets better soon! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

I miss liking food, though. I still crave, but can't satisfy the craving.  Even diet soda tastes weird and bitter.

Years ago, when I was having chemotherapy, one of the saddest side effects was the inability to taste most things. I remembered how I thought it would taste, but when eaten, it was all metallic or cardboard-like. But, damn, I couldn’t stop watching the Food Channel!

[MagicEyes]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

He visited her in Indonesia.

So it won’t be a complete surprise. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Citra its not too late. Stay home. Do not go gentle into the cornfields. 

Where is Sam from again? 

[For Cereals]

Sam reminds me of Fire Marshall Bill.  Is the dog pregnant or overweight?  I’m concerned.  Might want to learn more about the religion you’re converting to…🙄 but I think it’s a lot to expect him to convert.

[Suzywriter]

44 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Terrible week here - have a humongous stye for a week now.  Took daughter for an iron infusion, she gets another next Friday.  On Tuesday she is having an Endoscopy.   I have 2 parties coming up - Weds & Thurs.  If the eye isn't better, I can't go.   Sorry for venting.

Put some Johnson's Baby Shampoo on it with a cotton swab! Reapply every few hours. It will roll over and die in 24 hours, or at least shrink considerably.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sam looks like a baby robin.

[magemaud]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Citra its not too late. Stay home. Do not go gentle into the cornfields. 

Where is Sam from again? 

Misery, I mean Missouri 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Citra its not too late. Stay home. Do not go gentle into the cornfields. 

Where is Sam from again? 

He seems really irresponsible and immature. She doesn’t know what she is getting in to.

Sam should talk to Sarper. Nice clean bed

[Pepper Mostly]

Good Christian lad Sam can't fathom a "no sex before marriage" stricture? Seriously? 

[magemaud]

“Lots of little white Indonesian babies” in his future? I sure hope not 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Citra got the Darcey airport bathroom tutorial.

[Bees52]

Only fresh pillows, Sam? Some people like a whole new bed. 😏

Edited December 11, 2023 by Bees52

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

He seems really irresponsible and immature. She doesn’t know what she is getting in to.

Sam should talk to Sarper. Nice clean bed

Where he's going to make lots of "white babies". I am screaming inside. 

[Red Bridey]

Citra does look pretty.

[Granny58]

Well I like that he wants lots of babies. That's refreshing.  By the way sam, No sex before marriage is actually a Christian belief too. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Where he's going to make lots of "white babies". I am screaming inside. 

I thought I misheard…who says that? Is he still on Oxy?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Citra is going to marry this idiot? I hope Father Citra sets her straight.

[Red Bridey]

And Sam fails miserably at giving us the airport spin.

[tvrox]

44 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Yep. I totally believe you got engaged to someone and didn’t tell them you were bi. Also…we’ve seen this storyline before. Try harder Sharp.

Im under a tremendous amount of stress right now and am in no mood for these chuckle fucks….

but I adore my fellow snarkers. 💋 

Sorry! Hope things calm down soon. We're here for you. 

[OneGuy]

I barely notice his understated ink.

[Granny58]

"Look at your face.". Girl, don't go there.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OneGuy said:

I barely notice his understated ink.

Right? Its so tasteful. 

[Gobi]

Tonight's theme - "No sex for you!"

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, OneGuy said:

I barely notice his understated ink.

So classy and elegant and understated

[MagicEyes]

I don’t understand this relationship. She could do so much better than a walking disaster with a smushed face.

[Red Bridey]

Who's the goat guy again? He reminds me so much of Pole.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Gobi said:

Tonight's theme - "No sex for you!"

Come back, one year!

[Doublemint]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Put some Johnson's Baby Shampoo on it with a cotton swab! Reapply every few hours. It will roll over and die in 24 hours, or at least shrink considerably.

I have gone through 1/2 bottle of Johnson's baby shampoo.  Saw eye doctor and have also been using antibiotic drops, and warm compresses.   Get this every so often in the right eye.  Doctor says I will get it, try to stave off with the drops at the first indication of anything.

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, Granny58 said:

Well I like that he wants lots of babies. That's refreshing.  By the way sam, No sex before marriage is actually a Christian belief too. 

I wonder if it’s a Space Alien belief, too. 

[Gobi]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

I don’t understand this relationship. She could do so much better than a walking disaster with a smushed face.

Rhymes with "preen guard".