90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[My Girls]

Coltee's nose is just like that Steven Assante's (sp) nose.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Euphemisms for “she’s hopeless.”

Hey! I'm funny and quirky and believe me, I am freakin' adorable. 

[SunnyBeBe]

There’s something really creepy about a guy you aren’t interested in telling you about his date with another woman……ugh….

[Frozendiva]

He is really in love or whatever with Vanessa..... sigh...

[Hotel Snarker]

Coltee can't stop won't stop with the manipulation. Leveraging a date to try and get an emotional response from another woman.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, SunnyBeBe said:

There’s something really creepy about a guy you aren’t interested in telling you about his date with another woman……ugh….

And how he's been "thinking about you for a long time now". Shudder. Honey. He's thinking about trussing you up like a turkey and stashing you in his basement. 

[Frozendiva]

Coltee, Brazil is a big country. There is always another Larissa.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Vanessa wants to stay in the TLC gravy train. She’ll date Colt but it’s going to cost them plenty.

[Hotel Snarker]

F*** the Brittany!

[My Girls]

Canadian, I wonder where from?

[Pepper Mostly]

LOL, Brittany. Her guy "lives in Canada"? Seriously???

[charmed1]

Did I miss the part where Brittany moved to Houston? I thought she was in Florida.

[Pepper Mostly]

God, Brittany's voice. Just drag a rake across a chalkboard. 

[SunnyBeBe]

Coltee’s  grooming seems to have declined.

I’m not a Britney fan.  She really doesn’t seem real to me.  Very shallow.  And, I don’t like her personality.  

[Gobi]

Brittany is looking old.

[Auntie Anxiety]

She’s still with the braces? They’ve got to be a prop because her teeth look perfectly straight.

[Hotel Snarker]

I don’t know if we will mesh but definitely staying in my place. Sounds like fun???

[Frozendiva]

Brit, you are not as hot as you think.

[Pepper Mostly]

She won't just jump in the sack with anyone. Not until she sees his bank balance first, anyway. 

[charmed1]

God, I can’t wait for the Janice the Muppet fake lashes trend to end.

[My Girls]

I thought Canadians were locked out of the states during covid?

[Hotel Snarker]

Brittany: “Just because I have (fake) big boobs, (fake) big butt and (fake) long hair...”

[SunnyBeBe]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

She’s still with the braces? They’ve got to be a prop because her teeth look perfectly straight.

Prop?  What do you mean?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Looks like Brittney still needs to trowel the makeup on. 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Chloe Dog said:

I thought Canadians were locked out of the states during covid?

We could fly to the US. Not enter the land border.

[Hotel Snarker]

Okay, I have to say it...I cannot stand this caterpillar eyelash thing, it's so distracting & unattractive.

[My Girls]

His accent isn't Ontario lol

[Frozendiva]

Awww, he's from Toronto.

[Gobi]

He has a son. And a wife. “Did I forget to mention that?”

[charmed1]

Wait. If Brittany is only “28” and Justin is 31, how did she last see him when they were both “like 19” and they’ve known each other since they were both in 8th grade? 

[Frozendiva]

Someone I know from my previous workplace lives in Omaha. Bellevue is a bedroom mini city right outside it (Anna and Mursel).

[My Girls]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Awww, he's from Toronto.

haha We have a thing about that here in Alberta!

[Frozendiva]

Just now, charmed1 said:

Wait. If Brittany is only “28” and Justin is 31, how did she last see him when they were both “like 19” and they’ve known each other since they were both in 8th grade? 

They failed junior high many times.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

He has a son. And a wife. “Did I forget to mention that?”

"She's parking the car. Over here, honey!" 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Chloe Dog said:

haha We have a thing about that here in Alberta!

I lived in Trawna for a bit.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Prop?  What do you mean?

Brittney has a history of being with sugar daddies, which she bragged about during her season in 90DF. The braces have a certain appeal to old men, like a short Catholic school skirt might.

[SunnyBeBe]

Ref. Britney….if you’re going to brag on your looks, you really should have something that is working for you.  I just don’t see it with her.  I’m not big on dissing people’s looks…..we all do the best we can, but don’t brag over nothing.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is Fernanda still sporting the new tits or were they too much of a reminder of Jonathan and she had them removed.

[charmed1]

Oh snooze. This wide-faced teenager. GTFO of this lady’s bedroom, TLC. WTF?!

[Hotel Snarker]

Robby just looks sooooooo slimy.

[Pepper Mostly]

Fernanda is a crashing bore. 

[Frozendiva]

Fernanda is 22. Not all that smart.

[Pepper Mostly]

Yeah grandpa, you don't trust lawyers. You'd change your tune if you needed one. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Grandpa is funny.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Memo to Fern’s grandfather: Nowadays you can’t throw a cat without hitting a lawyer (sorry, cat lovers). Everyone went to law school ten years ago when there were no jobs after college graduation.

[Frozendiva]

The Noom ads are on every channel now. Yawn.

[Gobi]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is Fernanda still sporting the new tits or were they too much of a reminder of Jonathan and she had them removed.

She sold them to Angela.

[My Girls]

I missed it, are they in Mexico or Chicago right now?

[Hotel Snarker]

So Fernanda had family in the states the whole time? They couldn’t sponsor her after Jonathan?

[SunnyBeBe]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Yeah grandpa, you don't trust lawyers. You'd change your tune if you needed one. 

Calling me a thief!  WTF?