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90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here


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4 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

sounds like something a public sweatpants wearer would do

He also looked distinctly frowsy. Like he'd just rolled out of bed. In addition to being a rude fuck. 

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"Did I tell you that I own the Brooklyn Bridge?"

I just closed a ten million dollar deal on it last week. It almost didn't happen, because you kept wanting to "talk" and "discuss things" and "have sex". 

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Now with extra rat droppings.

For the authentic New York savor! 

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I got high in Florida on the third night and got very close to my friend and said "Can I touch your hair??? IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL" and then didn't wait for consent and just started to paw it.  "IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL AND SILVERY LIKE A BEAUTIFUL SILVER PONY"   He was frozen lol... Totally invaded his space.  Whoops, I have no chill.

A beautiful silvery pony! I AM DEAD

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Great game…we left the in laws early to go watch the game. It was a heartbreaker. I hate shootouts. If France had 5 more minutes I think they would have taken it.

I agree. France fought valiantly. 

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5 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

That is the biggest pretzel.  But, it better be, because it's Shaeda's dinner.  She's as classy as Bile, so she immediately declares that it tastes like cardboard.  And, it looks like they walked from their Times Square adjacent hotel to the Brooklyn Bridge.  

They forgot to add the mustard!

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Bile of Generational Wealth blew his wad on the helicopter ride. 

All his other planned activities have been free: walks in Central Park & over the Brooklyn Bridge and allowing Shaeda and Eutris to pretend to shop in a wholesale-only clothing store. 

I bet that he tried to split the bill 3 ways for the TLC-paid dinner.

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4 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Your friend was thinking,  "I'm getting in the endzone!  This girl is G2G"*

*good to go.

The next morning, I tried to buy him a coffee/pastry (he insisted on always paying for everything) and I said "Well, you let me touch your hair last night" and he said "I don't remember LETTING YOU"  lol  

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2 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Bile of Generational Wealth blew his wad on the helicopter ride. 

All his other planned activities have been free: walks in Central Park & over the Brooklyn Bridge and allowing Shaeda and Eutris to pretend to shop in a wholesale-only clothing store. 

Don’t forget…he bought her a giant gourmet pretzel for dinner!

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43 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

Jovi, apologizing? Wooow

How long will this last before he whines about her staying in Europe?

He will soothe his troubles by visiting more strip clubs. 

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