90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Doublemint]

I thought Single Life was on tomorrow at 8 pm, now I see it's Paradise.  

[Hotel Snarker]

I am gonna fucking scream. I am very close to my family and friends. If they had to escape a war and I hadn’t seen them for two years?! You bet your ass I’d stay and visit. Why does Yara need to go back to the USA to be alone? This is obscene. Yara is hot. I hope she tosses Jovi out like trash one day.

Edited December 12, 2022 by Hotel Snarker

[sainte-chapelle]

Are they repeating the Kenny  and Armando storyline? No one is trying to keep you in the closet, he is trying to keep you safe. Idiot

Edited December 12, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[Tuneful]

If I have to watch any more ads of that ridiculous Cody shaking his permed, highlighted, thinning mop, why, I just don't know what! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

My dog is passing gas like nobody’s business. She’s a canine Stephanie.

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

I thought Single Life was on tomorrow at 8 pm, now I see it's Paradise.  

No that starts next Monday 

[Bees52]

Yara said Jovi won't let her pursue her dream. Wasn't her dream  to be married to him? Guess that has changed, or never was. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

My dog is passing gas like nobody’s business. She’s a canine Stephanie.

Awww little pooty.

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

I thought Single Life was on tomorrow at 8 pm, now I see it's Paradise.  

Tomorrow night it's the last episode of the Single Life Tell All. After that, it's Paradise.

Edited December 12, 2022 by Gobi

[Tuneful]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

I thought Single Life was on tomorrow at 8 pm, now I see it's Paradise.  

Hm. It's really odd Xfinity has no blurb for that epi tomorrow, just the standard spiel on TSL. I don't which is worse, that or my having gone there to look... I was thinking it'd be 1 hour of the Tell All and 1 hour of Paradise.  

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

I thought Single Life was on tomorrow at 8 pm, now I see it's Paradise.  

And is that Sherlon I see? And his haggish harridan of a baby mama? Sweet Jesus give me strength.

[magemaud]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

My dog is passing gas like nobody’s business. She’s a canine Stephanie.

Quick! Grab a jar! Dog farts would make great Christmas gifts! 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

My dog is passing gas like nobody’s business. She’s a canine Stephanie.

Bottle that up and get  it on eBay

[Pepper Mostly]

Guys. This episode is boring me into a coma. Anybody got any anecdotes? Makeup tips? Cute stories about pets/kids? I'm dying over here. 

Edited December 12, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[Doublemint]

Thanks for the info on Single Life - I'm so tired I have my dates mixed up!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jenny’s DIL is dressed up like she’s a cartel boss.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Quick! Grab a jar! Dog farts would make great Christmas gifts! 

Snap!

[OneGuy]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Guys. This episode is boring me into a coma. Anybody got any anecdotes? 

Yeah, they're all brutal but this one is reaching a new low in boredom.

[Frozendiva]

Sumit wants to stay with mommy.

[Suzywriter]

12 minutes ago, magemaud said:

He’s a native Louisianan. 

I knew he sounded kind of like Richard Simmons about the accent. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sumit has absolutely NO intention of moving to the US. Nope, not gonna happen. Jenny, you gave up everything, including your car, for this.

[Mindthinkr]

Sumit is never going to move to America. He’s a wuss. 

[Angry Moldovan]

64 and I gave my car away for love and secks

[Pepper Mostly]

Come on Jenny. Remind us about all you've sacrificed. We haven't forgotten that you gave up your car. That wound must still be bleeding, poor thing. 

[Gobi]

"It could take up to two years to get your visa, and I don't have two years."

[Grifter Lives]

Family Sumit should tell Jenny straight out: Mama Sumit will never approve or accept Jenny, because Jenny betrayed her by having sex with her 20-year old son in her house under the pretense of being her friend.  

"64-year old grandma who gave up everything," is more persuasive to Jenny.  

[Bees52]

Jenny, Sumit isn't afraid of everything, he will jump out of a plane if you let him. He just doesn't want that plane to leave India.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Jenny’s DIL is dressed up like she’s a cartel boss.

Correction: Like a dealer at the black jack table.

[Tuneful]

7 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Sumit has absolutely NO intention of moving to the US. Nope, not gonna happen. Jenny, you gave up everything, including your car, for this.

And I thought *I* was the queen of hopeless romance cases. 

She had 10+ years of this and refused to bail! 

Edited December 12, 2022 by Tuneful

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Gobi said:

"It could take up to two years to get your visa, and I don't have two years."

Dead eee

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Guys. This episode is boring me into a coma. Anybody got any anecdotes? Makeup tips? Cute stories about pets/kids? I'm dying over here. 

I just read that Randy Fenoli of “Say Yes to the Dress” got engaged. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Sumit's thinking "I'm just saying what the PA told me to say, so we could possibly wring another season from this cash cow".

[LEILANI2]

I was excited about Paradise til I just figured out it already ran on Discovery+

[Hotel Snarker]

Smoot was getting backed into a corner and could see no way out. What will he do?

HAVE A KID!!!

Maybe they could adopt Mohammed’s other son.

[LEILANI2]

10 years and they never talked about children. Sure Jan.

[GrammyPammy]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Sumit wants to stay with mommy.

Even though she refuses to see him or talk to him.

He is so self-centered. He won’t do anything he doesn’t want to do, no matter what. It worked in Jenny’s favor to get him to marry her but now it’s going to be a long haul for her…

[OneGuy]

Jenny's DIL has a permanent furrowed brow.

[sainte-chapelle]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Guys. This episode is boring me into a coma. Anybody got any anecdotes? Makeup tips? Cute stories about pets/kids? I'm dying over here. 

I love the perfume Ange ou Démon by Givency. Looking for something similar that lasts a little longer on my skin. Any recommendations?

[Suzywriter]

There's that frown from the daughter in law again.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Anecdote? Last night I Zoomed with my 5 year old granddaughter in SF and showed her how to make snowflakes with paper and a pair of scissors. She made about ten of them. I loved it.

[LEILANI2]

Jenny and Summit used to be my favorite, now I'm just tired of this same old story line.

[magemaud]

Jenny’s daughter-in-law’s expressions are priceless! 

[Angry Moldovan]

Thinking about stealing one of my nieces children because I’m bored. What do you think?

[Hotel Snarker]

It is certainly the best thing to have this conversation with Jenny’s daughter and spouse—along with the camera crew…

[Suzywriter]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Jenny’s DIL is dressed up like she’s a cartel boss.

I too thought she was looking like she wandered off the set of Ozark.

[LEILANI2]

I finally broke and got the 7 day Apple+ trial to watch Ted Lasso.  It was worth it just for Roy FUCKING Kent.  I love this man.

[Grifter Lives]

Sumit can have a kid after a lifetime of caring for Jenny.  He could have had a child in his arranged marriage.  Or, he could just take one of his brother's kids to America.  

[Gobi]

This season will end someday. Right? Right?

[Suzywriter]

Aw, Babs!!! That made me tear up.

[sainte-chapelle]

I hope this is the end of big fat life show, from what I read the story planned for next season is extremely disgusting and disrespectful, especially towards babs