90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Zombness]

Just now, OneGuy said:

I thought Jasmine's next question to the clerk should be "How often do you recommend changing breast and butt implants?"

Well that;s about every 14 years more or less.

[MagicEyes]

These are the rattiest extensions I’ve ever seen! Jasmine would be horrified.

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Rob’s friend isn’t buying Sophie’s special brand of bullshit. Her name is Psoriasis?

I think it's Sorry Ass.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

What do you all do for achy, arthritic knees aside from a replacement?

Vicks Vaporub on the joint and aspirin by mouth. 

[magemaud]

Having a lot of trouble posting tonight so forgive me for being behind. 
my favorite gyno story was when my feet were in the stirrups and the nurse looked at my pedicure and asked, “Is that Dutch Tulips?” and the male doctor had no idea what we were talking about. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sophie is bisexual. But don’t tell Rob.

[Pepper Mostly]

Someone needs to take friend Rob aside and tell him to dial it back about ten notches. 

[MagicEyes]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

What do you all do for achy, arthritic knees aside from a replacement?

Have you tried glucosamine?

[Gobi]

And this little piggy went to Korea.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

Have you tried glucosamine?

Haven’t tried it. What dosage? What about turmeric for inflammation?

[sainte-chapelle]

So far this Devin seems more normal than the other Devin

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

What do you all do for achy, arthritic knees aside from a replacement?

I like to put a pillow under my bad knee. 

[magemaud]

When Veronica’s jaw was wired shut, she was still easier to understand than Devin. 

[OneGuy]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I like to put a pillow under my bad knee. 

Make sure to change it every six months.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Haven’t tried it. What dosage? What about turmeric for inflammation?

I've tried glucosamine and turmeric and neither helped noticeably. 

[CSunshine76]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

What do you all do for achy, arthritic knees aside from a replacement?

After ALL the meds…OTC and Rx, I recently had a nerve ablation. It’s a damn miracle. Bought me time before I go the surgical route. Hopefully will last a year or more, the difference is amazing though!

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Someone needs to take friend Rob aside and tell him to dial it back about ten notches. 

Lol he's making sure they call him in for a spot on the Tell Nothing.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nick doesn’t know about Devon’s secret life of debauchery in Searcy.

[sainte-chapelle]

Nooo that outfit….those Korean parents will eat her alive

[Auntie Anxiety]

Don’t worry, Nick. Your parents are actually thrilled to unload you on someone else.

[Pepper Mostly]

So here we have another American who refuses to even learn a few phrases of her fiances language, in preparation to meeting his parents. Sigh. WHY

[Gobi]

"Without my parents' blessing, I can't go to US." Wow, South Korean emigration requirements are strict!

[Auntie Anxiety]

The people in the restaurants couldn’t possibly be gawking at Nikki’s horrible plastic surgery and/or the cameras.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Nick doesn’t know about Devon’s secret life of debauchery in Searcy.

Yeah, but is she into girls? 

[Zombness]

Nikki people look at you not  because you are trans, but because you look weird.

[Bees52]

How much advice does Nick need to give Devin on meeting his parents? I swear, she's going to need a manual at this point.

[Eldemarge]

"Oh no, people can tell I'm trans...."   People are trying to figure out if you're human!

[MagicEyes]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Haven’t tried it. What dosage? What about turmeric for inflammation?

Some people get good results from turmeric, but it doesn’t do much for me. The glucosamine I’m taking now is 1500 mg. Half of the recommended dose might be enough. You can tell if it works, because your knees will feel better.  

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

The people in the restaurants couldn’t possibly be gawking at Nikki’s horrible plastic surgery and/or the cameras.

Exactly ! No one clocked her…it couldn’t possibly be the cameras or the terrible plastic surgery

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Bees52 said:

How much advice does Nick need to give Devin on meeting his parents? I swear, she's going to need a manual at this point.

Before they walk in, after all the instructions, Nick tells Devon to just be herself. Hahaha Kidding!

[Zombness]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

"Oh no, people can tell I'm trans...."   People are trying to figure out if you're human!

You got that right!!!

[CrazyInAlabama]

And dress like a character in a bad reality show.   Her outfits are so over the top.   I bet the camera crew following Nikki and Justin/Igor everywhere probably cause a lot of the attention too. 

I don't think Devin will go over well with the Korean family.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

Some people get good results from turmeric, but it doesn’t do much for me. The glucosamine I’m taking now is 1500 mg. Half of the recommended dose might be enough. You can tell if it works, because your knees will feel better.  

I’ll go to the Natural Food store in the next town ask them to set me up with some glucosamine and turmeric. They’ll know the right amounts.

[Doublemint]

This weirdo is from my State.

[Gobi]

How many hours does it take her to prep for a phone call?

Edited November 6, 2023 by Gobi

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Doublemint said:

This weirdo is from my State.

New Jersey has had its share of harridans on reality shows.

[Shelbie]

If she looks this weird at 47 I can’t imagine what she’ll look like in 20 years.

[MagicEyes]

Nikki doesn’t need to be softer, she just needs to not be abusive and demeaning.

[sainte-chapelle]

Holy arrested development Nicole. It’s all Justin’s fault…it is my hormones…no. Grow up and take some responsibility for your behaviour.

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Shelbie said:

If she looks this weird at 47 I can’t imagine what she’ll look like in 20 years.

She’s 47?! I would have added a good ten years to that.

[CSunshine76]

Wait. That was her mother?!!!  Not her same aged friend? 

[Eldemarge]

Igor is just charming and charismatic compared to YOU.  The bar is so low.

[Gobi]

I bet the other patrons think they're watching a horror movie being filmed.

[Auntie Anxiety]

The horrible plastic surgery AND the cold shoulder dress? Too much to bear.

[Eldemarge]

Why are the women who have these extreme cosmetic surgeries like Nikki and Darcey end up looking like my cross-eyed cat?  Their eyes go so wonky.

[Shelbie]

He could go to the gym while she takes 3 hours to get ready to go out.

[magemaud]

8 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

How much advice does Nick need to give Devin on meeting his parents? I swear, she's going to need a manual at this point.

Don’t forget to smile (with your mask on) 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

The horrible plastic surgery AND the cold shoulder dress? Too much to bear.

She looks like a lamprey.

[Zombness]

Just now, Gobi said:

I bet the other patrons think they're watching a horror movie being filmed.

The Nightmare Before the 90 Days!!!!

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

The horrible plastic surgery AND the cold shoulder dress? Too much to bear.

I thought the cold shoulder was out of fashion