90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[sainte-chapelle]

Monika is kinda of a rude asshole

[Pepper Mostly]

All right, everyone, tick "pre-nup" on you Bingo cards!

I simply LOVE that Sister Gabe is shitting all over her brother's joy. Way to go, sis.

[Shelbie]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I hate that shit «  losing my son to her »he is a grown man FFS

I have two sons. Both are happily married to wonderful women. I never for a second thought I was losing them. I was so glad they found love and was thrilled to welcome them into the family.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Shelbie said:

I have two sons. Both are happily married to wonderful women. I never for a second thought I was losing them. I was so glad they found love and was thrilled to welcome them into the family.

Same. And I was happy that my sons were happy.

[kacesq]

God Mackmoud isn’t even cute. This chick upended her life for this jerk?

[Pepper Mostly]

So, in other news, Nicole has learned how to light the stove. She's really adapting well to life in Egypt. Snerk.

Edited April 24, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[Hotel Snarker]

Fuck Monica. She’s obnoxious. She basically said “told ya so”.

[greekmom]

When Nicole leaves she needs to take her sister in law and those kids.

[magemaud]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I stopped watching Seeking Bro Husband, which is wildly out of character for me. That means it was unwatchable.

I absolutely hate everyone on that show, especially the so full of herself one who wants a second husband who is the exact opposite of that mealy-mouthed guy she is married to.  Oh wait, the one who keeps “Tiger” as a pet with benefits is also reprehensible 

[charmed1]

Anthony Mahmoud Hall thinks grocery shopping is “hanging out.”

[greekmom]

WHY would you get a live chicken where there are chicken pieces there for sale?

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

It’s like Nicole has to have a child-minder with her at all times. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Sigh…Mockmood and Nicole’s shenanigans.

He touched his brother’s wife?!

[goofygirl]

Oh goodie.  Time to pick out a live chicken and kill it for dinner.  Love that kind of shopping!!  Nicole, honey; you are in ANOTHER FREAKING COUNTRY!!!  You ain't in LA no mo!!  This moron....

[kacesq]

Why does she act like this is her first time there? Mackmoud is a jerk but I don’t like Nicole either.

[Pepper Mostly]

Here comes the obligatory chicken slaughter scene, kids! Sharp's reminder to us all that foreign countries are dirty, smelly, backward, fly blown and don't have supermarkets! 

[Gobi]

Shopping for food is stressful? Sweet tap dancing Jesus!

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Oh goodie.  Time to pick out a live chicken and kill it for dinner.  Love that kind of shopping!!  Nicole, honey; you are in ANOTHER FREAKING COUNTRY!!!  You ain't in LA no mo!!  This moron....

Nicole did live there briefly before…all this is bullshit

[greekmom]

Just now, kacesq said:

Why does she act like this is her first time there? Mackmoud is a jerk but I don’t like Nicole either.

They both are terrible ppl

[Bees52]

The live food market is surprising to Nicole? Guess she never watched ANY of the previous seasons  of this show...

[Hotel Snarker]

Those poor chickens in prison cages makes my heart bleed.

[magemaud]

8 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

TLC has not run out of ideas, have they?

What about the new show “Match Me Abroad” (or is it “a Broad”?) 

[Pepper Mostly]

"She speaks Arabic! She goes shopping!" Clearly she has reached the pinnacle of achievement for an Egyptian wife. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Because you don’t speak the language Nicole…that makes a huge difference in assimilation 

[Pepper Mostly]

Nicole has not bothered to even learn a few Arabic phrases. Of course. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mahmoud Does America? Somehow, I’m not seeing it.

[Baltimore Betty]

Enter Live Chicken Shopping segment. Fun fact when my father was young it was his job to go to the kosher butcher and get a chicken for shabbot dinner, it was live then it was dead, while the butcher was cleaning the chicken he was also my father's bar mitzvah coach and taught him his portion of the torah...life was so simple back then, lol.

Nicole never looks happy.  I can't believe that Mother Mackmewd never took Nicole out to the market or anywhere? Maybe Mother M knows what a buzzkill Nicole is.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

What about the new show “Match Me Abroad” (or is it “a Broad”?) 

TLC’s cheap answer to Love is Blind?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, here it comes. She's going to bring that annoying, nit picking, emotionally abusive stick insect she's married to to sunny California! Hilarity ensues!

[My Girls]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mahmoud Does America? Somehow, I’m not seeing it.

Oh, wouldn't that be funny?  I'd love that.... 

[charmed1]

TLC thinks they’re being subtle with all the phallic vegetable shopping. 

[greekmom]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Nicole has not bothered to even learn a few Arabic phrases. Of course. 

meh. She's only been there for 4 months. Talk to me when she's there for 3 years and hasn't learned a single word (see chicken Jenny)

[Bees52]

She had a back up plan to moving abroad... or was that her plan all along, to convince Mahmoud to move to the US.

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"She speaks Arabic! She goes shopping!" Clearly she has reached the pinnacle of achievement for an Egyptian wife. 

She leaves the house for one hour a day!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, greekmom said:

meh. She's only been there for 4 months. Talk to me when she's there for 3 years and hasn't learned a single word (see chicken Jenny)

And what about her CAR? 

[greekmom]

I can't stand Kris.

[Shelbie]

Nicole and Mahmoud would be a lousy couple wherever they lived.

[magemaud]

Gee, maybe Fatima has adapted so well to Egyptian culture because she MADE THE EFFORT? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nicole, no one is stopping you from getting on a plane and leaving for the States.

[Hotel Snarker]

Mockmood’s head would explode if he ever came to Los Angeles.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Nicole, no one is stopping you from getting on a plane and leaving for the States.

Well, Mahmoud was talking about hiding her passport....

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Mockmood’s head would explode if he ever came to Los Angeles.

See? Hilarity!

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, magemaud said:

Gee, maybe Fatima has adapted so well to Egyptian culture because she MADE THE EFFORT? 

I can’t remember how long have they been married?

[greekmom]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I can’t remember how long have they been married?

They have a kid or two... so I would assume at least 5-10 yrs.

 

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, greekmom said:

They have a kid or two... so I would assume at least 5-10 yrs.

 

That would have been a good couple to follow on this show but we know TLC only goes for dysfunctional or fake couples.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Gee, maybe Fatima has adapted so well to Egyptian culture because she MADE THE EFFORT? 

Coming from the Muslim community in China to Egypt was a good life decision for Fatima.

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Mockmood’s head would explode if he ever came to Los Angeles.

He couldn't even handle the plane ride over, all our Western states of exposed undress. You know, someone in shorts and a tank top or tee.

[Pepper Mostly]

Anyone got anecdotes? We're missing @Eldemarge tonight because she's having a super fab weekend with Silvery Pony man. Anyone else got a story to tell? @Auntie Anxiety, did you manage to work "coach a ho" into the conversation over lunch with your son?

Edited April 24, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[goofygirl]

Long time ago, when I was a child, my cousins & I would go to our grandparents house for a week or so every summer.  How Gran & Grandpa ever managed 4 kids at their house at one time... Anyhoo, we all lived in the city.  Our food came from the grocery store.  So, we begged Gran to see her kill a chicken.  I mean; WE BEGGED.  So she said, "OK, BUT we're gonna go through the WHOLE thing. You all are gonna HELP."  So we all watched as she wrung a chicken's neck, popped it's little head off, watched it run around in a circle for about 5 seconds with no head, fall over and die.  THEN, we had to help pull all the feathers, do that weird PIN FEATHER thing, help her cut it up, dredge it in flour and FRY IT IN A PAN!!

My Grandmother was the BEST cook in the world.  Honestly.  So, then we had FRIED CHICKEN for lunch.  And then... we all had to go lay down for a while.  OMG, I've never forgotten that!!  She proved her point!  Her point was: YOU ARE CITY KIDS!!!

[greekmom]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Anyone got anecdotes? We're missing @Eldemarge tonight because she's having a super fab weekend with Silvery Pony man. Anyone else got a story to tell? 

my boyfriend came from Toronto to visit me.  He watched the preview on Friday and thought that Debbie is a loon 

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Anyone got anecdotes? We're missing @Eldemarge tonight because she's having a super fab weekend with Silvery Pony man. Anyone else got a story to tell? 

I gave you the Bar Mitzvah lesson/chicken story about my father, not good enough? lol.