90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[OoogleEyes]

7 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

 I need a mega dose of snark tonight. What a weekend. It included a dog slipping out of her collar late last night in the woods, an hour of wringing my hands, her finally showing up like nobody’s business, except for the porcupine quills in the face, a trip to the emergency vet at 2am, $500 to get the quills taken care of, home at 4am. But she’s so fucking cute!

Anyway, who is going to be the first wife this week?

Oh Nooooo! Auntie, stay strong! You are doing a great job!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Faredeet can do much better than Usman.

[Gobi]

Why do I think that Userman would prefer three husbands?

[Bees52]

Hi all!

So, Shaeeda wants to have some fun on the trip. If she ditches Bilal, she just might.

[OneGuy]

I want to see this young woman demand to have first wife status.

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola peeps! Skidding in so late, I only brushed my teeth for one minute! 

How's everyone doing? @Hotel Snarker, what a terrible week you must have had! I hope your daughter will be OK. What a nightmare! Hugs to both of you.

Oh, and since I'm late, fuck you Bilal. 

[Armchair Critic]

She looks too good for Usman, he must embarrass his family with his shenanigans and dragging around these desperate older women.

[Hotel Snarker]

8 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Hotel Snarker, that is traumatic.  Glad she is safe.  In NC, school staff are in the media with charges every week.  Sadly, it’s quite common here.  

Yeah, there was another teacher in the news lately accused of physically assaulting one of her students. Makes me livid and disturbed.

[GrammyPammy]

    Soja’s light blue outfit he is donning to go meet his “potential” reminded me of some poplin pajamas I had for my Ken doll ages ago. Or the kind of PJ’s Rock Hudson wore in the movie “Pillow Talk”.

[sainte-chapelle]

She is only 18? No. He is not mature and responsible. Your daughter an do better

[Baltimore Betty]

7 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Oh great, Shaeda wants to get pregnant. This is brand new information.

She really should just take the used condom and let a turkey baster finish the job, Bilal would lose his mind!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Usman is doing his best Rico Suave imitation. 

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I didn’t realize that she’s meeting her friend, Estrus, tonight. Is she related to Aunt Flo?

omg. I am ☠️☠️☠️☠️

I'm reporting you for parole violation 

[OneGuy]

Usman:  "Do you know I'm a star?"  This guy is delusional.

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Why do I think that Userman would prefer three husbands?

I remember when Lisa first visited him, it looked like he had been sharing a bed with another male.

[Frozendiva]

He is a bit old for 34 being with an 18 year old.

[kacesq]

I hope this is the last season for Usman and his shenanigans. However I will pay good money to see Kimbally on Single Life.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Fareedet is driving a hard bargain. Good on ya, girl!

[Hotel Snarker]

Of course the first thing he asks is if she knows him as a performer. Gross.

[GrammyPammy]

Usman thinks he is making Parakeet an offer she can’t refuse…and is shocked when she refuses.

[Gobi]

She's reading off of cue cards.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Fareedet is driving a hard bargain. Good on ya, girl!

I love it. Don’t take his shit girl …be first wife and get that money

[Grifter Lives]

When did Usman get an Apple watch?

[Pepper Mostly]

7 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I’m over Shaeda. She married this loser. So now we’ll meet her best friend who will berate idiot boy while Shaeda plays victim.

I bet she has no filter and says just what she thinks with brutal honesty. 

7 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

BileDuct gets mugged in 3....2.....1

Now THAT would be some quality entertainment. We could all root for the mugger.

5 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Ms. Pepper isn't here yet?

I'm here! Houseguest and I went to thrifting and flea marketing today, followed by an indecently large late lunch/early dinner, then Netflix. First episode of "Inside Man", holy shit it is so intense! Yikes. 

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

If the season finale is Shaeda proudly announcing she’s knocked up, I’m gonna barf

Oh, you just KNOW the crackerjack team of huge genius brains in the Sharp Productions writers room are on that. They are nothing if not boring, mundane and trite. 

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Oh, wow! A friend without a filter. She must be gay.

And sassy. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Of course the first thing he asks is if she knows him as a performer. Gross.

I know, right? Everyone in the world knows who he is!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I might have to watch Sister Wves tonight because of Kody’s dramatic soliloquy. “You shoved a knife into my kidney and twisted it. Do you know what I had to give up to make you love me?” What the fuck?

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said:

When did Usman get an Apple watch?

One Yammy Buck equals one electronic gift.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said:

When did Usman get an Apple watch?

Don’t you know he is an international superstar…of course he can afford that watch that Kim bought for him

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said:

When did Usman get an Apple watch?

Kimbally probably sent it for his birthday. Or, you know, Tuesday.

[Hotel Snarker]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hola peeps! Skidding in so late, I only brushed my teeth for one minute! 

How's everyone doing? @Hotel Snarker, what a terrible week you must have had! I hope your daughter will be OK. What a nightmare! Hugs to both of you.

Oh, and since I'm late, fuck you Bilal. 

If I was my daughter’s BF I’d be half tempted to attack him before they got him. Worthless sack. Thank god she spoke up to me and he’s arrested.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I might have to watch Sister Wves tonight because of Kody’s dramatic soliloquy. “You shoved a knife into my kidney and twisted it. Do you know what I had to give up to make you love me?” What the fuck?

Unman could take lessons on how to be an utterly delusional douche from Kody. 

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

First episode of "Inside Man", holy shit it is so intense! Yikes. 

OMG, so good!!!!!!!

[Doublemint]

This girl is a goddess compared to Kimbaaly.   If she sees her (and 18) she will flip out.   Young lady wants to be the first, and his Mom says so too.  Kimba doesn't stand a chance.

[Floatingbison]

Hi all you groovy cats and kittens!

[sainte-chapelle]

Kody is flipping out and Christine is sitting there giving no fucks.

[Pepper Mostly]

The DOCTOR is not wearing her mask properly? Why are they going to this quack?

[Gobi]

"Does it hurt when you do this?"

"Yes."

"Then stop doing that."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Riveting tv right here, watching Jenny getting examined for a dislocated shoulder. Definitely didn’t get it from cleaning the house.

[Floatingbison]

18 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

 I need a mega dose of snark tonight. What a weekend. It included a dog slipping out of her collar late last night in the woods, an hour of wringing my hands, her finally showing up like nobody’s business, except for the porcupine quills in the face, a trip to the emergency vet at 2am, $500 to get the quills taken care of, home at 4am. But she’s so fucking cute!

Anyway, who is going to be the first wife this week?

Holy cow, good thing I paged back  and saw this, I was just going to ask how she's doing.  Unbelieveable, your new cutie finds probably the only porkypine in the neighborhood.  Glad she's safe.  

[OneGuy]

I like how Sharp has to clue us in on how the segment will go based on their segment preview photo/video of the couple.  Are they smiling?  Good things are coming.  Are they looking away from each other?  Oh oh.  Do they have their arms crossed?  Oh no.

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

The DOCTOR is not wearing her mask properly? Why are they going to this quack?

It's okay, she has her lanyard on under her blouse.

[kacesq]

My mom is 88 and looks better than Jenny. Just saying.

[Frozendiva]

Anyone can fall and get an injury.

[Pepper Mostly]

She has to get physical therapy? Don't they have a magic laminated card for that?

[OneGuy]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

The DOCTOR is not wearing her mask properly? Why are they going to this quack?

I think she has a lanyard under her coat.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sumit is finally figuring out that Jenny is old enough to be his mother. Where the hell have you been, bro?

[GrammyPammy]

Why did Jenny need Sumit to come home from work to take her to the ER? Then to the physiotherapist? Can she do nothing on her own? She is pathologically dependent. She was also foolish to climb up on a chair in the first place  at her age. Just like when she went roller skating with abandon. She seems to vacillate between “Oh, look, I am young at heart, not an old lady” and “Sumit, I’m ancient, you have to take care of me!”  I am 67 but I know better than to climb up on stuff (or go roller skating, etc.) without someone there to steady the ladder or in case something happens. Our bones become weaker and more porous as we get older, it’s just a fact. There is a difference between giving in to old age and being sensible.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

I like how Sharp has to clue us in on how the segment will go based on their segment preview photo/video of the couple.  Are they smiling?  Good things are coming.  Are they looking away from each other?  Oh oh.  Do they have their arms crossed?  Oh no.

Yes, they're masters of subtlety over at Sharp. You have to be quick to catch the nuances. 

[Gobi]

Needles? Is that a call back to Debris' and Miona's wedding?

[Bees52]

Jenny fell off of a chair? Ouch!

Oh man, the treatment for her arm is acupuncture. While I'm not exactly scared of needles, I don't really want to see a whole bunch of them in someone, unless I'm watching a horror movie with Pinhead in it.

Edited November 14, 2022 by Bees52